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Brewery and twitter account. Leith, laugh, love. It’s probably just a joke.
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Tote Bag
Organic canvas tote with long handles and bottom gusset. Perfectly fits a 12 pack of your favourite Pilot Beers. You can put other things in there too I guess.
pilotbeer.co.uk
Let's cut to the chase.
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
Thinking about doing a Liz Truss / lettuce thing except it’s the Labour party vs Brewdog.
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Thinking about doing a Liz Truss / lettuce thing except it’s the Labour party vs Brewdog.
Keep getting asked if we're doing a Christmas beer. No. Because of woke.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Keep getting asked if we're doing a Christmas beer. No. Because of woke.
There's room for like one more team for the quiz and pie jamboree, so you're really going to want to book RIGHT NOW if you're wanting to come.
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintspri...
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintspri...
Let's cut to the chase.
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
Tote Bag
Organic canvas tote with long handles and bottom gusset. Perfectly fits a 12 pack of your favourite Pilot Beers. You can put other things in there too I guess.
pilotbeer.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
There's room for like one more team for the quiz and pie jamboree, so you're really going to want to book RIGHT NOW if you're wanting to come.
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintspri...
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintspri...
Did you miss it while it was gone there? No? Then just don't go back.
Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Did you miss it while it was gone there? No? Then just don't go back.
This Thursday's Beaujolais Nouveau offer at Vessel takes the concept of value and stretches it beyond the limits of comprehension.
A French-inspired three course meal for two and a bottle of 2025 Beaujolais Nouveau for 65 quid. 65 quid! FOR TWO!
BOOK NOW!
vesselbars.co.uk
A French-inspired three course meal for two and a bottle of 2025 Beaujolais Nouveau for 65 quid. 65 quid! FOR TWO!
BOOK NOW!
vesselbars.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This Thursday's Beaujolais Nouveau offer at Vessel takes the concept of value and stretches it beyond the limits of comprehension.
A French-inspired three course meal for two and a bottle of 2025 Beaujolais Nouveau for 65 quid. 65 quid! FOR TWO!
BOOK NOW!
vesselbars.co.uk
A French-inspired three course meal for two and a bottle of 2025 Beaujolais Nouveau for 65 quid. 65 quid! FOR TWO!
BOOK NOW!
vesselbars.co.uk
We are disappointed to announce that Your Party’s planned piss up in our brewery has had to be cancelled due to a lack of organisation.
Join me, Alan Mardghum, Heather Wood and others for Your Party’s rally with the Durham Miners Association!
🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB
Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB
Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We are disappointed to announce that Your Party’s planned piss up in our brewery has had to be cancelled due to a lack of organisation.
The rate the embarrassing revelations about Trump are coming out it’s a matter of time before it turns out he’s got an Untappd account
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The rate the embarrassing revelations about Trump are coming out it’s a matter of time before it turns out he’s got an Untappd account
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Let's cut to the chase.
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
Tote Bag
Organic canvas tote with long handles and bottom gusset. Perfectly fits a 12 pack of your favourite Pilot Beers. You can put other things in there too I guess.
pilotbeer.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Let's cut to the chase.
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
Let's cut to the chase.
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
Tote Bag
Organic canvas tote with long handles and bottom gusset. Perfectly fits a 12 pack of your favourite Pilot Beers. You can put other things in there too I guess.
pilotbeer.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Let's cut to the chase.
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
PIE, MASH AND QUIZ FOR A TENNER: pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
BRAND NEW TOTES: pilotbeer.co.uk/totebag
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Does this look like the kind of place you'd like? Do you also like quizzes? And pie, mash and gravy? Would you like to only pay TEN POUNDS for a quiz, a pie, a mash and a gravy? THEN COME TO THIS! BOOK NOW TO AVOID CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT!
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
Made it to Vessel at last! Lovely bar and even lovelier @pilotbeer.co.uk Vienna Pale
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Does this look like the kind of place you'd like? Do you also like quizzes? And pie, mash and gravy? Would you like to only pay TEN POUNDS for a quiz, a pie, a mash and a gravy? THEN COME TO THIS! BOOK NOW TO AVOID CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT!
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
Does this look like the kind of place you'd like? Do you also like quizzes? And pie, mash and gravy? Would you like to only pay TEN POUNDS for a quiz, a pie, a mash and a gravy? THEN COME TO THIS! BOOK NOW TO AVOID CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT!
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
Made it to Vessel at last! Lovely bar and even lovelier @pilotbeer.co.uk Vienna Pale
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Does this look like the kind of place you'd like? Do you also like quizzes? And pie, mash and gravy? Would you like to only pay TEN POUNDS for a quiz, a pie, a mash and a gravy? THEN COME TO THIS! BOOK NOW TO AVOID CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT!
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
pilotbeer.co.uk/piespintsprizes
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Made it to Vessel at last! Lovely bar and even lovelier @pilotbeer.co.uk Vienna Pale
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Made it to Vessel at last! Lovely bar and even lovelier @pilotbeer.co.uk Vienna Pale
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November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Apologies, this might be our last post for a while as we've just been arrested by the woke police for saying Christmas. These days if you say Christmas you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.
Do you have someone in your life who likes beer, coffee and smells? Do they have a birthday or a Christmas coming up? Then why not get them this? WHY NOT GET THEM THIS?
pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Apologies, this might be our last post for a while as we've just been arrested by the woke police for saying Christmas. These days if you say Christmas you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.
Do you have someone in your life who likes beer, coffee and smells? Do they have a birthday or a Christmas coming up? Then why not get them this? WHY NOT GET THEM THIS?
pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Do you have someone in your life who likes beer, coffee and smells? Do they have a birthday or a Christmas coming up? Then why not get them this? WHY NOT GET THEM THIS?
pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
What's 7.5%, absolutely packed with peaches and definitely doesn't infringe on anyone's image rights? You're absolutely correct, it's Idris Melba! Cans are on the webshop now, and it's also on tap at Vessel!
pilotbeer.co.uk/idrismelba
pilotbeer.co.uk/idrismelba
Idris Melba
The ever-popular Peach Melba Sour has just cause for sibling envy here. Double the malt, fresh peach & raspberry, plus extra vanilla sweetness. A fruit-crush named after everyone's favourite man-c...
pilotbeer.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
What's 7.5%, absolutely packed with peaches and definitely doesn't infringe on anyone's image rights? You're absolutely correct, it's Idris Melba! Cans are on the webshop now, and it's also on tap at Vessel!
pilotbeer.co.uk/idrismelba
pilotbeer.co.uk/idrismelba
Due to an unfortunate typo at the can printers we are delighted to announce the release of our new Belgian-style tripe.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Due to an unfortunate typo at the can printers we are delighted to announce the release of our new Belgian-style tripe.
Here's a thing: 2 or 3 times a week we get people asking for free beer to sponsor art events and all they ever offer is exposure via putting our logo on their socials. Shite. Nope. Here's another thing: we like art. Offer to swap your art for our beer and we're all ears.
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Here's a thing: 2 or 3 times a week we get people asking for free beer to sponsor art events and all they ever offer is exposure via putting our logo on their socials. Shite. Nope. Here's another thing: we like art. Offer to swap your art for our beer and we're all ears.
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BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk Mochaccino Stout.
One of their best - now brewed in collaboration with Machina Coffee Roasters
5.5% abv. £3/33cl
One of their best - now brewed in collaboration with Machina Coffee Roasters
5.5% abv. £3/33cl
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk Mochaccino Stout.
One of their best - now brewed in collaboration with Machina Coffee Roasters
5.5% abv. £3/33cl
One of their best - now brewed in collaboration with Machina Coffee Roasters
5.5% abv. £3/33cl
Brewed an extra strong beer with a monster-sized mash on Halloween. Would have posted the video on here but unfortunately couldn't think of a suitable song to soundtrack it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Brewed an extra strong beer with a monster-sized mash on Halloween. Would have posted the video on here but unfortunately couldn't think of a suitable song to soundtrack it.
Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
OOOooooOOOOooooOOOoOoOOO just got a horrifying shiver down our spines. Not because of Halloween, we just remembered about milkshake IPA.
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
OOOooooOOOOooooOOOoOoOOO just got a horrifying shiver down our spines. Not because of Halloween, we just remembered about milkshake IPA.
LOOK WHAT'S BACK! MOCHACCINO STOUT'S BACK! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...
pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
LOOK WHAT'S BACK! MOCHACCINO STOUT'S BACK! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...
pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...
If we tried to make our employees sleep on the brewery floor they would murder us and they’d be 100% right to do it and no court in the land would send them down.
Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag
“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.
Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.
Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If we tried to make our employees sleep on the brewery floor they would murder us and they’d be 100% right to do it and no court in the land would send them down.