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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
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Husband to a brilliant woman, father of a brilliant spectrum teen 🧩 grows in Brooklyn. "YES! THAT'S MY COW!"
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · Jan 4
Vimes on revolutions, hard-boiled eggs
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 15m
Prodigious levels of cope
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 19m
a man with glasses and a beard looks at the camera with his eyes closed
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 28m
lol no
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
There’s more failing to be done.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
Assuming he doesn’t tank the stonks they gave him.

He will.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
wtf did I just read
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
I would also accept the “Dunn Right”: Ham, American cheese, mustard, onions, hot peppers.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
Cry harder, bitchez.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 1h
The middle one isn’t a “picture” or “painting” in the normal sense. It’s a poster you get on a Jersey Shore boardwalk.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 2h
I’m just saying, Subway has a golden opportunity right now to not only do the funniest thing, but rehabilitate their brand in the process.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 2h
That’s part of my theory, which is he will continue to tank the company, so his trillion dollar stonks will be worthless. More than worthless, as he will have borrowed against them.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 3h
Tank my stonks, daddy
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 5h
If it ain’t about him, he don’t GAF
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 6h
Definitely slipped him something before the presser. No one bolts like that without guilt.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 6h
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Advisor collapses during a speech on health in the White House, while President Trump does not give a flying fuck.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 7h
To be fair, they are planning on starving the country.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 7h
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 9h
Would just like to point out out a rightwingnut assassinated a Democratic politician, her husband AND THEIR DOG. But do go on, Professional Victims™️
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 9h
But….you’re a gullible idiot, Marge. Y’are.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 9h
ULTRA MAGA PLATINUM PATRIOT SUPER DUPER
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 9h
Unless a Democrat is in the White House.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 9h
Man still thinks the county map is real.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 9h
Go Nazi, go broke. Doesn’t rhyme, but true.
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