Nei takk
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Nei takk
@beerybirdy.bsky.social
Small, weird, tired, waiting
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We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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GIVE HIM HIS HAT AND BACKPACK BACK YOU GHOULS
Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Yesterday I looked up how many mediums there are in the phonebook (for book reasons) and it reminded me of this thread. I thought I should share it again so more of you can enjoy the weirdness that is Icelandic humour.

(FYI here are 12 mediums in the phonebook, one is a medium AND stunt actor)
When you register your name in the Icelandic phonebook you can choose to state your profession. And they have a pretty loose definition of what exactly a profession entails.

This person for example has opted for „þjóðhetja“. It means „National Hero“.
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Look we know the odds on this are long but just imagine if Elon Musk was on his wee spaceship to Mars and it went wrong and crashed into that vampire one who thinks he's going to live forever. Just imagine.
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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I fully support this call to refocus the UK back to its key national priority: enriching me and @samuelmarclowe.bsky.social, and me and Sam only.
Daily Express: NOW YOU MUST GIVE BRITAIN A PROPER BREXIT #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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I love everything about this story, not least the care and interest shown by the lorry driver.
In a remarkable story from Slovenia, a breeding pair of White Wagtails travelled all over the country in a lorry last summer, successfully raising young:
Nesting on the go: incubating White Wagtail travels 2,000 km
A breeding pair of White Wagtails travelled all over Slovenia in a lorry in June 2025.
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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Grumpbeak
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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to be clear:

1] Peter Mandelson was deputy prime minister (de facto) at the time under Gordon Brown

2] Epstein had already done time in jail for soliciting sex from a minor
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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and no I haven't put the Mandelson-Epstein-Reinaldo scoop on twitter

we journalists *can* make Bluesky the place to break news
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Mandelson's loaded. Why are rich people such shits about paying for things? ... I think I've answered my own question.
January 30, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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"Bloody immigrants. Comin' over here and stealing our chins"
I cannae breathe. Look at this cunt.
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Quite a telling quote from previous coverage. Men being disengaged from the real world is a big multiplier for social media brain.
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Out of curiosity, I just ran a few paragraphs from The Butchering Art through an AI checker and it got flagged: 88% AI. This book was released in 2017, and AI machines were subsequently trained off it. How many writers are getting flagged for AI because of the literal theft of their work(s)? Insane.
OMG - f*ck AI for ruining the em-dash for writers. I use them all the time. Of course, what a shock that AI uses them since they were trained off my voice and other authors' voices.
I'm a writer who has specifically been directed *not* to use em-dashes because "they mean it was written by AI." I can detect AI writing, but it is not simply a matter of the punctuation used.
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I was filming the Fox sleeping on top of the garden compost heap when the displosal of a WWII bomb over at Sandwich Bay went off! #Ramsgate #SandwichBay #bombdisposal
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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How is it only Wednesday and how is it still January but hey at least there was some blue-sky today.
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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*treating them as people

The word you're looking for is "people"
Spain’s decision to give legal residency to potentially half a million undocumented immigrants shows the country is an outlier among Western democracies in treating them as an asset.
Spain Moves to Legalize Migrants, Defying Europe’s Anti-Immigration Trend
Spaniards mostly view immigration as beneficial, although far-right opposition is rising.
on.wsj.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Melania cost $75 mill to produce and distribute ($30 mill went straight into Melania's pocket), while Amazon made $50 bill from the Dump regime. It's not a movie, it's a bribe.
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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This much is clear: Stephen Miller is in charge. They've shipped off Bovino, they're hanging Noem out to dry, Trump is using slightly conciliatory language...and Miller is still running a blitzkrieg in Minnesota. He, not Trump, is in charge. And he is the one Democrats should fight to remove.
here's a video from this afternoon in Eden Prairie MN of ICE agents camping out as a bus stop.

Again, this is terrorism.
January 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Not to agitate my North American friends, but it's currently 7°C (45°F) here in Reykjavík and hasn't snowed all month. I haven't worn my big winter coat in a week.

Our local mountain, Esjan, basically has no snow. Pic from earlier this month; less snow now!
#iceland #climate
#aurora #northernlights
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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"Up to 380 people may have drowned attempting to cross the Mediterranean last week". The West's normalisation of the mass death of black Africans (because that is predominantly who these people are) will never be less than devastating.
January 27, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Stressed?
Too much doomscrolling?

Stick your face in a cat.
January 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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NFL MANAGEMENT: "We need a Super Bowl act who are Republican-coded, apolitical, love fascism and would never criticise the president."

GUY WHO JUST FELL THROUGH A PORTAL FROM THE MIRROR UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS OPPOSITE: "How about Green Day?"
i am genuinely sort of surprised they went with bad bunny and then *added* green day, neither of whom have any incentive to stay quiet and both of whom have every incentive to make a big spectacle scene of it
the best part is that this is going to happen anyway, the NFL know what they’re doing
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 AM