Chris
@basiclychris.bsky.social
shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Pinned
Says man whose latest anniversary re-release entirely hinges on aping imagery, style and themes from Shaw Brothers movies.
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Says man whose latest anniversary re-release entirely hinges on aping imagery, style and themes from Shaw Brothers movies.
We need to stop TikTok ads until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
We need to stop TikTok ads until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
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The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
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Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
PROMETHEUS (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
PROMETHEUS (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
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first movie poster in history to be designed with absolute zero levels of sauce
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
first movie poster in history to be designed with absolute zero levels of sauce
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I get a surprisingly large number of responses saying “This is because the public are stupid” but for real, if that was the key issue, then it wouldn’t be necessary to constantly shitehouse people with the most misleading and inflammatory messages they can get away with. There would be no need.
It is IMO not possible to operate any kind of meaningful democracy when your national press is a joke and a travesty, but your mileage on that may vary. I think it’s incontestable that it is impossible to govern well and effectively, while being in hock to these pantomime clowns.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I get a surprisingly large number of responses saying “This is because the public are stupid” but for real, if that was the key issue, then it wouldn’t be necessary to constantly shitehouse people with the most misleading and inflammatory messages they can get away with. There would be no need.
I’m certain of very few things in life, but one of them is that I could do a better voice for Kermit the Frog than whoever they’ve got doing it nowadays.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’m certain of very few things in life, but one of them is that I could do a better voice for Kermit the Frog than whoever they’ve got doing it nowadays.
“We saw you across the heated mat and we fucking hate your vibe.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“We saw you across the heated mat and we fucking hate your vibe.”
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Not looking back at the cool explosion behind me that I rigged but only because explosions frighten me and that can cause tummy ache
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not looking back at the cool explosion behind me that I rigged but only because explosions frighten me and that can cause tummy ache
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
That makes two of us!
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That makes two of us!
Watching Edgar Wright fall prey to the ‘overhead shot in a car chase that makes it look like a Kia advert’ in THE RUNNING MAN
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watching Edgar Wright fall prey to the ‘overhead shot in a car chase that makes it look like a Kia advert’ in THE RUNNING MAN
Still never seen this…feels like the ideal way to change that 👀
The UK Premiere of the 4K restoration of William Friedkin’s white-knuckle thriller SORCERER hits our biggest screen daily from 9th January - for real this time. Experience the explosive, new version, sourced from the 35mm original negative.
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Still never seen this…feels like the ideal way to change that 👀
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discourse flare-up? big accounts gonna play the Normie Greatest Hits
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
discourse flare-up? big accounts gonna play the Normie Greatest Hits
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Nope. Not going there. That way madness lies.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Nope. Not going there. That way madness lies.
Finished DUNE: MESSIAH
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Finished DUNE: MESSIAH
Perfect cure for the overlong, over-stuffed eyesore of WICKED TOO was a rewatch of the 90-minute, two-hander eyeball balm of GRAVITY.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Perfect cure for the overlong, over-stuffed eyesore of WICKED TOO was a rewatch of the 90-minute, two-hander eyeball balm of GRAVITY.
WICKED: NO GOOD. Clicked my heels to go home so many times I wore them down to the bone.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
WICKED: NO GOOD. Clicked my heels to go home so many times I wore them down to the bone.
40 hours of absolute bliss tbh
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
40 hours of absolute bliss tbh
The only legitimate antidote to 5-degree weather and pouring rain.
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The only legitimate antidote to 5-degree weather and pouring rain.
Me sowing (putting off my most annoying work tasks until Friday): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping (hanging out of my arse this morning): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me reaping (hanging out of my arse this morning): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Me sowing (putting off my most annoying work tasks until Friday): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping (hanging out of my arse this morning): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me reaping (hanging out of my arse this morning): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.