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@pilotbeer.co.uk
Brewery and twitter account. Leith, laugh, love. It’s probably just a joke.
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@pilotbeer.co.uk
· Dec 18
Not being funny like but if you haven't been to Vessel yet what are you doing with your life?
Had a brewer phone in sick with dartitis?
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Had a brewer phone in sick with dartitis?
Where did it all go wrong for us? Mostly due to a misunderstanding over the phone meaning when every other brewery cleaned up doing non-alcs for sober October we spent our entire cash reserve on noodles.
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Where did it all go wrong for us? Mostly due to a misunderstanding over the phone meaning when every other brewery cleaned up doing non-alcs for sober October we spent our entire cash reserve on noodles.
One thing we didn't anticipate when we started supplying Icons bar at Edinburgh Airport was that our glassware would *constantly* be getting nicked by pilots.
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
One thing we didn't anticipate when we started supplying Icons bar at Edinburgh Airport was that our glassware would *constantly* be getting nicked by pilots.
The 6 Nations starts this weekend so we'll have our branded boot cut jeans on sale in the brewery shop from tomorrow.
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The 6 Nations starts this weekend so we'll have our branded boot cut jeans on sale in the brewery shop from tomorrow.
While this is an old article, we told Shadow Doge about ScotGov wasting an enormous amount of public money by giving to a brewery who spent it on a forest that died and they never got back to us so 🤷
www.thenational.scot/news/2493240... The moral authority of BD's James Watt & Elon Musk. What's not to like?
BrewDog founder launches unofficial Elon Musk-style watchdog to take on UK Government
BREWDOG founder James Watt has launched an unofficial government watchdog which he has styled after Elon Musk’s programme in the US ...
www.thenational.scot
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
While this is an old article, we told Shadow Doge about ScotGov wasting an enormous amount of public money by giving to a brewery who spent it on a forest that died and they never got back to us so 🤷
Look we may not be the sharpest bulbs in the drawer but we are at least careful not to extensively document all our crimes.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Look we may not be the sharpest bulbs in the drawer but we are at least careful not to extensively document all our crimes.
Yes, that does appear to be the case here.
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Yes, that does appear to be the case here.
Quick question, how much do C&C have to own before a brand doesn’t qualify as indie?
Waitrose have thrown their weight behind a campaign to promote beer from genuine independent breweries, with a new ‘Indie Beer’ section on Waitrose.com and planned in-store promotions beertoday.co.uk/2026/02/02/w... #beer #beernews #indiebeer #beersales
February 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Quick question, how much do C&C have to own before a brand doesn’t qualify as indie?
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Back in the whisky society on Queen Street but first - beer 🍺 @pilotbeer.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Back in the whisky society on Queen Street but first - beer 🍺 @pilotbeer.co.uk
What follows pub? Quiz! And what comes after quiz? Tonight! Stick it on the internet!
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 AM
What follows pub? Quiz! And what comes after quiz? Tonight! Stick it on the internet!
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Just get Copilot to write the quiz then ask all the other ones the questions. Done.
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Just get Copilot to write the quiz then ask all the other ones the questions. Done.
Look we know the odds on this are long but just imagine if Elon Musk was on his wee spaceship to Mars and it went wrong and crashed into that vampire one who thinks he's going to live forever. Just imagine.
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Look we know the odds on this are long but just imagine if Elon Musk was on his wee spaceship to Mars and it went wrong and crashed into that vampire one who thinks he's going to live forever. Just imagine.
It's beginning to feel like handing the world to the techbros wasn't a great idea.
Hello. Are there any Google Business experts around? Google's extremely clever AI has decided to claim we have a pub quiz on tonight (we don't, it's tomorrow) and there's no obvious way to remove it (e.g. Posts, Events). Google's extremely clever AI assistant is no help either.
January 31, 2026 at 10:33 AM
It's beginning to feel like handing the world to the techbros wasn't a great idea.
Cheers, but unfortunately not. We can add a post with the actual quiz details (tomorrow night, quizfans) but the AI one doesn't seem to appear anywhere editable.
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Cheers, but unfortunately not. We can add a post with the actual quiz details (tomorrow night, quizfans) but the AI one doesn't seem to appear anywhere editable.
What a great system. Sure a real person will get this rectified ASAP!
January 31, 2026 at 10:31 AM
What a great system. Sure a real person will get this rectified ASAP!
Wish it was the 1990s again. Everything was better in the 1990s.
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Wish it was the 1990s again. Everything was better in the 1990s.
The good news is that when AI makes us all redundant we'll all be able to get jobs fixing the problems it's caused because it's an utterly useless piece of shit technology created by soulless morons for no obvious reason.
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
The good news is that when AI makes us all redundant we'll all be able to get jobs fixing the problems it's caused because it's an utterly useless piece of shit technology created by soulless morons for no obvious reason.
Anyway, it's great that we're burning down the planet and (slightly less importantly) wasting our weekends trying to fix issues caused by this extremely great technology that's really useful and that we all asked for.
January 31, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Anyway, it's great that we're burning down the planet and (slightly less importantly) wasting our weekends trying to fix issues caused by this extremely great technology that's really useful and that we all asked for.
Hello. Are there any Google Business experts around? Google's extremely clever AI has decided to claim we have a pub quiz on tonight (we don't, it's tomorrow) and there's no obvious way to remove it (e.g. Posts, Events). Google's extremely clever AI assistant is no help either.
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Hello. Are there any Google Business experts around? Google's extremely clever AI has decided to claim we have a pub quiz on tonight (we don't, it's tomorrow) and there's no obvious way to remove it (e.g. Posts, Events). Google's extremely clever AI assistant is no help either.
Every month should be dry.
Big Bag Of Jans? No.
Fe-Brew No Beer For Me-Ary!
March Away From The Pub
Aprilerol Spritz? No Thanks!
Maybe Drink? Maybe Not
June Know What I Don’t Fancy? A Pint
July-ke Beer? No, Me Neither
Nawgust
Sept End Beer
Sober October
No Booze Vember
Decide Not To Drink Ember
Big Bag Of Jans? No.
Fe-Brew No Beer For Me-Ary!
March Away From The Pub
Aprilerol Spritz? No Thanks!
Maybe Drink? Maybe Not
June Know What I Don’t Fancy? A Pint
July-ke Beer? No, Me Neither
Nawgust
Sept End Beer
Sober October
No Booze Vember
Decide Not To Drink Ember
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Every month should be dry.
Big Bag Of Jans? No.
Fe-Brew No Beer For Me-Ary!
March Away From The Pub
Aprilerol Spritz? No Thanks!
Maybe Drink? Maybe Not
June Know What I Don’t Fancy? A Pint
July-ke Beer? No, Me Neither
Nawgust
Sept End Beer
Sober October
No Booze Vember
Decide Not To Drink Ember
Big Bag Of Jans? No.
Fe-Brew No Beer For Me-Ary!
March Away From The Pub
Aprilerol Spritz? No Thanks!
Maybe Drink? Maybe Not
June Know What I Don’t Fancy? A Pint
July-ke Beer? No, Me Neither
Nawgust
Sept End Beer
Sober October
No Booze Vember
Decide Not To Drink Ember
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I’m heading to Scotland in March and Bluesky has given me 2 things to do just this morning - try some pochle (see below) and try @pilotbeer.co.uk’s Vessel restaurant in Edinburgh.
Apples, sourced from gardens around Edinburgh, magicked into a truly Scottish eau de vie. This week's story is about making new friends, pubs, and pochle, a spirit named after a tradition.
Close to the Tree — Pochle, Edinburgh’s Communal Apple Spirit — Pellicle share.google/bdasjYtbOzpi...
Close to the Tree — Pochle, Edinburgh’s Communal Apple Spirit — Pellicle share.google/bdasjYtbOzpi...
Close to the Tree — Pochle, Edinburgh’s Communal Apple Spirit — Pellicle
Chris Miles is a quiet man. He is soft-spoken, sometimes even a little reserved, but always friendly. It helps that it’s a celebratory occasion when we meet: We’re at The Penny Black, his second pub i...
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January 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I’m heading to Scotland in March and Bluesky has given me 2 things to do just this morning - try some pochle (see below) and try @pilotbeer.co.uk’s Vessel restaurant in Edinburgh.
As long as Sharron thinks Bill Gates will be there to vaccinate her if she turns up then it’s fine by us.
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
As long as Sharron thinks Bill Gates will be there to vaccinate her if she turns up then it’s fine by us.