Balderdash
@balderdash.bsky.social
I placed my onions
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
Pinned
Balderdash
@balderdash.bsky.social
· Oct 11
12 year old daughter told me she has her first boyfriend “accidentally as we don’t really know each other.” I said ‘ha, just like me and your mother.’ No-one laughed. Atmosphere remains frosty at best.
#diary
#diary
Listening to Agatha Christie’s ABC Murders and The Mysterious Affair at Styles with Peter Dinklage as Poirot and he is absolutely superb. Free on Audible.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Listening to Agatha Christie’s ABC Murders and The Mysterious Affair at Styles with Peter Dinklage as Poirot and he is absolutely superb. Free on Audible.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Sade
John Otway
Cud
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Sade
John Otway
Cud
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Depeche Mode
The Cure
Gary Numan
Sparks
INXS
Depeche Mode
The Cure
Gary Numan
Sparks
INXS
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Sade
John Otway
Cud
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Sade
John Otway
Cud
Latest rustic loaf
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Latest rustic loaf
On Thanksgiving Day, it’s important that people from all over the world unite and give thanks that we’re not American.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
On Thanksgiving Day, it’s important that people from all over the world unite and give thanks that we’re not American.
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BREAKING: Rich people say they are not rich actually and would not like to give away some of their money
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
BREAKING: Rich people say they are not rich actually and would not like to give away some of their money
Amazing to think that The Mayflower left Plymouth in England and landed in Plymouth in the US. What are the fucking chances?
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Amazing to think that The Mayflower left Plymouth in England and landed in Plymouth in the US. What are the fucking chances?
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Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
Would have been absurd to really suggest this a couple of weeks ago but Slot must be quite close to losing his job now.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Would have been absurd to really suggest this a couple of weeks ago but Slot must be quite close to losing his job now.
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Ourobour-bus
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ourobour-bus
Tax ideas for raising revenue
1) Cucurella tax: hair by volume
2) The 6/7 tax: £1 each time someone smirks/grins when aforementioned is uttered
3) Farage tax: £1 every time someone is racist
4) Trump tax: £1 every time someone says something stupid
5) Tony Parsons tax: £1 when someone is a cunt
1) Cucurella tax: hair by volume
2) The 6/7 tax: £1 each time someone smirks/grins when aforementioned is uttered
3) Farage tax: £1 every time someone is racist
4) Trump tax: £1 every time someone says something stupid
5) Tony Parsons tax: £1 when someone is a cunt
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tax ideas for raising revenue
1) Cucurella tax: hair by volume
2) The 6/7 tax: £1 each time someone smirks/grins when aforementioned is uttered
3) Farage tax: £1 every time someone is racist
4) Trump tax: £1 every time someone says something stupid
5) Tony Parsons tax: £1 when someone is a cunt
1) Cucurella tax: hair by volume
2) The 6/7 tax: £1 each time someone smirks/grins when aforementioned is uttered
3) Farage tax: £1 every time someone is racist
4) Trump tax: £1 every time someone says something stupid
5) Tony Parsons tax: £1 when someone is a cunt
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I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.
Really looking forward to Arsenal v Bayern later. Probably the best two sides in Europe in the first half of the season.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Really looking forward to Arsenal v Bayern later. Probably the best two sides in Europe in the first half of the season.
Today’s philosophy poser:
Is cream chimneys a better metaphor for willies or boobies?
Is cream chimneys a better metaphor for willies or boobies?
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Today’s philosophy poser:
Is cream chimneys a better metaphor for willies or boobies?
Is cream chimneys a better metaphor for willies or boobies?
The most outrageous aspect of the 6,7 craze is that its inspiration isn’t the Pixies’ ‘This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven.’
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The most outrageous aspect of the 6,7 craze is that its inspiration isn’t the Pixies’ ‘This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven.’
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[Dad getting home to find the kids have left lights on all over the house] Bloody hell it’s like George Orwell’s 1984 in here!
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
[Dad getting home to find the kids have left lights on all over the house] Bloody hell it’s like George Orwell’s 1984 in here!
‘It was a bright, cold day in April and Winston Smith had just logged in to Tiktok.’
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
‘It was a bright, cold day in April and Winston Smith had just logged in to Tiktok.’
One of our generation’s greatest achievements is to apply anything we disagree with to Orwell’s 1984.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
One of our generation’s greatest achievements is to apply anything we disagree with to Orwell’s 1984.
Lank Frampard’s Coventry now with a ten point gap looking odds on for a return to the Premier League. After that it’s anyone’s guess with only 9 points separating the next 16 teams.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Lank Frampard’s Coventry now with a ten point gap looking odds on for a return to the Premier League. After that it’s anyone’s guess with only 9 points separating the next 16 teams.
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Eddie Large R.I.P
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Eddie Large R.I.P
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
The first four words you see will emphasise an important message.
FTTFARAGEISACUNTGHFGHK
FTTFARAGEISACUNTGHFGHK
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The first four words you see will emphasise an important message.
FTTFARAGEISACUNTGHFGHK
FTTFARAGEISACUNTGHFGHK
Barcelona captain Araujo sent off for fouling Cucurella which frankly should be allowed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Barcelona captain Araujo sent off for fouling Cucurella which frankly should be allowed.
Marc Cucurella being interviewed on the telly
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Marc Cucurella being interviewed on the telly
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]