Miss Anemia 1997
@bitegavemepowers.bsky.social
I fell into an industrial vat and now my story is a hit television program
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COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 AM
COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
Just imagined, "what if there was a Dracula living here in America," and I got chills. Wow. Hollywood, do your thing!
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just imagined, "what if there was a Dracula living here in America," and I got chills. Wow. Hollywood, do your thing!
ME ON GRINDR: Wow Daddy~ That's such a hot photo of your penis next to a can of shaving cream~
ME ON LEX:
ME ON LEX:
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
ME ON GRINDR: Wow Daddy~ That's such a hot photo of your penis next to a can of shaving cream~
ME ON LEX:
ME ON LEX:
This sad pope has gone his entire life without ever having group sex. With your one-time donation of $39.99, we can help religious leaders like Bob finally discover the joy of getting their backs blown out.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This sad pope has gone his entire life without ever having group sex. With your one-time donation of $39.99, we can help religious leaders like Bob finally discover the joy of getting their backs blown out.
The Atlantic has finally published a cover more fucked up than the "oh no what if your daughter wants to take testosterone???" cover from 7 years ago.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Atlantic has finally published a cover more fucked up than the "oh no what if your daughter wants to take testosterone???" cover from 7 years ago.
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Daily reminder to take a few minutes to yourself and contemplate the infinite metaphysical serpent coils gradually tightening around every facet of your being!
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Daily reminder to take a few minutes to yourself and contemplate the infinite metaphysical serpent coils gradually tightening around every facet of your being!
it's so funny to read about Timothy Leary counter-culture types who thought lsd would bring about social harmony and spiritual enlightenment if you've ever actually done psychedelics. "haha, my vision is swirling and I laughed for 5 minutes about the concept of sidewalks." So life-altering!
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
it's so funny to read about Timothy Leary counter-culture types who thought lsd would bring about social harmony and spiritual enlightenment if you've ever actually done psychedelics. "haha, my vision is swirling and I laughed for 5 minutes about the concept of sidewalks." So life-altering!
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She is currently playing Hot Foot. Someone should donate $25 to spin the wheel and free her
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
She is currently playing Hot Foot. Someone should donate $25 to spin the wheel and free her
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My wife @thelicoricekid.bsky.social is streaming UFO 50 all day to raise money for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank and she’s still got hours to go! Come hang out at twitch.tv/thelicoricekid and donate if you can!
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November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My wife @thelicoricekid.bsky.social is streaming UFO 50 all day to raise money for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank and she’s still got hours to go! Come hang out at twitch.tv/thelicoricekid and donate if you can!
honestly this seemed more plausible to be in 2021 than it does now. she tried to start triangulating for this and it seems to have blown up in her face
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
honestly this seemed more plausible to be in 2021 than it does now. she tried to start triangulating for this and it seems to have blown up in her face
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It's sad that the entire western world decided to become insane sexists and roll all trans rights and science back to pre-Weimar levels. We're never going to get that lethal cyborg pussy that makes reactionary cis women furiously jealous. Century of humiliation.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's sad that the entire western world decided to become insane sexists and roll all trans rights and science back to pre-Weimar levels. We're never going to get that lethal cyborg pussy that makes reactionary cis women furiously jealous. Century of humiliation.
Ms. 45 is so scary! i'm glad men aren't real
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Ms. 45 is so scary! i'm glad men aren't real
the truth social freaks upset that trump didnt have ice kidnap and deport mamdani at the white house are making me wonder just how many germans were complaining, "Hitler, come on, you said you were going to kill more people than this!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
the truth social freaks upset that trump didnt have ice kidnap and deport mamdani at the white house are making me wonder just how many germans were complaining, "Hitler, come on, you said you were going to kill more people than this!"
"Death isn't so bad, it's just like sleeping." Great, now I dread sleeping. I need to sleep for my health but now I refuse to go gentle into that good night every night by playing word puzzles until 2am
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"Death isn't so bad, it's just like sleeping." Great, now I dread sleeping. I need to sleep for my health but now I refuse to go gentle into that good night every night by playing word puzzles until 2am
being in your 30s is great, quit being mopey about it. you're in your 30s, your friends are in their 30s, if you want you can go months without having to put up with the most annoying people known to women: 24-year-olds
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
being in your 30s is great, quit being mopey about it. you're in your 30s, your friends are in their 30s, if you want you can go months without having to put up with the most annoying people known to women: 24-year-olds
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None may enter Mother's room... Everyone knows that.
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
None may enter Mother's room... Everyone knows that.
We'll stop training nurses, but we're going to keep training chiropractors. America just keeps giving up on the future. Great
I’m sorry that I don’t have anything intelligent to say right now because I am so fucking angry
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
Nursing is no longer counted as a 'professional degree' by Trump admin
The Department of Education has excluded nursing as a "professional degree" program as it implements various changes to student loans.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
We'll stop training nurses, but we're going to keep training chiropractors. America just keeps giving up on the future. Great
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it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
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I think Forrest Gump is mostly just symptomatic. Of course a country that would do the Iraq War would also produce a horrid film like Forrest Gump. Only good thing about it is the Frank Ocean song that came out almost 20 years later
For my new followers: I hate Forrest Gump more than I will ever be able to put into words. I mean this for real, I don’t think America goes to war in Iraq without the movie “Forrest Gump”.
I don’t think neoliberalism spreads as far and wide in America without Forrest Gump.
I don’t think neoliberalism spreads as far and wide in America without Forrest Gump.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I think Forrest Gump is mostly just symptomatic. Of course a country that would do the Iraq War would also produce a horrid film like Forrest Gump. Only good thing about it is the Frank Ocean song that came out almost 20 years later
what will save America is people wearing their least comfortable outfit while sitting in a tiny upright chair for 8 hours
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
what will save America is people wearing their least comfortable outfit while sitting in a tiny upright chair for 8 hours
"We spent decades becoming the most popular email service in the world. Let's start pissing it all away to impress the dumbest venture capitalists we can find."
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"We spent decades becoming the most popular email service in the world. Let's start pissing it all away to impress the dumbest venture capitalists we can find."
smoking cigarettes with people was a powerful social tool that my grandmother took advantage of, seeing her make connections that way was one of the few things that made cigarettes appealing to me. Seeing her die of lung cancer killed that appeal. I wanna smoke with Bob, though.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
smoking cigarettes with people was a powerful social tool that my grandmother took advantage of, seeing her make connections that way was one of the few things that made cigarettes appealing to me. Seeing her die of lung cancer killed that appeal. I wanna smoke with Bob, though.
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It's no accident that the discussion of sexual violence focuses on these relatively rare cases. Railing against them isn't threatening to the patriarchal family, instead it justifies further clamping down on children's (and adult women's) autonomy and access to influences from outside the family.
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It's no accident that the discussion of sexual violence focuses on these relatively rare cases. Railing against them isn't threatening to the patriarchal family, instead it justifies further clamping down on children's (and adult women's) autonomy and access to influences from outside the family.