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AvoidLighthouses
@avoidlighthouses.bsky.social
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They/them ✨25 ✨ in love 💕 proud member of the Rhys Darby faction 🏴‍☠️ if Max won’t make a third season I’LL DO IT MYSELF ✨ 18+ only pls 🔞
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It made it safe!!!! @zenpdx.bsky.social and @trbocrab.bsky.social 🫡 thank you both so much!
Lush vegetation on its journey home! A fern in a metal cup held aloft in front of an airplane window. The plane wing is visible through the window, as is the sky full of clouds.
September 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Finding my home in you has been the greatest pleasure of my life ❤️ I’m so honored I get to start this new beautiful adventure with you 💕 There aren’t words to describe how lucky I feel to have found you. Thank you OFMD for bringing my seabird home to me ❤️
Alex and Bailey standing together in a field, grinning and embracing. They are surrounded by pine trees and yellow aspen trees. There are mountains in the background that show the fall colors starting to change! They look happy and settled! A selfie of Alex and Bailey on their anniversary trip, beaming and holding each other close. They are standing in the bow of a shipwreck on a beach in Oregon, with the sand and sky in the background. They make a beautiful couple!
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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This is me. How did I get on this train? Why am I not in the water? What is going on? Unknown.
A zoomed in picture of the back of a little golden book. There is a tiny red and brown tug boat with a blue spout and eyes sitting in a train car. He looks slightly amused and slightly confused.
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Me when I can’t leave my entire comfortable life to become a pirate…. But I can spend some time on a very small inflatable boat on a lake as a pirate… so…. Close enough 🏴‍☠️ avast ye
A picture of the front of a paddle board (a very cool paddle board with fish printed on it) on a lake with trees and the lake’s edge in the distance. It’s dusk. This is very clearly not a pirate ship
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Should have posted this before, but I am so honored to be an editor for #YOFT. So much has happened in my life since I signed up to be a part of this, and I cannot thank the organizational team enough for working with me and helping me be a part of this beautiful piece of art 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ it’s been an honor
Text clips on a blue background saying: You Only Frame Twice A fan-made animatic project to illustrate David's OFMD holiday special. David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social 1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we'll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg). I’m an EDITIOR!
June 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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A picture of smol Kermit wrapped in a white blanket surrounded by different heart emojis. Aka me after being lovingly cared for by my partner during a little grief spiral and just…. GAH I feel so loved and cared for right now
June 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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WOAH! The power of pirates!

#ofmdcraftfair
March 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Who’s ready for some INSANE FOLIAGE (moss time moss time moss time)
A photo showing many ferns, ivy leaves, and tree branches absolutely covered in moss. I’ve been calling it Jurassic Park with no dinosaurs. Some truly insane foliage, more green than anyone has ever seen ever. It also smelled absolutely amazing there, like fresh dirt after a rainstorm. A closeup of a rock with some moss on it, and a tiny fern growing out of the side of it. Some little tree seeds and fallen leaves can be seen in the frame as well. There’s also a little stick with some lichen on it behind one of the fern leaves. So. Much. Moss. A closeup of a rock covered in moss. There’s some pine needles amongst the little sprigs of moss. So much green. You can also see my boot in the lower right corner of the picture. I was wearing my Doc Martens, as any self-respecting, moss-loving gay person would want to (although they did get quite muddy). A water fountain outside at a state park. It is absolutely COVERED in moss. You can’t see from the picture, but the water fountain was made of concrete with some large rocks mixed in, that’s probably how the moss was able to stick. It looks like this was taken straight out of some fantasy AU.
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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All the things I wanna do, I wanna do them with you ❤️
@leavingthetable.bsky.social
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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If you’re looking for an excuse to message your con crush, this is it ☺️🏴‍☠️

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Two pirates in love Two pirates in love kissing
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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It was time for me to pack up all my amazing gifts from RCCC today, they’ve been sitting on my table for too long. Sitting here looking at this box of love and joy and generosity and kindness. I’m not crying I promise 😭 so thankful for everyone I met that weekend
A picture of a cardboard box filled with con gifts. There are beaded bracelets, a teal flower, a clown nose, a pink flag that says “sluts”, a tiny jar of marmalade, and many other buttons and trinkets and gifts. Some of my most beloved possessions.
December 6, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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But at least I got sushi, even if it came with a side of feeling slightly unsafe…
The meme of the car salesman. There is a drawn car behind two men. One man is gesturing at the car while the other is pondering said car. The text reads: *slaps roof of guy next to me* this baby can fit so many inappropriate comments
December 5, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Oop balloon time 🎉 normally don’t celebrate or publicize it, but this year has me feeling different 😊
A picture of @avoidlighthouse on Twitter. There are balloons happening! Behind the balloons, you can clearly see my last messages before skedaddling forever. (Although I still lurk on Twitter and so if you see me over there feel free to say hi!) the posts read from least to most recent: “Come follow me on bluesky! If you haven’t already” and “going private tonight folks… sad day…” I have since gone un-private because I want to TALK TO PEOPLE! But yeah, it’s my balloon day! Sorry for the ramble, my ADHD absolutely ADORES alt text for some reason
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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A very small, cutely drawn isopod on a white background. The small isopod has an even smaller mug sitting on his back. So essentially, it is a snug little bug with a snug little mug. Just a little guy. He is probably going to spill whatever is in the mug. Most likely on some important documents. But he’s just a little guy, so it’s all forgiven rather easily. But he knows the damage he causes. And he will never forgive himself for it. But he’s trying, he knows he has anxiety, and that he doesn’t actually ruin everything. At least, he understands that on the good days. The bad days, his therapist still has to help him through. But hey, at least he’s cute!
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 AM