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Bridget
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Last one on the lifeboat. Word witch. Lab rat. Sometimes called Saga. She/her
He lectured, politically.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Unfinished.
#LiamRamos
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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So the NYT calls this movie, that is on track to lose $50-60 million, a "strong showing".
We're on our own out here folks.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/b...
‘Melania’ Arrives With Strong Box Office Showing for a Documentary
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
like to charge reblog to cast
🔮in five years America will be governed by sincerity-pilled millennials. They’ll be competencemaxxing in all three branches of government. universal basic income will pass unopposed. A ukulele for every home🔮
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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How can the world cup go ahead when citizens/players of 4 qualified countries can't enter the country?

And if trump invades Iran what will the impact be for their participation

Aren't FIFA pretty big on "no politics" at football?
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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i like how abolishing ICE is seen by dems as extreme. like, a world without murderous cops is such a fanciful concept.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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The funniest (and best) thing Dave Feloni could do a president of Lucas Film is renew The Acolyte for Season 2.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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The no-angeling is already in full swing.
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
They saw that late leftward shift too many times. VOTE EARLY COMRADES
The post office changed their postmark rules, potentially disqualifying votes in upcoming elections.

Postmarks indicate when the USPS processed mail now, not when you dropped it off.

To ensure a same-day postmark, you must visit a post office and ask for a manual stamp.
a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox and a flower
ALT: a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox and a flower
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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The opioid crisis the Sackler family intentionally began costs the United States roughly $4 trillion a year.
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — Judge formally approves Purdue Pharma opioid settlement, with Sacklers paying up to $7B and some funds going to victims.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Everyone has lost their minds
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.

Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.

Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM