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i will cry every day until someone gives me a ford gt
please it's my only wish
please it's my only wish
tfw gran turismo 2 gives you the same SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON the same song for two endurance races in a row
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
tfw gran turismo 2 gives you the same SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON the same song for two endurance races in a row
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"This deal guarantees that we can lose AGAIN in a couple months. Not just now. We can keep losing every month or so! And for that reason, I have to vote for it"
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"This deal guarantees that we can lose AGAIN in a couple months. Not just now. We can keep losing every month or so! And for that reason, I have to vote for it"
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Richest country in the history of the world. Btw sorry about your cancer we totally know how to treat but you gotta die penniless in a gutter because you aren’t one of the twenty people we’ve decided to dig up all the riches of the earth for. Also we’ll murder your orphans if they’re gay btw
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Richest country in the history of the world. Btw sorry about your cancer we totally know how to treat but you gotta die penniless in a gutter because you aren’t one of the twenty people we’ve decided to dig up all the riches of the earth for. Also we’ll murder your orphans if they’re gay btw
hot take: general tso's chicken is good, but the sauce tastes bad on rice. they should never serve it with the chicken on top of the rice or mixing together in the takeout container.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hot take: general tso's chicken is good, but the sauce tastes bad on rice. they should never serve it with the chicken on top of the rice or mixing together in the takeout container.
Mamdami is going to implement Shart law. every time you fart you have to go to the bathroom to make sure there was no leakage.
(me, to myself while typing this: im about to make the worst post of all time)
(me, to myself while typing this: im about to make the worst post of all time)
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Mamdami is going to implement Shart law. every time you fart you have to go to the bathroom to make sure there was no leakage.
(me, to myself while typing this: im about to make the worst post of all time)
(me, to myself while typing this: im about to make the worst post of all time)
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Seattle's mayoral race will end up quite close; that could make 'challenged' ballots that had some issue key to resolving the race.
WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.)
Info from the county:
WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.)
Info from the county:
Maybe you forgot to sign your ballot, or your signature didn't quite match the one on record. If you received a signature challenge letter and have questions, we have a web page for that.
kce.wiki/SignatureCha...
Folks who need to resolve a signature challenge have until 4:30 pm on November 24.
kce.wiki/SignatureCha...
Folks who need to resolve a signature challenge have until 4:30 pm on November 24.
Signature challenges - King County, Washington
kce.wiki
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Seattle's mayoral race will end up quite close; that could make 'challenged' ballots that had some issue key to resolving the race.
WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.)
Info from the county:
WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.)
Info from the county:
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A group of otters is called:
A. A bevy
B. A romp
C. Adorable
D. All of the above
A. A bevy
B. A romp
C. Adorable
D. All of the above
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A group of otters is called:
A. A bevy
B. A romp
C. Adorable
D. All of the above
A. A bevy
B. A romp
C. Adorable
D. All of the above
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November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
depressed dog girl keeps eating chocolate and getting mad when it doesn't poison her
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
depressed dog girl keeps eating chocolate and getting mad when it doesn't poison her
im going extremely insane
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
im going extremely insane
Source: YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWC...
My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade (Full Album)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Source: YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWC...
if i had a nickel for every time that things got worse in my life, i'd have a lot of money and then things wouldn't be so bad
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
if i had a nickel for every time that things got worse in my life, i'd have a lot of money and then things wouldn't be so bad
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i really didnt want to share this but here we go! im a snap recipient. i barely make enough to cover my celiac-friendly food as a celiac haver since gluten free food is generally more expensive.
please consider commissioning me or donating as i am in a horrendous spot right now financially. ty ;;
please consider commissioning me or donating as i am in a horrendous spot right now financially. ty ;;
(pls share 🥹)
commissions are now open for Animal Crossing characters (fan oc is okay!), Pokemon, simple style OC, & anime style custom art 🩷
i opened only 2 slots for each type, so there should be 8 slots in total across 4 comm styles! ^^ pls read each listing carefully~
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commissions are now open for Animal Crossing characters (fan oc is okay!), Pokemon, simple style OC, & anime style custom art 🩷
i opened only 2 slots for each type, so there should be 8 slots in total across 4 comm styles! ^^ pls read each listing carefully~
ko-fi.com/strawbunnyca...
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i really didnt want to share this but here we go! im a snap recipient. i barely make enough to cover my celiac-friendly food as a celiac haver since gluten free food is generally more expensive.
please consider commissioning me or donating as i am in a horrendous spot right now financially. ty ;;
please consider commissioning me or donating as i am in a horrendous spot right now financially. ty ;;
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today’s information came out piecemeal, and people should be able to share their own situations on their own time, but I could share this much ^ as it is pretty cut and dry on the facts.
Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
today’s information came out piecemeal, and people should be able to share their own situations on their own time, but I could share this much ^ as it is pretty cut and dry on the facts.
Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
all my cars are worthless broken garbage and i'm sad about it
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
all my cars are worthless broken garbage and i'm sad about it
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1076/1250 now, thank you everyone so much
It's time for Trying To Survive: November Edition!
We fell just short of the needs for October but I'm okay. Gonna need a bit more to cover it for November but that's life.
Need to get food, supplies, pay bills - disability benefits only help with rent.
0/1250
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We fell just short of the needs for October but I'm okay. Gonna need a bit more to cover it for November but that's life.
Need to get food, supplies, pay bills - disability benefits only help with rent.
0/1250
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November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1076/1250 now, thank you everyone so much
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Many have joked about the incongruence of this in the past few years but TEEN VOGUE was *a sharp and vital voice for US politics* and Lex here was a big reason why. This latest round of media layoffs is arguably worse than the CBS purge 😡
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Many have joked about the incongruence of this in the past few years but TEEN VOGUE was *a sharp and vital voice for US politics* and Lex here was a big reason why. This latest round of media layoffs is arguably worse than the CBS purge 😡
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You’ve gotta respect Ford’s commitment to making this format look bad. Gotta respect it. Three years in a row they mock it with eighth place cars winning titles, the fourth they accidentally rig the outcome by putting six cars on bad tires in a row in front of the two remaining contenders.
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You’ve gotta respect Ford’s commitment to making this format look bad. Gotta respect it. Three years in a row they mock it with eighth place cars winning titles, the fourth they accidentally rig the outcome by putting six cars on bad tires in a row in front of the two remaining contenders.
due to recent events, i am no longer trying to will the universe into giving me a ford gt for free. i am now just trying to will the universe into showing me a relatively decent used car that is not rusted to hell for around $3000.
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
due to recent events, i am no longer trying to will the universe into giving me a ford gt for free. i am now just trying to will the universe into showing me a relatively decent used car that is not rusted to hell for around $3000.