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@batsfordio.bsky.social
Got a house boat docked at the Himbo Dome
Yes @theflenser.bsky.social I think I will go experience the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture again. Thanks.
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Fair to say, I didn't see that coming
⚽️ 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄

IRON 3-6 BOSTON

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February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
What the absolute fuck!
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(IRON 2-4 BOSTON)

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February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
@catalwaysoutside.bsky.social Looks like your dad's got competition
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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YOUNG MAN

what’s that thing that you found, I said

YOUNG MAN

it’s a leaf on the ground, I said

YOUNG MAN

it will make a cool sound, when you

PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE

[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]

It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
A couple in the Olympics are ice dancing to I'm Too Sexy by renowned 5G conspiracists Right Said Fred. The commentator just said "Exquisite twizzle sequence". Feel like I've got malaria.
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Or, go see one of hundreds of bands playing in one of the hundreds of excellent small venues around the country. Get up close, feel the air move, be a part of something. Fuck stadium gigs - they're dogshit
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Nigel Farage tells GB News that Keir Starmer's decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador shows his judgement is "seriously wrong" and he should stand down as Prime Minister.

Here's what Farage said when Mandelson was appointed
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Listening to the best Leonard Cohen album (and it's a very stacked field)
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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[explaining to a child why they are living in poverty] for every hundredth pint i drink i can get one free pint
fucking _hell_
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
How the fucking fuck is it still fucking January?
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Oh yeah, gonna get my insides rearranged 🤘
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
One of my favourite ever records
JUST IN! 'Cruise Yourself (Remastered)' by Girls Against Boys

Noise rock and DIY indie meets post-hardcore on the two bassist-strong group’s third.

www.normanrecords.com/records/2130...
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I

❤️

👑 KING CARLTON 👑

@sufcofficial.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The fearless hunter cat has surpassed herself, bringing home...

....a carrier bag of prawn shells, heads and all. Deeeelicious!
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Watched this last night. Fascinating.

youtu.be/MhrmiGjHAFE?...
An Investment Strategy That Profited from AIDS Deaths | “Cashing Out” (Oscar Shortlisted)
YouTube video by The New Yorker
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Agriculture - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Someone I used to work with (and thought was a massive tit) has announced the (sad, obviously) death of her mother on LinkedIn (I know) with this sentence: "As a leader, an entrepreneur and human, I am having to grapple with a devastating rite of passage".
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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also, side note, but why are these deranged outbursts by a deranged racist & misogynist ‘embarrassing’ for Starmer, who’s trying to prop up a security alliance in the face of madness, and not ‘embarrassing’ for the journalists working on these stories who’ve done so much to sanewash Trump?
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Capitulate now, capitulate forever
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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I'm also old enough to remember all those who told us Trump would make the world more stable. One year in, he's threatening to destroy an eight decade security alliance, the pillar of Western stability, over not getting an award.
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM