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Biblically accurate Mozzarella
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Biblically accurate Mozzarella
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I love my mum. "You remember that bread I lost? The bun I cut up and then suddenly couldn't find? Well it was in a saucepan in the drawer"
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I love my mum. "You remember that bread I lost? The bun I cut up and then suddenly couldn't find? Well it was in a saucepan in the drawer"
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nintendo wii gordon ramsay can't hurt you
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
nintendo wii gordon ramsay can't hurt you
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Never letting this go. Thank you, Stephen Colbert!
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Never letting this go. Thank you, Stephen Colbert!
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I really like the new mayor of NYC.
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I really like the new mayor of NYC.
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Have a good night Mozzarella!
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Have a good night Mozzarella!
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She nailed Jennings to the wall with this. Good for her.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
She nailed Jennings to the wall with this. Good for her.
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By the way, this is what Uni looks like when he runs
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
By the way, this is what Uni looks like when he runs
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I hav bin fotorbombed
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I hav bin fotorbombed
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for our third (pearl) anniversary Mr Cait got me these incredible vintage Mikimoto pearl earrings and they're so beautiful I could die
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
for our third (pearl) anniversary Mr Cait got me these incredible vintage Mikimoto pearl earrings and they're so beautiful I could die
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From last week's NO KINGS NO WARS NO ICE march.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
From last week's NO KINGS NO WARS NO ICE march.
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Mr Loves The New Couch
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Mr Loves The New Couch
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She needs help unloading these tins (and maybe sampling some). Thank you.
📸 indy cat store
📸 indy cat store
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
She needs help unloading these tins (and maybe sampling some). Thank you.
📸 indy cat store
📸 indy cat store
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This is why you don't have a girlfriend, Nigel.
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 AM
This is why you don't have a girlfriend, Nigel.
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Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
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This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
sauvignon bloc
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Friendly reminder that we call eggplant eggplant because the "normal" eggplant used to look like this
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Friendly reminder that we call eggplant eggplant because the "normal" eggplant used to look like this
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when your bowl is completely empty
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
when your bowl is completely empty
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.