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Furry Tim Allen
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AUWEGH?
🎶 ALABAMA 🎶
🎶 ARKANSAS 🎶
🎶 I DO LOVE MY MA AND PA 🎶
🎶 BUT NOT THE WAY THAT I DO LOVE YOU 🎶
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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i like that "the entire economy relies on you learning how to use ai" and "the dollar might be six seconds away from total collapse because of greenland" are two concurrent discourses tonight. like ok man. what do you want me to do
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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My BITCH MOTHER sold 5 of my physical copies of Shyamalan's The Last Airbender (3 of my DVDs and 2 of my Blu-Rays), so I've been looking to find replacements. I've already been banned from every Goodwill in the area (I assaulted clerks who tried to sell me the stupid baby cartoon), I'll look online.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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unfortunately, i can no longer enjoy fantastic four: rise of the silver surfer, because too many nerds and normies are "rediscovering" it and not enjoying this epic text the right way. this does, however, mean that i can still enjoy fant4stic, because nerds hate it and that means it's good.
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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Mr. Mamdani please help us #RestoreTheShyamalanverse. It will provide many opportunities to South Asian actors.
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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I got a phone call asking me for my views on political issues. I told the surveyor that the number one most important thing in the world is for M. Night Shyamalan to make another Last Airbender movie and finish his trilogy. She laughed at me and hung up on me. More proof that we are oppressed.
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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More proof that Shyamalanverse fans are oppressed: there are no gifs of Shyamalan's masterpiece on Bluesky.
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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BEST MOVIES ASIDE FROM SHYAMALAN LAST AIRBENDER
1. AFTER EARTH
2. DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
3. FANT4STIC
4. EMILIA PEREZ
5. GREEN BOOK
6. STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
7. THE BIRTH OF A NATION (GENIUS SATIRE OF RACISM)
8. THE EMOJI MOVIE
9. DISASTER MOVIE
10. LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Imagine if women’s basketball figured out this is where non insane people are talking about their sport
This is THE sports app btw.

Women’s College basketball, Unrivaled, NBA league pass slop, NFL, MLB hot stove rage, existential Philadelphia sports dread, it’s got it all.
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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It's so cool how every person I see "just asking questions" about numbers out of Gaza will eventually say something like this
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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a story of Bluesky resisters in four lines
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Imagine having about a decade of a golden age where transition was on average easier than it had been and likely will ever be again, bullying was actually pretty looked down on and intervened against, some (not all, but some) anti-discrimination stuff was effected, etc and being that. God.
It's wild how many of the worst shit-stirrers in "queer discourse" lost all their suction and slinked away when Politics in the "stuff that happens in the actual world" sense got real. Almost like it was opportunism instead of meaningful ideology.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I saw one of those “nostalgic atmosphere” videos called something like “it’s 2010 and you’re sipping on a juice box in the back of your mom’s car” and i just scromited up dust and bone fragments
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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everyone is losing their minds including the cameramen and announcers
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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just to be clear bad empanada is literally an Australian who whines about how 'the first world must pay' and that's why he's anti-union. If your guy is the freak shoveling Tim Tams in his mouth while sneering about collective bargaining being 'treat culture' you're too dumb to be trusted.
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I had to check that this is real and Trump actually posted this AI video of him saying everyone is getting medbed cards and yeah no he really did post this on truth social I don't even.................................................

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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It’s real: Speaker Johnson falsely claims Trump was FBI informant against Epstein (a Qanon conspiracy theory)
September 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I cannot think of a dumber thing you could say
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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"Woke and SJW Died."

-the Sages of Reddit

Bonus for @shuchancellor.online - Redditeur 2 says 'many latinos hate woke these days'. THE LATAM UNDERSTANDER HAS LOGGED THE FUCK ON!
September 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM