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Ok, having looked at the FlightRadar24 flight information, and the FAA charts, and knowing what I know about ATC from being a pilot, I want to inject some common sense in to the discussion of what might have happened tonight.
Every time I listen to Imagine Dragons, I wonder why people made fun of them so much. I can listen to their essentials album on Apple Music roughly 1.5-2x and have my fill.
Imagine Dragons is the median Millennial band.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every time I listen to Imagine Dragons, I wonder why people made fun of them so much. I can listen to their essentials album on Apple Music roughly 1.5-2x and have my fill.
But I don’t not believe it either
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
But I don’t not believe it either
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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Olivia Nuzzi:... i can't do this *wipes tear* but I *cant* not be with you.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
September 21, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Olivia Nuzzi:... i can't do this *wipes tear* but I *cant* not be with you.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
So bro. Much macho. He is big boy with big hammer.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So bro. Much macho. He is big boy with big hammer.
Or how I learned to stop worrying and yearn for the sweet sweet release of the heat death of the universe.
Is Baby Bobby the new drip king, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Or how I learned to stop worrying and yearn for the sweet sweet release of the heat death of the universe.
Oh, your child is a national honor society member? My kid knows all the words to You Can Call Me AL.
oh your kid is a dance competitor? awesome, but my kid knows all the words to now that we found love by heavy d
oh your kid is valedictorian? that is amazing, but my kid knows all the words to lido shuffle
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh, your child is a national honor society member? My kid knows all the words to You Can Call Me AL.
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Seems like there should be a petition to write this into the plot of a future season of Slow Horses.
F.B.I. Director Is Said to Have Made a Pledge to Head of MI5, Then Broken It
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Seems like there should be a petition to write this into the plot of a future season of Slow Horses.
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So what was the point of this?
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So what was the point of this?
There was a long running thread over on Twitter that started in like 2016 or so that postulated that by dogs he simply means bitches. Still not a common phrase, but it makes more sense.
In my 43 years I have never heard the expression "cracking like dogs."
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
There was a long running thread over on Twitter that started in like 2016 or so that postulated that by dogs he simply means bitches. Still not a common phrase, but it makes more sense.
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laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
Should I buy poly market shares in the government shutdown lasting past November 16?
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Should I buy poly market shares in the government shutdown lasting past November 16?
SUCK IT, JACKWADS!
Surprising nobody, Russia is unable to launch its nuclear capable Oreshnik missile as it explodes mid launch like a Space X rocket.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
SUCK IT, JACKWADS!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
HA!
HA!
Surprising nobody, Russia is unable to launch its nuclear capable Oreshnik missile as it explodes mid launch like a Space X rocket.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
HA!
HA!
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
Trump 2028
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
econ.st
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Feese’s
Am I doing this right?
Feese’s
Am I doing this right?
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Death
Death
Change one letter, ruin a candy
100 Gland
100 Gland
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Feese’s
Am I doing this right?
Feese’s
Am I doing this right?
The Daily Wire is producing something set in the time of Merlin and King Arthur. Lol. lmao even.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Daily Wire is producing something set in the time of Merlin and King Arthur. Lol. lmao even.
Apple should develop a special workout mode for the Apple Watch that is walking outdoors with your family. It doesn’t track your pace per mile, cuz lol, but it factors in more calories burnt due to the elevated heart rate and stress levels.
October 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Apple should develop a special workout mode for the Apple Watch that is walking outdoors with your family. It doesn’t track your pace per mile, cuz lol, but it factors in more calories burnt due to the elevated heart rate and stress levels.
Sexy Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sexy Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
ACAB includes Paw Patrol and Blaze and the monster machines.
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ACAB includes Paw Patrol and Blaze and the monster machines.
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
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You can tell Trump dumped feces on liberals in that video because if it was MAGA they would’ve had their mouths open begging for more.
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You can tell Trump dumped feces on liberals in that video because if it was MAGA they would’ve had their mouths open begging for more.
I am going to allow myself to have some of the pecan pie ice cream I bought, for a treat.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am going to allow myself to have some of the pecan pie ice cream I bought, for a treat.
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it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character