BippityBoppityBong
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Today dog serenade is from Mrs Turner.
Private Clara, she Clara's for money....
Private Clara, she Clara's for money....
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Today dog serenade is from Mrs Turner.
Private Clara, she Clara's for money....
Private Clara, she Clara's for money....
Made a few self-deprecating jokes for laughs but ended up hurting my own stupid feelings. I feel like a dog that farted and scared itself.
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Made a few self-deprecating jokes for laughs but ended up hurting my own stupid feelings. I feel like a dog that farted and scared itself.
Somewhere there's a person with a creativity-centered job wishing they could spend the day refreshing API tokens.
I tell myself lies.
I tell myself lies.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Somewhere there's a person with a creativity-centered job wishing they could spend the day refreshing API tokens.
I tell myself lies.
I tell myself lies.
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putting a tubeman on leafblower and using it to infiltrate drive thru windows
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
putting a tubeman on leafblower and using it to infiltrate drive thru windows
I accomplished too much yesterday so today I'm just sitting here dumb. Must. Remember. To. Pace.
a cat wearing a yellow hat with two orange balls on it
ALT: a cat wearing a yellow hat with two orange balls on it
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I accomplished too much yesterday so today I'm just sitting here dumb. Must. Remember. To. Pace.
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on facebook everyone is fighting a battle they won’t fucking shut up about
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
on facebook everyone is fighting a battle they won’t fucking shut up about
Without using amazon on walmart, where does one find low cost frames for posters/prints? Doesn't need to be fancy.
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Without using amazon on walmart, where does one find low cost frames for posters/prints? Doesn't need to be fancy.
My healing liver finds Baltimore having a Natty Boh shortage hilarious.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My healing liver finds Baltimore having a Natty Boh shortage hilarious.
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Parent to six and helped raise gobs others. One of the most valuable lessons gained is that kids raising kids will fail every single time. Be involved. Be with them. Do what they are doing. You birthed them. That was a choice to give your life AWAY. It's your OBLIGATION to society to do it well.
Embrace! Kids! In! Public! Life!
Controversial opinion from a woman without children: We need more, not less, kid-friendly spaces. And I'm obsessed with Christina Tkacik's latest profile. "Punk is family. Punk is community. Punk is children and upbringing and showing them the world and everything." www.thebanner.com/culture/food...
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Parent to six and helped raise gobs others. One of the most valuable lessons gained is that kids raising kids will fail every single time. Be involved. Be with them. Do what they are doing. You birthed them. That was a choice to give your life AWAY. It's your OBLIGATION to society to do it well.
What does it mean when during a non-sexual dream, you find yourself cum in the wind and it's blown away as glittering sparkly specks? I don't know how to begin analyzing that one.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What does it mean when during a non-sexual dream, you find yourself cum in the wind and it's blown away as glittering sparkly specks? I don't know how to begin analyzing that one.
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I've always felt drawn to being a monger, but I've never been able to settle on what to mong.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've always felt drawn to being a monger, but I've never been able to settle on what to mong.
One of these mornings I'll wake feeling Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity. It's not today but one day it'll be sure to happen.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
One of these mornings I'll wake feeling Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity. It's not today but one day it'll be sure to happen.
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It’s called “empathy.” Go fucking find some.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s called “empathy.” Go fucking find some.
Irvine Welsh and Harmony Korine should team up and make a film.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Irvine Welsh and Harmony Korine should team up and make a film.
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I'm against a Dislike button, but a Pfft! button has potential. 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm against a Dislike button, but a Pfft! button has potential. 🤔
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Picturing how a bat driving out of hell would look. Maybe a human size bat in a regular car, could be a tiny bat in a tiny car, or maybe a bunch of tiny bats all clumped together working as a team to drive a regular sized car.
Did you have any other questions while you had me pulled over, officer?
Did you have any other questions while you had me pulled over, officer?
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Picturing how a bat driving out of hell would look. Maybe a human size bat in a regular car, could be a tiny bat in a tiny car, or maybe a bunch of tiny bats all clumped together working as a team to drive a regular sized car.
Did you have any other questions while you had me pulled over, officer?
Did you have any other questions while you had me pulled over, officer?
Tired, but I promised the youngest a bike ride after work. I'll try to tire him out quick so I can go horizontal for a bit before chow time.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Tired, but I promised the youngest a bike ride after work. I'll try to tire him out quick so I can go horizontal for a bit before chow time.
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Back on the train was chefs kiss
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Back on the train was chefs kiss
I officially know 3 people irl on here now. Looking me all galavanting about.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I officially know 3 people irl on here now. Looking me all galavanting about.
Soo excited for tonight's show, wish I could have been there last night.
Who's gonna be at BMFS?
Who's gonna be at BMFS?
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Soo excited for tonight's show, wish I could have been there last night.
Who's gonna be at BMFS?
Who's gonna be at BMFS?
Small town lols, when your Uncle's book is next yours in the hold section of the library so you text him threatening to borrow it before him.
Im a simple ass.
Im a simple ass.
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Small town lols, when your Uncle's book is next yours in the hold section of the library so you text him threatening to borrow it before him.
Im a simple ass.
Im a simple ass.
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In the US, employees are encouraged to WFH (work from hospital)
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
In the US, employees are encouraged to WFH (work from hospital)