Kaiju No. 11
@boneless.zone
Definitely a psyop
McRib enthusiast
Welcome to Misanthropes Anonymous
McRib enthusiast
Welcome to Misanthropes Anonymous
The only good shit going on in DC these days
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The only good shit going on in DC these days
I love this baby but jfc those Maine cat genes are making her hard to handle some days lol
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love this baby but jfc those Maine cat genes are making her hard to handle some days lol
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I'm just sayin', you call trans folks "demonic", you maybe ought to expect a punch in the mouth
I don't normally support violence as a conflict-resolution method - I think it's generally a sign many things have gone wrong - but I guess I'm just enough of a hick to believe in the idea of fightin' words
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm just sayin', you call trans folks "demonic", you maybe ought to expect a punch in the mouth
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wait
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
wait
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
bricked up does not mean constipated
oh fuck i gotta leave a message for my doctor
EIGHT
FCKIN
CHILIDAWGS
FCKIN
CHILIDAWGS
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
EIGHT
FCKIN
CHILIDAWGS
FCKIN
CHILIDAWGS
Hello, my name is Eleven
You might remember me from the smash hit, “The US Didn’t Want To Pay Me, a Tranny, To Wear The Uniform, So They Hired Me at Three Times Pay to Consult Them on Their Shortcomings”
No autographs, please
You might remember me from the smash hit, “The US Didn’t Want To Pay Me, a Tranny, To Wear The Uniform, So They Hired Me at Three Times Pay to Consult Them on Their Shortcomings”
No autographs, please
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hello, my name is Eleven
You might remember me from the smash hit, “The US Didn’t Want To Pay Me, a Tranny, To Wear The Uniform, So They Hired Me at Three Times Pay to Consult Them on Their Shortcomings”
No autographs, please
You might remember me from the smash hit, “The US Didn’t Want To Pay Me, a Tranny, To Wear The Uniform, So They Hired Me at Three Times Pay to Consult Them on Their Shortcomings”
No autographs, please
Getting two Bánh mì on my way in for a swing shift feels like a flex cuz yeah it’s a sammy but it’s the best sammy
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Getting two Bánh mì on my way in for a swing shift feels like a flex cuz yeah it’s a sammy but it’s the best sammy
Showing up to the piss kink party with a bouquet of asparagus
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Showing up to the piss kink party with a bouquet of asparagus
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Charlie can't eat anyway, something about a sore throat
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Charlie can't eat anyway, something about a sore throat
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My son: I wish I grew up when you did. Your toys were so cool.
Me: The internet didn't exist.
My son: Nevermind.
Me: The internet didn't exist.
My son: Nevermind.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My son: I wish I grew up when you did. Your toys were so cool.
Me: The internet didn't exist.
My son: Nevermind.
Me: The internet didn't exist.
My son: Nevermind.
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This is great.
Jimmy Kimmel is deleting Donald Trump's confidence from existence on live TV. 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
This is great.
How’s that working out for you, @bencollins.bsky.social ?
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How’s that working out for you, @bencollins.bsky.social ?
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
THE WOODCHIPPER YEARNS FOR PEDO BLOOD
AND ACCOMPLICE BLOOD
AND ACCOMPLICE BLOOD
In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
THE WOODCHIPPER YEARNS FOR PEDO BLOOD
AND ACCOMPLICE BLOOD
AND ACCOMPLICE BLOOD
Oh look, my abuser’s apologist tried to add me on LinkedIn lol *nooooope buhbye*
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh look, my abuser’s apologist tried to add me on LinkedIn lol *nooooope buhbye*
Go fuck yourself, Kim Davis! 😃
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Go fuck yourself, Kim Davis! 😃
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Ran into your mom today
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ran into your mom today
Anyone checked on the tangerine lately? I bet nazi social is on FIRE right now
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Anyone checked on the tangerine lately? I bet nazi social is on FIRE right now
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After losing twice in the same election, is it safe to say Andrew Cuomo has a humiliation kink?
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
After losing twice in the same election, is it safe to say Andrew Cuomo has a humiliation kink?
God damn I love this so much
Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas (a Democrat who is the chamber's president pro tempore) just tweeted this:
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
God damn I love this so much
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At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans
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ahhh yeah, here comes the dersh himself. and he brought a sack lunch, smart
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ahhh yeah, here comes the dersh himself. and he brought a sack lunch, smart
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I wish my tongue wasnt burdened by the weight of centuries. Im tryna eat some ass over here
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wish my tongue wasnt burdened by the weight of centuries. Im tryna eat some ass over here
I wish adults could trick or treat at Sam’s/Costco for rotisserie chickens
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I wish adults could trick or treat at Sam’s/Costco for rotisserie chickens