Chris
@basiclychris.bsky.social
shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸
My favourite work updates from Charlotte are about dogs visiting the salon:
![A screenshot of a text conversation:
Charlotte: “It’s going ok!! So many dogs are in today”
[a photo of a tiny fluffy dog with big ears, white and orange colours and very upset-looking eyes]
Charlotte: “Jonathan”
Chris: “JONATHAN”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2xcgtuu62hkkfvbaj6bqffwr/bafkreiduqlnbxj3jfipr4elflu6xyxd2gewaorycawkygk4g2mt2jwpzpa@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My favourite work updates from Charlotte are about dogs visiting the salon:
We need to stop TikTok ads until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
We need to stop TikTok ads until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
“We saw you across the heated mat and we fucking hate your vibe.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“We saw you across the heated mat and we fucking hate your vibe.”
Ah yes, that famously theatrical production….THE INTERNSHIP
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ah yes, that famously theatrical production….THE INTERNSHIP
That makes two of us!
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That makes two of us!
Watching Edgar Wright fall prey to the ‘overhead shot in a car chase that makes it look like a Kia advert’ in THE RUNNING MAN
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watching Edgar Wright fall prey to the ‘overhead shot in a car chase that makes it look like a Kia advert’ in THE RUNNING MAN
Nope. Not going there. That way madness lies.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Nope. Not going there. That way madness lies.
Finished DUNE: MESSIAH
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Finished DUNE: MESSIAH
40 hours of absolute bliss tbh
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
40 hours of absolute bliss tbh
The only legitimate antidote to 5-degree weather and pouring rain.
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The only legitimate antidote to 5-degree weather and pouring rain.
Seeing that tonight’s Odeon Screen Unseen was PILLION
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Seeing that tonight’s Odeon Screen Unseen was PILLION
Halo Infinite Launch Day (15/11/2021)
Halo Infinite Final Update (18/11/2025)
Halo Infinite Final Update (18/11/2025)
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Halo Infinite Launch Day (15/11/2021)
Halo Infinite Final Update (18/11/2025)
Halo Infinite Final Update (18/11/2025)
My current top ten of the year:
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My current top ten of the year:
“Now You See Me? I wish I didn’t!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Now You See Me? I wish I didn’t!”
A thought I had about halfway through: “Why is everyone in this movie SO annoying? Why do they all speak like fucking Deadpool?”
Looked up the screenwriters:
Looked up the screenwriters:
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A thought I had about halfway through: “Why is everyone in this movie SO annoying? Why do they all speak like fucking Deadpool?”
Looked up the screenwriters:
Looked up the screenwriters:
POV: you have the audacity to be eating breakfast in bed
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
POV: you have the audacity to be eating breakfast in bed
She loves me really, honest
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She loves me really, honest
Following the AAA games industry in any capacity in 2025, colourised:
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Following the AAA games industry in any capacity in 2025, colourised:
“Burnham and Streeting were in Manchester shaking hands after a meal and I saw one of the meals it looked at me.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Burnham and Streeting were in Manchester shaking hands after a meal and I saw one of the meals it looked at me.”
"New Björk markets!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"New Björk markets!"
What I imagine living in your house is like
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
What I imagine living in your house is like