Chris
@basiclychris.bsky.social
shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Pinned
Barbican, my beloved
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Barbican, my beloved
Damn we got Diggy Diggy Hole 2 before GTA 6?
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Damn we got Diggy Diggy Hole 2 before GTA 6?
“I shuddely remembered my Charlemagne!”
RIP Tom Stoppard.
Hardly his most important work, but I remember having my mind blown by learning he had rewritten most of the dialogue on INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, one of the funniest movies ever made
Hardly his most important work, but I remember having my mind blown by learning he had rewritten most of the dialogue on INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, one of the funniest movies ever made
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“I shuddely remembered my Charlemagne!”
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
Dan Stevens posting a glowing review of PILLION on Insta while also having heart emojis of the Bi flag colours in his bio and following a bunch of polyam accounts…interesting. Much to think about. Could mean anything 👀
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Dan Stevens posting a glowing review of PILLION on Insta while also having heart emojis of the Bi flag colours in his bio and following a bunch of polyam accounts…interesting. Much to think about. Could mean anything 👀
Tragic, all but about 4 of these are fucking dogshit
What is Britain's favourite Christmas film?
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tragic, all but about 4 of these are fucking dogshit
My favourite work updates from Charlotte are about dogs visiting the salon:
![A screenshot of a text conversation:
Charlotte: “It’s going ok!! So many dogs are in today”
[a photo of a tiny fluffy dog with big ears, white and orange colours and very upset-looking eyes]
Charlotte: “Jonathan”
Chris: “JONATHAN”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2xcgtuu62hkkfvbaj6bqffwr/bafkreiduqlnbxj3jfipr4elflu6xyxd2gewaorycawkygk4g2mt2jwpzpa@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My favourite work updates from Charlotte are about dogs visiting the salon:
Damn we got Shoreditch Man™️ in Playmobil
This is such a low-key burn
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Damn we got Shoreditch Man™️ in Playmobil
Says man whose latest anniversary re-release entirely hinges on aping imagery, style and themes from Shaw Brothers movies.
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Says man whose latest anniversary re-release entirely hinges on aping imagery, style and themes from Shaw Brothers movies.
We need to stop TikTok ads until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
We need to stop TikTok ads until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
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The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
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Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
PROMETHEUS (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
PROMETHEUS (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
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first movie poster in history to be designed with absolute zero levels of sauce
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
first movie poster in history to be designed with absolute zero levels of sauce
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I get a surprisingly large number of responses saying “This is because the public are stupid” but for real, if that was the key issue, then it wouldn’t be necessary to constantly shitehouse people with the most misleading and inflammatory messages they can get away with. There would be no need.
It is IMO not possible to operate any kind of meaningful democracy when your national press is a joke and a travesty, but your mileage on that may vary. I think it’s incontestable that it is impossible to govern well and effectively, while being in hock to these pantomime clowns.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I get a surprisingly large number of responses saying “This is because the public are stupid” but for real, if that was the key issue, then it wouldn’t be necessary to constantly shitehouse people with the most misleading and inflammatory messages they can get away with. There would be no need.
I’m certain of very few things in life, but one of them is that I could do a better voice for Kermit the Frog than whoever they’ve got doing it nowadays.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’m certain of very few things in life, but one of them is that I could do a better voice for Kermit the Frog than whoever they’ve got doing it nowadays.
“We saw you across the heated mat and we fucking hate your vibe.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“We saw you across the heated mat and we fucking hate your vibe.”
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Not looking back at the cool explosion behind me that I rigged but only because explosions frighten me and that can cause tummy ache
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not looking back at the cool explosion behind me that I rigged but only because explosions frighten me and that can cause tummy ache
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
That makes two of us!
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That makes two of us!
Watching Edgar Wright fall prey to the ‘overhead shot in a car chase that makes it look like a Kia advert’ in THE RUNNING MAN
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watching Edgar Wright fall prey to the ‘overhead shot in a car chase that makes it look like a Kia advert’ in THE RUNNING MAN
Still never seen this…feels like the ideal way to change that 👀
The UK Premiere of the 4K restoration of William Friedkin’s white-knuckle thriller SORCERER hits our biggest screen daily from 9th January - for real this time. Experience the explosive, new version, sourced from the 35mm original negative.
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Still never seen this…feels like the ideal way to change that 👀