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AvoidLighthouses
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They/them ✨25 ✨ in love 💕 proud member of the Rhys Darby faction 🏴‍☠️ if Max won’t make a third season I’LL DO IT MYSELF ✨ 18+ only pls 🔞
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AvoidLighthouses @avoidlighthouses.bsky.social · Feb 19
All the things I wanna do, I wanna do them with you ❤️
@leavingthetable.bsky.social
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
I wish Uma Therman was our president…
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
a kiss out of many kisses

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Like if you're obsessed with male butt cheeks, repost if you're into subtle sexualization of men
edbbteach.bsky.social Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · Sep 23
I ran into that rhys interview on tiktok and this comment is just too funny.. what was this person expecting from a show about GAY PIRATES
A screenshot of a tiktok of rhys darby giving an interview with a comment showing, it reads "the show would have been fun if it didn't succumbed to feminist/leftist obsession of men butt cheeks and subtle sexualization of men."
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
Finding my home in you has been the greatest pleasure of my life ❤️ I’m so honored I get to start this new beautiful adventure with you 💕 There aren’t words to describe how lucky I feel to have found you. Thank you OFMD for bringing my seabird home to me ❤️
Alex and Bailey standing together in a field, grinning and embracing. They are surrounded by pine trees and yellow aspen trees. There are mountains in the background that show the fall colors starting to change! They look happy and settled! A selfie of Alex and Bailey on their anniversary trip, beaming and holding each other close. They are standing in the bow of a shipwreck on a beach in Oregon, with the sand and sky in the background. They make a beautiful couple!
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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leavingthetable.bsky.social
Finally settled in after the big move! Thank you @trbocrab.bsky.social and @zenpdx.bsky.social for the gift of luscious vegetation and to @david-jenkins.bsky.social for creating a show that would lead me to find joy, friendship, community, and especially my love @avoidlighthouses.bsky.social ❤️
In the foreground: a square coffee table with two bowls of orange chicken, two drinks, and a fern in a metal cup (Stede’s first piratical conquest) In the background: Alex and Bailey’s living room, there’s a fire place, plants, and the opening title card of our flag means death on the tv. The vibe is warm and homey
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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emilyherring.bsky.social
2. Draw a fish dot com

Just do it. Draw a fish.

drawafish.com
Draw a Fish Dot Com
Draw a fish and watch it swim in the global tank with everyone else's fish. Create, share, and vote on fish drawings in this simple online drawing game.
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September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
PSA to all reptile owners out there: if you have a tank thermometer/hydrometer stuck to the side of the tank with adhesive, get that shit OUT. My baby leopard gecko was climbing around last night and I found her with her foot twisted around backwards, stuck to the thermometer adhesive 🥺
September 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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longmayheroam.bsky.social
yes yes YES exactly that's it that's the show that's the fandom
that's what ofmd means to me, Charlie Brown!

@politestmenace.bsky.social said it perfectly 🫡 #CrewForLife
Large group photo of just a small portion of the ofmd fandom at Rose City Comic-Con 2024 in Portland, Oregon, US. A large white speech bubble at the bottom indicates the quoted post below. Picked this one because @politestmenace and I just happen to be vertically stacked together, what are the odds?!
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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ourfag.bsky.social
part ii..
digital doodle of a three inch tall stede being held and pleasured by ed's hands. so small you can rub the peen with the tip of your finger
August 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
With David getting some attention on twt, thought it’d be a good idea to start spreading this again 👀
SaveOFMD.com
SaveOFMD.com
August 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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annettefb.bsky.social
when my personality revolves around liking ofmd

(be aware: flashing lights!)

youtu.be/_NjROCcMw0E

by @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social
OIIA OIIA Kitty Ed (OFMD)
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August 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
we’re still savable, guys #OurFlagMeansDeath
August 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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ironstrangle.bsky.social
Always time to bring this back.
ironstrangle.bsky.social Kayla #saveOFMD🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · Apr 6
David Jenkins never beating the menace allegations.
August 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
We had the numbers. Still do.
August 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
I just had a dream that a bunch of fans of the show went together to the WB backlot and our only mission was to save pieces of a sunken Revenge. Prophecy? 👀 anyone think so?
August 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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leavingthetable.bsky.social
It’s my ten year gay-versary please clap
A photo taken outside after dusk. Bailey is holding a rainbow layered slice of cake with candles of the number 10 lit on top. She looks very happy and very proud.
July 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Before you spend money on that auction, please know that those are only props and costumes. They hold no magic.

The coolest things are the things you made around the show.

I’m ambivalent about auctions around Our Flag that don’t benefit an independent artist or larger cause.
July 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
Why would anyone think it’s kind to come on here and be like “hey yall OFMD is dead, get over it” literally if that’s your attitude and you’re telling people to move on, please let me know so I can mute you, that’s not the energy I need in my life rn. Let people feel things pls
July 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
Oh…
July 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
hopecore
July 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
Me when I can’t leave my entire comfortable life to become a pirate…. But I can spend some time on a very small inflatable boat on a lake as a pirate… so…. Close enough 🏴‍☠️ avast ye
A picture of the front of a paddle board (a very cool paddle board with fish printed on it) on a lake with trees and the lake’s edge in the distance. It’s dusk. This is very clearly not a pirate ship
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
LESBIANSSSSS!!!!
villainousthoughts.bsky.social Ash the Villain 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖 @villainousthoughts.bsky.social · Jul 8
I promised lesbians and I deliver lesbians! The first of many lesbian Gentlebeards from the Pearl Heart zine I did last year! Imagine this is Stede scooping up Ed after she defeats that snake and Ed gets to be the damsel for once, hooray!
❤️🧡🤍💗💖
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #TheVillainsArt
Digital illustration of a genderswapped Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach as happy lesbians on an alternative adventure date from s01e07 ‘This is Happening’. Stede is wearing a tailored brown excursion suit with a longer skirt portion lined in red with a pair of fetching brown trousers tucked into a pair of leather calf high excursion boots with little white flappy bows for the absolute practicality. She is holding Ed in her arms bridal style as they stand in vibrant green foliage and grasses. Ed is wearing her signature high waisted tear-away leather trousers and biker boots, with a dark red crop top and red nails. Her long grey hair is tossed over her shoulder as she clings to Stede and kisses her passionately. Both are wearing multiple rings and are blushing bright pink.
July 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
I LOVED the way the brought back the fake heads idea from season 1. I just KNEW they were going to do something with that, and I love how they executed (no pun intended) that 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
blandbeard.bsky.social jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · Jul 5
what if we just mandela effect this shit? ofmd season 3 has always existed. duh
July 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
I’m looking forward to a family visit where I don’t get deadnamed and misgendered the entire day. I love my family. And I wished the loved the current me enough to leave that name in the past where it belongs.
July 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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youonlyframetwice.bsky.social
Hi folks! I (Juniper) have independently verified the veracity of this (saw it with my own eyes). As it turns out, this came into the YOFT Instagram account, as a result of the project.

The person who shared it wishes to remain anonymous but I can say that they’re probably in a reasonable… 🧵
trashcakecos.bsky.social 💀 spooky maggie 🎃 Trash Cake Cosplay @trashcakecos.bsky.social · Jul 4
OFMD truly is the only show for which we keep getting new content over a year after it was cancelled twice 🫶🏴‍☠️
Extract of a script from Our Flag Means Death S2 E6. The page reads: STEDE: Well, we’re here now. (He looks at Blackbeard for a second, then extends his hand). We never finished our dance. Blackbeard looks at Stede’s hand, a little unsure as to whether or not he should take it. BLACKBEARD: There’s no music. STEDE: There isn’t? I always hear music when I’m around you. Gosh he’s charming. Blackbeard blushes and takes Stede’s hand. As they sway to the imaginary music Stede holds Blackbeard a little closer and gives him a kiss on the forehead. Blackbeard’s eyes brighten. We hear the first instrumental bars of Brice Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire.” The slow rolling percussions pounding like Blackbeard’s heart. He looks up at Stede and gives him a gentle kiss on the lips. As Blackbeard draws back to continue dancing, Stede pulls him for a longer, more passionate kiss. “Tell me now baby, is he good to you? /And can he do to you the things that I do? /Oh no /I can take you higher /Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire” Blackbeard’s head is spinning. He has to sit on the corner of the bed to catch his breath. STEDE (continued): I’m sorr… was that too much? Before he can finish asking, Blackbeard grabs him by the shirt. He pulls Stede down onto him until they’re both lying on the bed. He looks up at Stede. BLACKBEARD (whispers): Again. “At night, I wake up with the sheets soakin’ wet. /And a freight train runnin’ through the middle of my head /Only you can cool my desire. /Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire” Stede smiles. He takes Blackbeard’s face in his hands, taking in the beauty of his features. He gently draws the lines of Blackbeard’s lips with his fingertips. Then he kisses him deeply, pressing his body down into Blackbeard’s as the sounds of the party echo into the room. “Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire / Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire / Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh” EXT. THE REVENGE, DECK - NIGHT Fireworks explode in the sky as the crew of the Revenge continue their celebration into the night.
July 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM