Robert Thingummyjig
@bobcardboard.bsky.social
Left a bit, left a bit, down a bit. There.
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It’s gonna be super sick to watch Hellboy foil a MAGA influencer gang in their attempt to bring back Charlie Kirk through a portal to the void opened by pseudo-Christian chaos magick
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
It’s gonna be super sick to watch Hellboy foil a MAGA influencer gang in their attempt to bring back Charlie Kirk through a portal to the void opened by pseudo-Christian chaos magick
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I wouldn't be surprised if they had this conversation...
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if they had this conversation...
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I wouldn't want to be a person who feels the need to argue with this...
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I wouldn't want to be a person who feels the need to argue with this...
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This is great. A shitty ai rip off of the guys artwork, almost certainly trained without permission, and what's the betting Vance typed in the prompt himself, putting himself at the front and the character they're commemorating at the back. Just class through and through.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
This is great. A shitty ai rip off of the guys artwork, almost certainly trained without permission, and what's the betting Vance typed in the prompt himself, putting himself at the front and the character they're commemorating at the back. Just class through and through.
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this is as far as I've got. Snuggling with Indy isn't listed bc I already do that in regular small increments. He is included on several of the options listed
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
this is as far as I've got. Snuggling with Indy isn't listed bc I already do that in regular small increments. He is included on several of the options listed
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Hello 2026. Bring it on you cunt
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Hello 2026. Bring it on you cunt
I'm so old I remember the small feeling of irritation at still writing the wrong year on a cheque in April
#Nostalgia
#NotWhatItUsedToBe
#NotABoomer
#Nostalgia
#NotWhatItUsedToBe
#NotABoomer
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm so old I remember the small feeling of irritation at still writing the wrong year on a cheque in April
#Nostalgia
#NotWhatItUsedToBe
#NotABoomer
#Nostalgia
#NotWhatItUsedToBe
#NotABoomer
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Here's something childish to start your week.
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Here's something childish to start your week.
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
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Feature not bug.
MIT recently completed the first brain-scan study on #ChatGPT users—and the results are deeply revealing.
Rather than boosting brain function, prolonged #AI use may be dulling it. #science #MIT #brainscience #sciencesky
www.media.mit.edu/projects/you...
Rather than boosting brain function, prolonged #AI use may be dulling it. #science #MIT #brainscience #sciencesky
www.media.mit.edu/projects/you...
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Feature not bug.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Here's a particularly weird one where an unnamed sends Epstein a text that says "Tommy Robinson. !! good work" then almost exclusively and repeatedly talk about Goebbels and Kristallnacht for a while before pivoting to talking about blood drawing.
drive.google.com/file/d/1BgrF...
drive.google.com/file/d/1BgrF...
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Here's a particularly weird one where an unnamed sends Epstein a text that says "Tommy Robinson. !! good work" then almost exclusively and repeatedly talk about Goebbels and Kristallnacht for a while before pivoting to talking about blood drawing.
drive.google.com/file/d/1BgrF...
drive.google.com/file/d/1BgrF...
Hoping the No Confidence motion will go through at AGM. The Chair, CEO and Head of Ops need to go. Toxic, know-nothing corporate drones. Board of trustees needs more listening volunteers to protect interests of callers and volunteers
#Samaritans
#Vandalism
#HandsOffOurBranches
#Samaritans
#Vandalism
#HandsOffOurBranches
Samaritans warned of volunteer exodus if plans to close branches go ahead
Samaritans warned of volunteer exodus if plans to close branches go ahead
Call handlers at the mental health helpline Samaritans are warning of a mass exodus of volunteers after the charity announced plans to close branches.
news.sky.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hoping the No Confidence motion will go through at AGM. The Chair, CEO and Head of Ops need to go. Toxic, know-nothing corporate drones. Board of trustees needs more listening volunteers to protect interests of callers and volunteers
#Samaritans
#Vandalism
#HandsOffOurBranches
#Samaritans
#Vandalism
#HandsOffOurBranches
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They want to streamline the Samaritans? Mental health services are already shit, I swear big wigs who make theses decisions, including charity boards want people dead
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
They want to streamline the Samaritans? Mental health services are already shit, I swear big wigs who make theses decisions, including charity boards want people dead
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Keir Starmer:
September 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Keir Starmer:
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Hello!
You're through to the magpie hotline.
Please listen carefully to the following menu options:
Press 1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret never to be told
Or stay on the line to speak to an operator.
Your call is important to us.
You're through to the magpie hotline.
Please listen carefully to the following menu options:
Press 1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret never to be told
Or stay on the line to speak to an operator.
Your call is important to us.
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hello!
You're through to the magpie hotline.
Please listen carefully to the following menu options:
Press 1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret never to be told
Or stay on the line to speak to an operator.
Your call is important to us.
You're through to the magpie hotline.
Please listen carefully to the following menu options:
Press 1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret never to be told
Or stay on the line to speak to an operator.
Your call is important to us.
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Them: Never say never!
Me: You just said it twice
Me: You just said it twice
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Them: Never say never!
Me: You just said it twice
Me: You just said it twice
Brighton & Hove Albion and Samaritans rolling out joint initiative against suicide....coming soon to other Premiership clubs.... www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-video/...
Samaritans interview
The official website of Brighton & Hove Albion
www.brightonandhovealbion.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Brighton & Hove Albion and Samaritans rolling out joint initiative against suicide....coming soon to other Premiership clubs.... www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-video/...
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Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
Imagine a bereaved person going in to a public space to be met with the larger-than-life digital ghost of their loved one spouting as a puppet for whatever ideology.
Oh hang on...we don't need to imagine.
Sick.
#EndAInow
julieroys.com/charlie-kirk...
Oh hang on...we don't need to imagine.
Sick.
#EndAInow
julieroys.com/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk's AI Resurrection Ushers in A New Era of Digital Grief
AI-generated versions of conservative Christian activist Charlie Kirk are popping up online after his killing—as well as in church services.
julieroys.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Imagine a bereaved person going in to a public space to be met with the larger-than-life digital ghost of their loved one spouting as a puppet for whatever ideology.
Oh hang on...we don't need to imagine.
Sick.
#EndAInow
julieroys.com/charlie-kirk...
Oh hang on...we don't need to imagine.
Sick.
#EndAInow
julieroys.com/charlie-kirk...
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Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?
September 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?
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JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg