Blueshift
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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Marry someone who says:
- I love you
- I’m proud of you
- yes we can go take the ferry
- no taking three round trips on the ferry isn’t too much
- yes we can take the ferry again
- no I don’t mind ruining my good hair day with sea spray
- yes I’ll buy you pretzel from the galley
- I love you
- I’m proud of you
- yes we can go take the ferry
- no taking three round trips on the ferry isn’t too much
- yes we can take the ferry again
- no I don’t mind ruining my good hair day with sea spray
- yes I’ll buy you pretzel from the galley
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Marry someone who says:
- I love you
- I’m proud of you
- yes we can go take the ferry
- no taking three round trips on the ferry isn’t too much
- yes we can take the ferry again
- no I don’t mind ruining my good hair day with sea spray
- yes I’ll buy you pretzel from the galley
- I love you
- I’m proud of you
- yes we can go take the ferry
- no taking three round trips on the ferry isn’t too much
- yes we can take the ferry again
- no I don’t mind ruining my good hair day with sea spray
- yes I’ll buy you pretzel from the galley
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here for no particular reason is a short story i wrote a while ago about a young man who is radicalized into violence by a public figure he admires and eventually kills www.otherstrangeness.com/2024/09/30/s...
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I thought that everything would change when I got the surgery.
www.otherstrangeness.com
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
here for no particular reason is a short story i wrote a while ago about a young man who is radicalized into violence by a public figure he admires and eventually kills www.otherstrangeness.com/2024/09/30/s...
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Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
May 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
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A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.
April 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.
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Morning. Song,,🐦🐦
April 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Morning. Song,,🐦🐦
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So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.
April 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.
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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
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hey I wrote a story about trying to remain functional as the country collapses, bad luxury SUVs, the contradictions of wealth, and quitting my job. if you wanna read it, it’s available here for free: www.patreon.com/posts/125140...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
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March 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hey I wrote a story about trying to remain functional as the country collapses, bad luxury SUVs, the contradictions of wealth, and quitting my job. if you wanna read it, it’s available here for free: www.patreon.com/posts/125140...
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GNU Terry Pratchett.
GNU Terry Pratchett.
March 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
GNU Terry Pratchett.
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
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Punching Nazis is FDA approved!
December 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Punching Nazis is FDA approved!
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
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For those who need to hear it today 🏳️🌈
January 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
For those who need to hear it today 🏳️🌈