besserheimerphat.bsky.social
@besserheimerphat.bsky.social
Dad of four, husband, engineering/stats, dogs, Iowa State Cyclones and college football, powerlifting
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...but tell me again how there's no bias against NW teams 🤬 I'll wait.

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November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yea, Cyclones win! Anybody know how the Hawks did this weekend? 👀
#BlueCy
September 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social.

Birthright Citizenship
June 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I finally figured out who RFK reminds me of - Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray.
youtube.com/shorts/8eaoD...
June 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Vital Statistics is my newsletter where I give you the tools to think clearly about data in an age of lies and distortions.

Statistics not as math, but as a pathway to seeing the world more clearly.

Launching in 5 weeks. Sign up now: kareemcarr.substack.com
June 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"We just removed the outliers."

> "How did you determine they were outliers?"

"They gave us an answer we didn’t like."
problem: can't get the model to say what you want
solution: just rewrite the data
June 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok
June 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Last night my kid wouldn't eat his ICE CREAM until we put the RIGHT SPRINKLES on it.
Omg, I swear 😂. This drives me crazy lmao.

One week she will be okay with a spaghetti, but the next she won't. I can sometimes convince her with a penne if I call it spaghetti, but if the sauce is too saucy, it's a big nope.

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June 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Omg, I swear 😂. This drives me crazy lmao.

One week she will be okay with a spaghetti, but the next she won't. I can sometimes convince her with a penne if I call it spaghetti, but if the sauce is too saucy, it's a big nope.

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June 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.
May 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The bok stops there.
April 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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More in No, Other People:

New poll:

“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”

• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree

“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”

• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Oof. We’ve fallen so far, so fast.
April 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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All I keep thinking about is that if/when Dems regain power, every action to restore normality or basic functioning of governmental institutions will be covered by the national press like it’s a controversial, partisan power play on par with a coup.
April 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top.

#HandsOff2025
April 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Feeling accomplished today - spent about 45min on the elliptical, mowed the front yard and made an awesome pork roast for dinner.
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM