Boredmuse
@boredmuse.bsky.social
German translator, analyst, artist, choosing violence everyday.
#graphics
#abstractart
#messing with Photoshop
#messing with one-lab app
#German translation
#photography
She/her
#graphics
#abstractart
#messing with Photoshop
#messing with one-lab app
#German translation
#photography
She/her
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Same as it ever was
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Same as it ever was
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Permission to Badger my client your honor?
Judge: allow me, *lifts animal trap from under dais and unleashes an angry snarling badger which leaps at the whiniest little bitch in the room*
Judge: allow me, *lifts animal trap from under dais and unleashes an angry snarling badger which leaps at the whiniest little bitch in the room*
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Permission to Badger my client your honor?
Judge: allow me, *lifts animal trap from under dais and unleashes an angry snarling badger which leaps at the whiniest little bitch in the room*
Judge: allow me, *lifts animal trap from under dais and unleashes an angry snarling badger which leaps at the whiniest little bitch in the room*
JUDGE: how does your client plead
MY LAWYER: like a whiny little bitch your honor
ME: hey quit it i do not
JUDGE: whoa i see what you mean counselor
MY LAWYER: right? so annoying
MY LAWYER: like a whiny little bitch your honor
ME: hey quit it i do not
JUDGE: whoa i see what you mean counselor
MY LAWYER: right? so annoying
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
Disney forgot the rules of the internet.
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Disney forgot the rules of the internet.
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…Dammit, Dave, you said you wouldn’t do this!
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
…Dammit, Dave, you said you wouldn’t do this!
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Morning Kitten
High five, America!
High five, America!
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Morning Kitten
High five, America!
High five, America!
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#NoirvemberChallenge
Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness.
#Noirvember
@ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗
Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness.
#Noirvember
@ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗
a black and white photo of a woman with the words " you just put your lips together and blow "
Alt: Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not
" you just put your lips together and blow “
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
#NoirvemberChallenge
Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness.
#Noirvember
@ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗
Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness.
#Noirvember
@ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗
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Frank Senryu Series 4
01000 - A Better Ending
Alternate ending
to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks,
"What's in the darn box!?"
#CatsOfBluesky #poetry
01000 - A Better Ending
Alternate ending
to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks,
"What's in the darn box!?"
#CatsOfBluesky #poetry
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Frank Senryu Series 4
01000 - A Better Ending
Alternate ending
to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks,
"What's in the darn box!?"
#CatsOfBluesky #poetry
01000 - A Better Ending
Alternate ending
to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks,
"What's in the darn box!?"
#CatsOfBluesky #poetry
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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ME: How did it go?
SON: We lost
ME: Did you give it your all?
SON: Not really
ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did
SON: We lost
ME: Did you give it your all?
SON: Not really
ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ME: How did it go?
SON: We lost
ME: Did you give it your all?
SON: Not really
ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did
SON: We lost
ME: Did you give it your all?
SON: Not really
ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did
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"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When the Yankees get eliminated
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"Also, prepare to tremble before the awesome power of our frog."
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Also, prepare to tremble before the awesome power of our frog."
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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And this is really the crux of it folks! Re: T Swift from @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And this is really the crux of it folks! Re: T Swift from @raxkingisdead.bsky.social