dunkin heinz 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜
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When it says "some of the cats removed from the home have been adopted," but you don't need to ask what happened to the other ones, because, it's HOARDERS.
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
When it says "some of the cats removed from the home have been adopted," but you don't need to ask what happened to the other ones, because, it's HOARDERS.
TIL that artistically, it’ll always be 1994 and I’ll always be 21 and living in northern Alberta, sitting at on an old vinyl kitchen chair at a new electric typewriter on an old card table, in a room so empty it doesn’t even have curtains.
Ghetto blaster on the floor, bugging the guy downstairs.
Ghetto blaster on the floor, bugging the guy downstairs.
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
TIL that artistically, it’ll always be 1994 and I’ll always be 21 and living in northern Alberta, sitting at on an old vinyl kitchen chair at a new electric typewriter on an old card table, in a room so empty it doesn’t even have curtains.
Ghetto blaster on the floor, bugging the guy downstairs.
Ghetto blaster on the floor, bugging the guy downstairs.
When you hear that Kiefer Sutherland beat up his Uber driver external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
January 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
When you hear that Kiefer Sutherland beat up his Uber driver external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
When Trinity says “Fuck YOU, Lahey!” for the very first time
taylor swift is wearing a striped jacket and a gold jacket and is holding her hand to her chest .
ALT: taylor swift is wearing a striped jacket and a gold jacket and is holding her hand to her chest .
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January 14, 2026 at 5:51 AM
When Trinity says “Fuck YOU, Lahey!” for the very first time
Talking to my handler about Dave Coulier, I was like I wonder if Alanis Morissette ever wrote a song about Ryan Reynolds. Maybe “Ironic,” because sarcasm is his lifeblood?
But life spat upon my lazy dad joke. She wrote a whole album about him and I didn’t even know.
I ought to have known.
But life spat upon my lazy dad joke. She wrote a whole album about him and I didn’t even know.
I ought to have known.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Talking to my handler about Dave Coulier, I was like I wonder if Alanis Morissette ever wrote a song about Ryan Reynolds. Maybe “Ironic,” because sarcasm is his lifeblood?
But life spat upon my lazy dad joke. She wrote a whole album about him and I didn’t even know.
I ought to have known.
But life spat upon my lazy dad joke. She wrote a whole album about him and I didn’t even know.
I ought to have known.
Watching THE RESIDENCE with my handler. Its whole deal about people in the White House being trustworthy and caring about the law is unspeakably quaint in this, our present time.
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Watching THE RESIDENCE with my handler. Its whole deal about people in the White House being trustworthy and caring about the law is unspeakably quaint in this, our present time.
It’s her new meditation room but it looks like she’s going to be interrogated by aliens after a nine-hour wait
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It’s her new meditation room but it looks like she’s going to be interrogated by aliens after a nine-hour wait
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Knew this was coming. Something I've been noticing happening slowly for a while now. It's also happening in conjunction with the aging up of YA and the influx of romantasies that tend to feature cisallohet relationships and dabble in fascism-adjacent storytelling themes.
Depressing news reported at @lgbtqnation.com:
Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books amid bans & the current GOP president
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/publ...
#kidlit #queerkidlit #lgbtq #booksky
Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books amid bans & the current GOP president
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/publ...
#kidlit #queerkidlit #lgbtq #booksky
Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books amid bans & the current GOP president - LGBTQ Nation
"In the face of so many book bans and so much concern about decreasing school library sales of queer content" publishers are "passing" on LGBTQ+ books.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Knew this was coming. Something I've been noticing happening slowly for a while now. It's also happening in conjunction with the aging up of YA and the influx of romantasies that tend to feature cisallohet relationships and dabble in fascism-adjacent storytelling themes.
This hoarder is getting to me, man, he's very gay and he feels ostracized by his family and they're like "we don't do that," which, iykyk, but on the other hand he owns a house but he's been living in a homeless shelter, and yeah, mental illness, but come the fuck ON.
January 13, 2026 at 10:24 AM
This hoarder is getting to me, man, he's very gay and he feels ostracized by his family and they're like "we don't do that," which, iykyk, but on the other hand he owns a house but he's been living in a homeless shelter, and yeah, mental illness, but come the fuck ON.
When you’re sure there’s a reason why this one character always wears yellow, but the movie is a stinkeroo, so you can’t guess, and there’s nothing about it in the trivia section
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 AM
When you’re sure there’s a reason why this one character always wears yellow, but the movie is a stinkeroo, so you can’t guess, and there’s nothing about it in the trivia section
I’m no physician, but isn’t it so that you could stop the rocks pushing the wall in by not playing the game?
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I’m no physician, but isn’t it so that you could stop the rocks pushing the wall in by not playing the game?
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I mostly think the internet was a mistake, but I’m grateful that when I see a guest star on a random show, I can immediately look it up and see what I know them from.
Back in the day, you just wouldn’t know. And there wasn’t really a way to find out. You just lived with the mystery.
Back in the day, you just wouldn’t know. And there wasn’t really a way to find out. You just lived with the mystery.
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I mostly think the internet was a mistake, but I’m grateful that when I see a guest star on a random show, I can immediately look it up and see what I know them from.
Back in the day, you just wouldn’t know. And there wasn’t really a way to find out. You just lived with the mystery.
Back in the day, you just wouldn’t know. And there wasn’t really a way to find out. You just lived with the mystery.
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I’m sick of saying “I told you so” after people treat me like I’m an asshole for calling people out early
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I’m sick of saying “I told you so” after people treat me like I’m an asshole for calling people out early
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
Nobody makes chocolate walnuts and that’s not Okay
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Nobody makes chocolate walnuts and that’s not Okay
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
I got curious about this one lady on IT'S FLORIDA, MAN, you know, she gave off the vibes of someone who's written a memoir too soon and is trying to launch a lifestyle brand. Anyway guess what she's done besides the bonkers Florida story, she's been in a movie with both Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo.
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I got curious about this one lady on IT'S FLORIDA, MAN, you know, she gave off the vibes of someone who's written a memoir too soon and is trying to launch a lifestyle brand. Anyway guess what she's done besides the bonkers Florida story, she's been in a movie with both Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo.
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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no one really talked about the last season of Bake Off but there’s a short Irish king with a he/they mullet who’s doing permanent cosplay of a guy who spend the entire 90s smoking cigarettes in Cork and he has a 6’3” semi-goth girlfriend
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
no one really talked about the last season of Bake Off but there’s a short Irish king with a he/they mullet who’s doing permanent cosplay of a guy who spend the entire 90s smoking cigarettes in Cork and he has a 6’3” semi-goth girlfriend
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The decision has been made to break an American city. It is an experiment. We must do all we can (legally) to help Minneapolis hold on.
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The decision has been made to break an American city. It is an experiment. We must do all we can (legally) to help Minneapolis hold on.
I keep seeing posts slamming people who have the Canadian flag in their bio as loony nationalists.
It’s like heck yeah I’m loony, I’m insane in the brain, but I’m not in a convoy or nothing okay, I just love Canada, man. Wholesomely!
It’s like heck yeah I’m loony, I’m insane in the brain, but I’m not in a convoy or nothing okay, I just love Canada, man. Wholesomely!
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I keep seeing posts slamming people who have the Canadian flag in their bio as loony nationalists.
It’s like heck yeah I’m loony, I’m insane in the brain, but I’m not in a convoy or nothing okay, I just love Canada, man. Wholesomely!
It’s like heck yeah I’m loony, I’m insane in the brain, but I’m not in a convoy or nothing okay, I just love Canada, man. Wholesomely!
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When that hopelessness creeps in, when you find yourself yelling at or mocking others because there’s nowhere else for your anxiety to go, when you’re making up checklists of who is and isn’t worthy of feeling fear, it might be a sign to get some distance offline.
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
When that hopelessness creeps in, when you find yourself yelling at or mocking others because there’s nowhere else for your anxiety to go, when you’re making up checklists of who is and isn’t worthy of feeling fear, it might be a sign to get some distance offline.
When Adrian defends the way he romances Awhina, saying he took her out to Nando’s #MAFS
a man is drinking milk through a straw while sitting at a table
ALT: a man is drinking milk through a straw while sitting at a table
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January 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
When Adrian defends the way he romances Awhina, saying he took her out to Nando’s #MAFS