His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
@bklynmichael42.bsky.social
Husband to a brilliant woman, father of a brilliant spectrum teen 🧩 grows in Brooklyn. "YES! THAT'S MY COW!"
I’m thinking “Quiet, Piggy” might have some legs.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m thinking “Quiet, Piggy” might have some legs.
It’s easy to assume Trump’s Lawyer Barbie is just amazingly fckn dumb and incompetent, when she could actually be corrupt and intentionally trying to manipulate the grand jury.
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s easy to assume Trump’s Lawyer Barbie is just amazingly fckn dumb and incompetent, when she could actually be corrupt and intentionally trying to manipulate the grand jury.
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
Yes, and you should rectify that clearly wrong decision immediately.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yes, and you should rectify that clearly wrong decision immediately.
Consider me unconvinced.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
! Chuck @schumer.senate.gov asks unanimous consent that the Senate immediately read and pass the bill to release the Epstein files, un-amended, "as soon as it comes over from the House." No objections. Motion succeeds. Bill is deemed to the Senate unanimously, will go to Trump to become law.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Consider me unconvinced.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you’re quibbling about at what age a girl is too young to be sex trafficked, you’ve already lost the argument.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you’re quibbling about at what age a girl is too young to be sex trafficked, you’ve already lost the argument.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
Well, I guess the people shouting about the “war on Christianity” were, in fact, correct. Mea culpa, my full apologies.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well, I guess the people shouting about the “war on Christianity” were, in fact, correct. Mea culpa, my full apologies.
Can’t wait for November 22.
Sunburn in November Day.
Sunburn in November Day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Can’t wait for November 22.
Sunburn in November Day.
Sunburn in November Day.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’d like to thank all those who have served in our military and national guard. I’m only sorry that, in many cases, you didn’t have a more honorable mission than you did. But you go into active duty with the leaders you have, not the leaders you’d like to have.
Also, too
Also, too
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’d like to thank all those who have served in our military and national guard. I’m only sorry that, in many cases, you didn’t have a more honorable mission than you did. But you go into active duty with the leaders you have, not the leaders you’d like to have.
Also, too
Also, too
Shipping up to Boston for another work trip, but woke up wanting to just dance with my wife to this.
Let My Love Open The Door (E. Cola Mix)
YouTube video by Pete Townshend - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Shipping up to Boston for another work trip, but woke up wanting to just dance with my wife to this.
And it looked something like this
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And it looked something like this
Reposted by His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
@shaheen.senate.gov Your response, which should be BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, should be, “Because Republicans are not remotely interested in ‘working together.’ They are an authoritarian cult in thrall to Trump.” [explain what “in thrall” means]
But you don’t care, because you’re retiring. Way too late.
But you don’t care, because you’re retiring. Way too late.
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
@shaheen.senate.gov Your response, which should be BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, should be, “Because Republicans are not remotely interested in ‘working together.’ They are an authoritarian cult in thrall to Trump.” [explain what “in thrall” means]
But you don’t care, because you’re retiring. Way too late.
But you don’t care, because you’re retiring. Way too late.
@schumer.senate.gov seen here whipping votes in his caucus
a man is standing in front of a house holding a pink pillow and a vacuum cleaner .
Alt: Bumbling fool dropping everything while trying to wash his car
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
@schumer.senate.gov seen here whipping votes in his caucus
@schumer.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
Angus King
and any other Democrat that enabled this non-deal
@durbin.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
Angus King
and any other Democrat that enabled this non-deal
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@schumer.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
Angus King
and any other Democrat that enabled this non-deal
@durbin.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
Angus King
and any other Democrat that enabled this non-deal
Well….that was unexpected.
And I’m a Dolphins fan.
And I’m a Dolphins fan.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Well….that was unexpected.
And I’m a Dolphins fan.
And I’m a Dolphins fan.
DO NOT: Persecute Christians in another country for practicing their beliefs, or we will wage war against you.
DO: Persecute Christians in *our* country for practicing their beliefs, by waging war on them.
DO: Persecute Christians in *our* country for practicing their beliefs, by waging war on them.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
DO NOT: Persecute Christians in another country for practicing their beliefs, or we will wage war against you.
DO: Persecute Christians in *our* country for practicing their beliefs, by waging war on them.
DO: Persecute Christians in *our* country for practicing their beliefs, by waging war on them.
Whoever wrote this, or even agrees with it, needs to be slapped. I volunteer.
The Trump administration tells the Supreme Court it can’t be compelled to fully fund SNAP because paying out the money would “irreparably harm” the government, while SNAP beneficiaries … *won’t* be irreparably harmed by going hungry? The balance of equities here is completely upside down.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Whoever wrote this, or even agrees with it, needs to be slapped. I volunteer.
I’m just saying, Subway has a golden opportunity right now to not only do the funniest thing, but rehabilitate their brand in the process.
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m just saying, Subway has a golden opportunity right now to not only do the funniest thing, but rehabilitate their brand in the process.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not gonna lie. I’m submitting.
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Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Not gonna lie. I’m submitting.
New banger dropped
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
New banger dropped
So, this Mamdani guy is pretty good at the politics thing, hey? ❤️ NYC 💡
WATCH LIVE: Zohran Mamdani addresses supporters after winning 2025 NYC mayoral race
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So, this Mamdani guy is pretty good at the politics thing, hey? ❤️ NYC 💡