Swán
@revdrswan.bsky.social
rev. dr. pretentious fenian bastard.
Actually getting to the stage where I’m choking for Liverpool to win so we don’t have to sit through the scolding lecture on grief.
You’ve footballers in Palestine being kneecapped and ethnically cleansed or murdered in Ukraine but instead we’re focussed on a load of sad millionaires.
You’ve footballers in Palestine being kneecapped and ethnically cleansed or murdered in Ukraine but instead we’re focussed on a load of sad millionaires.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Actually getting to the stage where I’m choking for Liverpool to win so we don’t have to sit through the scolding lecture on grief.
You’ve footballers in Palestine being kneecapped and ethnically cleansed or murdered in Ukraine but instead we’re focussed on a load of sad millionaires.
You’ve footballers in Palestine being kneecapped and ethnically cleansed or murdered in Ukraine but instead we’re focussed on a load of sad millionaires.
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
Reposted by Swán
On my way to the office for my farewell speech
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
On my way to the office for my farewell speech
I think if I were Arne Slot I’d consider simply winning more games
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I think if I were Arne Slot I’d consider simply winning more games
Tax or the gallows
I’ll take either
I’ll take either
“Oh, and a pint of Guinness”
Tax those cunts.
Tax those cunts.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Tax or the gallows
I’ll take either
I’ll take either
Me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me reading your posts
We’ve let the boffins have a look
Aye this checks out
Prefer the original but
Aye this checks out
Prefer the original but
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We’ve let the boffins have a look
Aye this checks out
Prefer the original but
Aye this checks out
Prefer the original but
I’d also introduce corporal punishment for people who declare they want all teams to do well in tournaments. It may sound harsh but tough times call for tough measures #budget
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’d also introduce corporal punishment for people who declare they want all teams to do well in tournaments. It may sound harsh but tough times call for tough measures #budget
Ring lights
Podcast equipment
Tartan Tat shops in Edinburgh
Jimmy Carr should pay roughly 99.9 PAYE
Flat rate £1000 for use of the Manchester Bee
Add that to the #budget Reeves you coward
Podcast equipment
Tartan Tat shops in Edinburgh
Jimmy Carr should pay roughly 99.9 PAYE
Flat rate £1000 for use of the Manchester Bee
Add that to the #budget Reeves you coward
Things that need taxing in the #budget
Online petitions
Podcasts
Shops that only sell bottles of Prime
People who go through red lights at junctions
Dry robes
Online petitions
Podcasts
Shops that only sell bottles of Prime
People who go through red lights at junctions
Dry robes
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Ring lights
Podcast equipment
Tartan Tat shops in Edinburgh
Jimmy Carr should pay roughly 99.9 PAYE
Flat rate £1000 for use of the Manchester Bee
Add that to the #budget Reeves you coward
Podcast equipment
Tartan Tat shops in Edinburgh
Jimmy Carr should pay roughly 99.9 PAYE
Flat rate £1000 for use of the Manchester Bee
Add that to the #budget Reeves you coward
Someone has a chance to be a footballing legend for going in knee high on that grifting sex offender
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Someone has a chance to be a footballing legend for going in knee high on that grifting sex offender
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Given my hearing is about to be irreparably altered I may as well enjoy this in honour of the great man.
Transcendent
Transcendent
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Given my hearing is about to be irreparably altered I may as well enjoy this in honour of the great man.
Transcendent
Transcendent
Reposted by Swán
"Armoured cars and tanks and guns, came to take away our sons....."
*ZZ Top voice*
"Cause urban women crazy bout a car-less man"
"Cause urban women crazy bout a car-less man"
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Armoured cars and tanks and guns, came to take away our sons....."
Stop saying tifo and pyro ffs
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Stop saying tifo and pyro ffs
Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
“Ooooooooh
Tip toe…..”
Tip toe…..”
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Ooooooooh
Tip toe…..”
Tip toe…..”
Me as your bsky therapist.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me as your bsky therapist.