Barbara VanDenburgh
@babsvan.bsky.social
Poor, obscure, plain, and little. Writer, critic. Former books editor at USA TODAY. Let’s talk movies https://boxd.it/lA7b
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2025 watch #1: Wicked. This is as if BookTok became sentient and made a film. The green and pink Stanley cup of movies, the Starbucks of cinema, the cultural lowest common denominator for a country that just reelected a disgraced reality TV star president. No gravity defied here.
One of the myriad reasons I despise Waymos is that they are *deeply* antisocial. Instead of building safe and reliable mass transit, we're given hermetic pods that increase congestion and cause wear and tear on the infrastructure we all pay for.
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
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Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One of the myriad reasons I despise Waymos is that they are *deeply* antisocial. Instead of building safe and reliable mass transit, we're given hermetic pods that increase congestion and cause wear and tear on the infrastructure we all pay for.
Post a famous bathroom scene 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene 🤔
I can only assume Secretary Nazi Tats wants Mark Kelly to be the next president of the United States because I don't know why else you would attack a highly decorated veteran and MOTHERFUCKING ASTRONAUT famous for nursing his catastrophically injured wife back to health. Who's next, Superman?
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I can only assume Secretary Nazi Tats wants Mark Kelly to be the next president of the United States because I don't know why else you would attack a highly decorated veteran and MOTHERFUCKING ASTRONAUT famous for nursing his catastrophically injured wife back to health. Who's next, Superman?
Category fraud has broken our understanding of genre, and we need to have a summit on what makes a comedy a comedy. Are Brazil and Fargo very darkly funny, yes, but I don't think movies that make you sit and stare into the middle distance when the credits roll belong on the same list as Naked Gun.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
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November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Category fraud has broken our understanding of genre, and we need to have a summit on what makes a comedy a comedy. Are Brazil and Fargo very darkly funny, yes, but I don't think movies that make you sit and stare into the middle distance when the credits roll belong on the same list as Naked Gun.
Bro that’s how “Dinosaurs” ended
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bro that’s how “Dinosaurs” ended
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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"yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
Fond memories of that time Mike Johnson was president of a local law school that never opened its doors, in part because it was attached to a Baptist college that was losing its accreditation, and in part because it was always a scam from the start
Mike Johnson -- who is, yes, theoretically a lawyer -- has not had a chance to look at the American Constitution because he's been very busy lately, folks, he just can't see everything, gosh, how is he supposed to know if it's wrong that the president called for the execution of congress members?
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
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History has produced men more evil than Elon. There have also been stupider men than Elon. But history has never before brought us a man so singularly, transcendentally pathetic than Elon. The Angel of History beholds him and cringes so hard that entire centuries of memory vanish from its mind
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
![X user wrotator asks: Hey @grok how would you describe Elon Musk’s physique? How about his mind? And his relationship with his kids?
Grok answers: Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields [buying websites, electric car companies and spacecraft and destroying them]. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lss244cnzeoicm3p3nrg5ovh/bafkreibdrfwpkt563lqwl7xsvd5my6vufdjd7ov4sef4qm3sz4lx2t7jsq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
History has produced men more evil than Elon. There have also been stupider men than Elon. But history has never before brought us a man so singularly, transcendentally pathetic than Elon. The Angel of History beholds him and cringes so hard that entire centuries of memory vanish from its mind
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WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
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*looks directly at camera*
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor
Is Trump dismantling the Education Department? Not yet. But changes are coming.
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor and parceling out other core job duties to other agencies. It's the most sweeping effort so f...
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November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*looks directly at camera*
Ten of my "comfort" films (also a weirdo)
- No Country for Old Men
- The People Under the Stairs
- The Apartment
- Inglourious Basterds
- Phantom Thread
- Fright Night (1985)
- The Little Mermaid
- A.I.
- Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
- Tombstone
- No Country for Old Men
- The People Under the Stairs
- The Apartment
- Inglourious Basterds
- Phantom Thread
- Fright Night (1985)
- The Little Mermaid
- A.I.
- Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
- Tombstone
Ten of my "comfort" films (from me, signed: a weirdo.)
• ALIEN
• SEXY BEAST
• THE GREAT ESCAPE
• ARSENIC AND OLD LACE
• FLASH GORDON (1980)
• NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND
• THE DARK CRYSTAL
• THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
• THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP
• AFTER HOURS
• ALIEN
• SEXY BEAST
• THE GREAT ESCAPE
• ARSENIC AND OLD LACE
• FLASH GORDON (1980)
• NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND
• THE DARK CRYSTAL
• THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
• THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP
• AFTER HOURS
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ten of my "comfort" films (also a weirdo)
- No Country for Old Men
- The People Under the Stairs
- The Apartment
- Inglourious Basterds
- Phantom Thread
- Fright Night (1985)
- The Little Mermaid
- A.I.
- Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
- Tombstone
- No Country for Old Men
- The People Under the Stairs
- The Apartment
- Inglourious Basterds
- Phantom Thread
- Fright Night (1985)
- The Little Mermaid
- A.I.
- Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
- Tombstone
Hoo boy, here we go.
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hoo boy, here we go.
I dragged my feet leaving Twitter, partially out of sheer stubbornness, but mostly because I didn’t want to lose the community I’d built. I now realize Twitter killed my community long before I’d left. I still mourn it, but there’s no going back.
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I dragged my feet leaving Twitter, partially out of sheer stubbornness, but mostly because I didn’t want to lose the community I’d built. I now realize Twitter killed my community long before I’d left. I still mourn it, but there’s no going back.
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as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking
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I will say again that it has been just *beyond* hammered home for me that not only do we not live in a meritocracy, we live in an economic and sociopolitical order that actively rewards avarice, incompetence, unkindness, dishonesty.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
I love mess but man this whole thing underlines how much it sucks that all the worst journalists somehow end up with flashy high-paying media jobs
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I will say again that it has been just *beyond* hammered home for me that not only do we not live in a meritocracy, we live in an economic and sociopolitical order that actively rewards avarice, incompetence, unkindness, dishonesty.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
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For the 32nd year running: Tombstone
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
For the 32nd year running: Tombstone
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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Really worried what bombshell Lizza will drop next:
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Really worried what bombshell Lizza will drop next:
God knows I hate to be earnest in the throes of a second Trump presidency, but this shit is so demoralizing, man.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
God knows I hate to be earnest in the throes of a second Trump presidency, but this shit is so demoralizing, man.