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Barleybap
@barleybap.bsky.social
Scottish trans retro gamer and ooze seeking her own level. Sometimes translator, 100% completer of James Pond 3, and mostly dormant streamer over at https://www.twitch.tv/barleybap.
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My cis girl friends in first year of university sitting me down and telling me it's okay for me to wear the cute alchemist dress if I really want to.
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74G... Just released a new song! Enjoy!
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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If an old game comes from japan without a hermetic coating of tar I just dont trust it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Your OC chastising you for getting too attached to him.
April 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The average boss: cold, ruthless, penalises you for getting sick, votes Conservative, shoots bullets from his mouth, probably a robot fish.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
(Waiter accidentally brings me the wrong dish)

Friend: "Wait, isn't that chicken? I thought you were vegan?"

Me:
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Saturn Grandia spotted! (And Lunacy)
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The average boss: cold, ruthless, penalises you for getting sick, votes Conservative, shoots bullets from his mouth, probably a robot fish.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So like... we all love Visionnerz, obviously. Close your eyes, close your head, all that good stuff. But can we talk about how good this one is? Because gosh, what a stunningly pretty and eerie song.
Darius Gaiden (Arcade) - 10 - Tranquilizers
YouTube video by CaptainGordonVGM
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Meet your local folk on this #ScanlineSunday

Ys / イース
Falcom - 1988 - Master System
Sony BVM A20 CRT
🟥🟩🟦
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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anyone done this yet
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I mean sure, okay.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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when I think of oozes, I think of Barleybap
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Wiping all of my Japanese Proficiency points and pumping it all into Mental Health only to realise that it's still not enough to overcome my innate Crippling Depression debuff. :(
There should be respec options in real life. I would like to exchange 30 years of guitar experience and put that into piano instead, please. What do I have to do? Bring a tchotchke to a hag in the woods? An arcane egg for her brew? Fine! Put it in my fucking quest log!
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Breep-breep! Sizzle-sizzle! The sounds of a CODEC call coming from a red-hot hype issue of PLAY magazine from August 1998. Metal Gear Solid leading large, plus Spyro is bouncing into action!
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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If you're considering buying a physical copy of The Ooze, you are *already* possessed! It's too late for you. You've already begun seeking your own level.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Something is wrong with me. I see Sega Mega Drive alumnus (and trans icon) "The Ooze" everywhere. I don't know how this happened. Before joining Blue Sky Dot Com, I *never* saw The Ooze. Now I see The Ooze constantly.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I don't know what to tell you.
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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that shark's like 'hey stop all the downloadin'
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Saria Law, where loudspeakers must be installed into every forest in the country to pipe in the Lost Woods theme on loop.
Mamdami is going to implement Shart law. every time you fart you have to go to the bathroom to make sure there was no leakage.

(me, to myself while typing this: im about to make the worst post of all time)
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
There's more than fifteen years between my timestamp for the first trophy in Atelier Totori and the late game ones I've been getting today. The first one was so long ago that I still had my deadname. We got there eventually, I guess?
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Victory. Let history show that me and my tsundere girlfriend and my perpetually angy-looking boyfriend downed a legendary sea dragon.
Well hi there.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM