Bruno
@bagelbruno.bsky.social
Is this where I should put an ironic and self-aggrandizing description?
Montréal, Qc
Montréal, Qc
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
I wasn't expecting to cry today. Losing miss O'Hara just numbed me, hard.
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I wasn't expecting to cry today. Losing miss O'Hara just numbed me, hard.
The day: September 23 1809
Good grief I played the demo level of this endlessly back in the day...
Epic Pinball: The Complete Collection is $2.99 on GOG (Preservation Program) buff.ly/xA6KasF
January 27, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The day: September 23 1809
Agnès Varda's A Minecraft Movie
Michael Bay's Arrival of the Train
Andrei Tarkovsky's American Pie
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Agnès Varda's A Minecraft Movie
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Not sure if the news travelled to your circle, but let's hope that like Heated Rivalry, this Canadian Crave series will be picked up in the US!
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Not sure if the news travelled to your circle, but let's hope that like Heated Rivalry, this Canadian Crave series will be picked up in the US!
Looking at the date stamps in the pocket of a library book to see for how long this book has been waiting before you borrowed it.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Looking at the date stamps in the pocket of a library book to see for how long this book has been waiting before you borrowed it.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! I'm very curious, have you ordered this? It's an absolute joy so far!
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! I'm very curious, have you ordered this? It's an absolute joy so far!
@trannawintour.bsky.social I just saw you in the great Transvengeance short movie during @imagenationmtl.bsky.social, it's so fun to see you, usually quite the wordsmith, be hilarious with only a single word of dialogue!
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@trannawintour.bsky.social I just saw you in the great Transvengeance short movie during @imagenationmtl.bsky.social, it's so fun to see you, usually quite the wordsmith, be hilarious with only a single word of dialogue!
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.
So what do you do after you get home with your stolen jewels from the Louvre? Put on a fake mustache and take them back to the museum so you can be a hero? Give them as gifts? List them on Facebook Marketplace? I have to think an ad like “great tiara no dings or scratches” will attract attention.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!
@andycastro.com Got the perfect book for you, boo. bsky.app/profile/emil...
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@andycastro.com Got the perfect book for you, boo. bsky.app/profile/emil...
I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?
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[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
My first 5 Steam purchases. Let's not look at how many games I've bought without playing them.
August 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My first 5 Steam purchases. Let's not look at how many games I've bought without playing them.
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me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
August 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
They took an old article about augmented reality glasses and did CTRL+R for AR to AI.
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future | TechCrunch
Mark Zuckerberg really believes AI glasses will be the ideal way to blend the physical and digital worlds together.
techcrunch.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They took an old article about augmented reality glasses and did CTRL+R for AR to AI.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Vancouver council is debating a giant permanent sign that says "VANCOUVER", and staff say an issue is putting the sign in a place that won't interfere with film shoots.
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
May 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Vancouver council is debating a giant permanent sign that says "VANCOUVER", and staff say an issue is putting the sign in a place that won't interfere with film shoots.
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
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The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
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[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
April 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
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Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
March 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.