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Dr. Wombat & Horse
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Music, improv, live events and…accounting.
I am multitudes.
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Oh look, exactly what we said was going to happen when Schumer caved on the shutdown
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Snow in the Hole in the Bucket. 2.1.26 #Photography
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
What the world needs now, is Ween, sweet Ween.

youtu.be/R04no_4G14w?...
Put The Coke On My Dick (Live)
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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More attention here, please.
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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this is, i suppose, one way to address a woman, when given the opportunity to show empathy towards abused women

"mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors"

"how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---

TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Are you awake? 2.2.26 Geoundhogs.
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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They lie and lie and lie and lie and lie.
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.

But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
If you own a warehouse tell ICE you will rent it to them. Stretch it out as long as you can, then tank the sale.
A Canadian company said on Friday that it would no longer sell a warehouse in Virginia to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, which had planned to use the site as an ICE processing facility.
Canadian Company Cancels Sale of Virginia Warehouse to ICE
Jim Pattison Developments said the sale of an industrial building, which was planned to become an Immigration and Customs Enforcement processing facility, would not go forward.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Press Release
Shart Week
Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.

Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
on.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Curtain Draw. 2.1.26 #photography
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Curtain Draw. 2.1.26 #photography
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Self Portrait. Reflection. 2.1.26
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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If your children got tear gassed today I want to hear from you, even if you don’t live in my district. You can contact my office at [email protected]
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Twatstika
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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"Ninety percent of success in life is just showing up to the island for pedophiles."- Woody Allen
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
So…Trump’s not going to the Super Bowl because he was uninvited.
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
In a motivation hole for about 48 hours now.
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Remember when everyone joked about Ivana being buried at Trump's Golf Course

Ummmm.......👇
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM