Gay Little Whale
@belugagay.bsky.social
he/him| htx | actual homosexual whale
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The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact—the culture war is an actual war"
“The Homeland” Is War on America: The Blood-and-Soil Nationalism That Killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti
In the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact: the culture war is an actual war.
www.vanityfair.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact—the culture war is an actual war"
feeling crazy can someone cask of amontillado me
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
feeling crazy can someone cask of amontillado me
instagram stories liked this one so here you go
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
instagram stories liked this one so here you go
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Me when I won’t shut up
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me when I won’t shut up
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putting a sour patch kids in between my dick and balls for him to find 💯
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
putting a sour patch kids in between my dick and balls for him to find 💯
when other people burn themselves by grabbing the pan they just took out of the oven:
-embarrassing
-dumbass
-you idiot
when i do it:
-very common mistake
-silly goose
-sexy?
-embarrassing
-dumbass
-you idiot
when i do it:
-very common mistake
-silly goose
-sexy?
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
when other people burn themselves by grabbing the pan they just took out of the oven:
-embarrassing
-dumbass
-you idiot
when i do it:
-very common mistake
-silly goose
-sexy?
-embarrassing
-dumbass
-you idiot
when i do it:
-very common mistake
-silly goose
-sexy?
it’s halloween that means it’s finally time to be gay
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it’s halloween that means it’s finally time to be gay
“a claim has been finalized” well unfinalize it
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“a claim has been finalized” well unfinalize it
the spirit halloween being in the freshly closed party city location… have some respect for your elders
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the spirit halloween being in the freshly closed party city location… have some respect for your elders
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The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.
Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.
Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
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APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Oh you better believe they’d be transvestigating the hell out of Jesus if he came back
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh you better believe they’d be transvestigating the hell out of Jesus if he came back
never been a salmon guy but methinks i will be forcing myself to become one
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
never been a salmon guy but methinks i will be forcing myself to become one
and if i need a nothing bundt cake what then
September 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
and if i need a nothing bundt cake what then
new justin bieber is kind of giving free willy soundtrack
September 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
new justin bieber is kind of giving free willy soundtrack
the case that auditorium 14 it all
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the case that auditorium 14 it all
fascists fuck off
September 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
fascists fuck off
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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every time i see an image or clip from once upon a time it’s astounding to me that that show existed and like, was made
August 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
every time i see an image or clip from once upon a time it’s astounding to me that that show existed and like, was made
i want a blue heeler but i know my allergies would kill me
August 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i want a blue heeler but i know my allergies would kill me
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok