Kenny "The Answer" Carranza
@bearranza.bsky.social
All I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya.
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Never thought a pundit would go with the ol’, “If there’s grass on the field, play ball!” defense but here we are.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Never thought a pundit would go with the ol’, “If there’s grass on the field, play ball!” defense but here we are.
when the only friends you think you have are the ones you work with...
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
when the only friends you think you have are the ones you work with...
As insane and it is unsurprising.
JPMORGAN: “.. rising delinquencies on some loans are raising concerns about lower-income households. For example, the 60+ day delinquency rate on subprime auto loans reported by Fitch has recently hit a record high ..”
$F $GM $CVNA
$F $GM $CVNA
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
As insane and it is unsurprising.
The gaming equivalent of billionaires spending more money to run ads against @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social than the tax increase he'd implement to help New Yorkers.
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The gaming equivalent of billionaires spending more money to run ads against @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social than the tax increase he'd implement to help New Yorkers.
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October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Xi catching a wild stray from Goodall
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Xi catching a wild stray from Goodall
‘Cause baby we were born from cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhum!
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
‘Cause baby we were born from cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhum!
Let freedom ping!
BREAKING: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has bought access to a surveillance tool that is updated every day with billions of pieces of location data from hundreds of millions of mobile phones, according to ICE documents reviewed by 404 Media.
🔗 www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-t...
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ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day
Documents show that ICE has gone back on its decision to not use location data remotely harvested from peoples' phones. The database is updated every day with billions of pieces of location data.
www.404media.co
September 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Let freedom ping!
This is exactly correct.
It’s an uphill struggle getting people to accept that Christians can be bad people.
But the even harder truth that people urgently need to grasp in this time of Christofascism is that for some understandings of Christianity, to be a GOOD Christian is to be a BAD person.
Denial makes things worse
But the even harder truth that people urgently need to grasp in this time of Christofascism is that for some understandings of Christianity, to be a GOOD Christian is to be a BAD person.
Denial makes things worse
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is exactly correct.
She continues to be the GOATed one in her family.
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
She continues to be the GOATed one in her family.
This owns SO hard!
"I want to dedicate this next one to an absolute piece of shit of a human being.
The pronouns? Was/were. Because if you talk shit, you will get banged! Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk, you piece of shit."
💅🏻 🥂 🎉 Absolutely incredible pure king shit
The pronouns? Was/were. Because if you talk shit, you will get banged! Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk, you piece of shit."
💅🏻 🥂 🎉 Absolutely incredible pure king shit
BREAKING NEWS: BOBBY VYLAN DEDICATES A SONG TO CHARLIE KIRK
YouTube video by 5MinuteSchool
youtu.be
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This owns SO hard!
Every time
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every time
well well well
You’re complying in advance at best and victim blaming at worst. Authoritarians need little input from us to take drastic action.
Also, counterpoint:
Also, counterpoint:
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
well well well
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Trump, dying: They don’t actually want you to know tomatoes is fruit. The woke pyramid tells you it’s vegetable. We love sandwich. Beautiful turkey, some ham, does very well. The Swiss have been treating us poorly for decades, charging for the whole slice
September 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Hell ya
Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
August 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hell ya
It depends on what your definition of, “childlike curiosity” is.
Freaks who can't write for shit!
"Clinton’s note to Epstein read: “It’s reassuring isn’t it, to have lasted as long, across all the years of learning and knowing, adventures and [illegible word], and also to have your childlike curiosity, the drive to make a difference and the solace of friends.”"
"Clinton’s note to Epstein read: “It’s reassuring isn’t it, to have lasted as long, across all the years of learning and knowing, adventures and [illegible word], and also to have your childlike curiosity, the drive to make a difference and the solace of friends.”"
August 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It depends on what your definition of, “childlike curiosity” is.
You know it’s a fine day when you max out your SNAP card at Costco
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You know it’s a fine day when you max out your SNAP card at Costco
I got Ending B!
You are Andrew Cuomo. Can you beat Zohran Mamdani in the NYC mayoral election? Probably not. But try anyway, and learn some Real Cuomo Facts in the process! merrittk.itch.io/cuomo-and-th...
July 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I got Ending B!
This is exactly right.
REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
July 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is exactly right.
Having worked at a cemetery/mortuary for a couple years—this got me good 😭😭😭
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
July 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Having worked at a cemetery/mortuary for a couple years—this got me good 😭😭😭
Who couldn’t use a whimsical laugh today?
June 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Who couldn’t use a whimsical laugh today?
My man knocked it outta the Park with this review.
Death Stranding 2 is Kojima’s best narrative and game since Metal Gear Solid 3. It’s his cleanest and most exciting story, recapturing the glory of his best work in unbelievable, unpredictable and beautiful ways.
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Review | ‘Death Stranding 2’ is Hideo Kojima at the peak of his powers
“Death Stranding 2: On the Beach” is Hideo Kojima’s most complete story in years, set across an ambitious, awe-inspiring open world.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My man knocked it outta the Park with this review.