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Media promises to only fall for the ‘maybe Poilievre has changed’ story 4-5 more times (podcast)
Media promises to only fall for the 'maybe Poilievre has changed' story 4-5 more times
“He’s the boy who cried ‘I’ll stop being an insufferable prick’ and we’re starting to think he doesn’t mean it.” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and Ian MacIntyre) talk Pierre Poili...
thebeaverton.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Media promises to only fall for the ‘maybe Poilievre has changed’ story 4-5 more times (podcast)
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Nation wonders if guy who ‘loves winter’ also likes getting fucking choked to death
Nation wonders if guy who ‘loves winter’ also likes getting fucking choked to death - The Beaverton
CANADA – After weeks of relentless cold, the nation wondered today whether local man Jake Bryans still thought Winter was “The best season”, and also whether he thought it would be fun if all 35 milli...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Nation wonders if guy who ‘loves winter’ also likes getting fucking choked to death
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Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering ‘fuck this fucking shit’ over and over
Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering 'fuck this fucking shit' over and over
OTTAWA - A new study indicates that the biggest cause of Canadians repeatedly exclaiming 'fuck this fucking shit' is shovelling snow.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering ‘fuck this fucking shit’ over and over
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Furious Trump demands to know why Minneapolis shooting hasn’t sparked civil war yet
Furious Trump demands to know why Minneapolis shooting hasn’t sparked civil war yet
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Following the shooting death of a Minneapolis woman at the hands of ICE agents, President Donald Trump is ordering Americans to "hurry the fuck up" descending into a nationwide confli...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Furious Trump demands to know why Minneapolis shooting hasn’t sparked civil war yet
How this panel did not result in dozens of wrongful death lawsuits against DC, I’ll never know.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
How this panel did not result in dozens of wrongful death lawsuits against DC, I’ll never know.
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CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January
CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January
OTTAWA - The Canadian Revenue Agency is reportedly in a state of total meltdown after receiving a complete tax report in the first few weeks of the new year.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January
Currently watching “The Great Race”, starring Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon and Natalie Wood.
While everyone is great, Mr. Lemmon is an abosute joy in this movie. I cannot recommend it more.
While everyone is great, Mr. Lemmon is an abosute joy in this movie. I cannot recommend it more.
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Currently watching “The Great Race”, starring Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon and Natalie Wood.
While everyone is great, Mr. Lemmon is an abosute joy in this movie. I cannot recommend it more.
While everyone is great, Mr. Lemmon is an abosute joy in this movie. I cannot recommend it more.
Hi! I’m the second hernia that was the result of the botched surgery for the first hernia.
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Hi! I’m the second hernia that was the result of the botched surgery for the first hernia.
You have to say the word in a sarcastic tone for it to apply to me.
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
You have to say the word in a sarcastic tone for it to apply to me.
Tonight’s reading.
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Tonight’s reading.
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Dumb Week is here! Dumb Week is here! The week where we honour the memory of our founder Laurent Noonan by publishing articles too silly, pun-y or groan-inducing to run the rest of the year. We hope you enjoy/we're sorry
Defective Vorpal Blade goes Snacker-Snick
WONDERLAND – In a shocking move Wednesday, L. Carroll Enterprises, manufacturer of the popular Vorpal Blade line of self-defence devices, has issued a product-wide recall after a large batch of blades...
thebeaverton.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dumb Week is here! Dumb Week is here! The week where we honour the memory of our founder Laurent Noonan by publishing articles too silly, pun-y or groan-inducing to run the rest of the year. We hope you enjoy/we're sorry
Make a Bond movie casual:
Bingo Hall Royale
Bingo Hall Royale
Make a Bond movie casual:
Octoshoulder
Octoshoulder
Make a Bond movie casual:
From King of Prussia with Love.
From King of Prussia with Love.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Bingo Hall Royale
Bingo Hall Royale
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Faster, Pussycat! Grinch! Grinch!
Mother, Jugs & Grinch
Saving Private Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Faster, Pussycat! Grinch! Grinch!
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One of the worst things about being unemployed is being constantly asked “Have you found a job yet?” by my in-laws and extended family.
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One of the worst things about being unemployed is being constantly asked “Have you found a job yet?” by my in-laws and extended family.
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⚡️ @archiecomics.bsky.social and Oni Press Begin New Era for America’s Favorite Teenager!⚡
LAUNCHING FALL 2026
💥ARCHIE #1💥
September 2026
💥SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH #1💥
October 2026
💥ARCHIE IN HELL #1💥
November 2026
@thr.com has the details⤵️
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
LAUNCHING FALL 2026
💥ARCHIE #1💥
September 2026
💥SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH #1💥
October 2026
💥ARCHIE IN HELL #1💥
November 2026
@thr.com has the details⤵️
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
Archie, Sabrina the Teenage Witch Get Modern Relaunch with Oni Press Deal (Exclusive)
Archie Comics is partnering with the publisher, bringing names such as 'Ice Cream Man' co-creator Maxwell Prince and 'Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees' creator Patrick Horvath into the fold.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
⚡️ @archiecomics.bsky.social and Oni Press Begin New Era for America’s Favorite Teenager!⚡
LAUNCHING FALL 2026
💥ARCHIE #1💥
September 2026
💥SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH #1💥
October 2026
💥ARCHIE IN HELL #1💥
November 2026
@thr.com has the details⤵️
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
LAUNCHING FALL 2026
💥ARCHIE #1💥
September 2026
💥SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH #1💥
October 2026
💥ARCHIE IN HELL #1💥
November 2026
@thr.com has the details⤵️
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
Gil Gerard is in my Mount Rushmore of live action Sci-Fi heroes.
I was 5 when I first saw the tv show. It is burned into my brain, along with Star Wars and Star Trek.
RIP Mr. Gerard.
I was 5 when I first saw the tv show. It is burned into my brain, along with Star Wars and Star Trek.
RIP Mr. Gerard.
RIP Gil Gerard: www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...
Not too long ago, I rewatched a bunch of his BUCK ROGERS for the first time since I was a kid, and it holds up as a fun show, thanks primarily to Gerard's affable presence.
Not too long ago, I rewatched a bunch of his BUCK ROGERS for the first time since I was a kid, and it holds up as a fun show, thanks primarily to Gerard's affable presence.
Gil Gerard, Star of ‘Buck Rogers in the 25th Century,’ Dies at 82
He battled a weight problem for decades and talked about it on the reality series 'Action Hero Makeover.'
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Gil Gerard is in my Mount Rushmore of live action Sci-Fi heroes.
I was 5 when I first saw the tv show. It is burned into my brain, along with Star Wars and Star Trek.
RIP Mr. Gerard.
I was 5 when I first saw the tv show. It is burned into my brain, along with Star Wars and Star Trek.
RIP Mr. Gerard.
Foley is good.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Foley is good.
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Hungry bachelor determined to select least sad rotisserie chicken
Hungry bachelor determined to select least sad rotisserie chicken
OTTAWA - As Tyler Sandford observed a wall of slowly rotating chicken carcasses, he mentally prepared himself to make the most important decision of his life.
www.thebeaverton.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hungry bachelor determined to select least sad rotisserie chicken
The bottom part of the veneer on my front tooth just broke off!
What is even better is my dentist can’t fit me in until Monday morning to fix it. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
What is even better is my dentist can’t fit me in until Monday morning to fix it. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The bottom part of the veneer on my front tooth just broke off!
What is even better is my dentist can’t fit me in until Monday morning to fix it. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
What is even better is my dentist can’t fit me in until Monday morning to fix it. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
QTP with a gif to advertise your BlueSky account.
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
QTP with a gif to advertise your BlueSky account.
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Man in his thirties having trouble finding friends because he actually sucks
Man in his thirties having trouble finding friends because he actually sucks
Local Pub, Everywhere - Local man Fred Marston has realized how tough it is making friends in your thirties, especially when you’re kind of terrible.
www.thebeaverton.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Man in his thirties having trouble finding friends because he actually sucks
For the first time in over 10 years, my kids don’t care if the elf on the shelf comes to our house.
It’s a happy holiday!
It’s a happy holiday!
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For the first time in over 10 years, my kids don’t care if the elf on the shelf comes to our house.
It’s a happy holiday!
It’s a happy holiday!