Furry Tim Allen
LightNews LightNews
banner
averagesizedperson.bsky.social
Furry Tim Allen
@averagesizedperson.bsky.social
180 followers 320 following 200 posts
AUWEGH?
Posts Replies Media Videos
averagesizedperson.bsky.social
🎶 ALABAMA 🎶
🎶 ARKANSAS 🎶
🎶 I DO LOVE MY MA AND PA 🎶
🎶 BUT NOT THE WAY THAT I DO LOVE YOU 🎶
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
headfallsoff.com
i like that "the entire economy relies on you learning how to use ai" and "the dollar might be six seconds away from total collapse because of greenland" are two concurrent discourses tonight. like ok man. what do you want me to do
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
My BITCH MOTHER sold 5 of my physical copies of Shyamalan's The Last Airbender (3 of my DVDs and 2 of my Blu-Rays), so I've been looking to find replacements. I've already been banned from every Goodwill in the area (I assaulted clerks who tried to sell me the stupid baby cartoon), I'll look online.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
unfortunately, i can no longer enjoy fantastic four: rise of the silver surfer, because too many nerds and normies are "rediscovering" it and not enjoying this epic text the right way. this does, however, mean that i can still enjoy fant4stic, because nerds hate it and that means it's good.
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
Mr. Mamdani please help us #RestoreTheShyamalanverse. It will provide many opportunities to South Asian actors.
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
I got a phone call asking me for my views on political issues. I told the surveyor that the number one most important thing in the world is for M. Night Shyamalan to make another Last Airbender movie and finish his trilogy. She laughed at me and hung up on me. More proof that we are oppressed.
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
More proof that Shyamalanverse fans are oppressed: there are no gifs of Shyamalan's masterpiece on Bluesky.
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
BEST MOVIES ASIDE FROM SHYAMALAN LAST AIRBENDER
1. AFTER EARTH
2. DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
3. FANT4STIC
4. EMILIA PEREZ
5. GREEN BOOK
6. STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
7. THE BIRTH OF A NATION (GENIUS SATIRE OF RACISM)
8. THE EMOJI MOVIE
9. DISASTER MOVIE
10. LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
djweedpizza.gobirds.online
Imagine if women’s basketball figured out this is where non insane people are talking about their sport
phillytradesman.bsky.social DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 23d
This is THE sports app btw.

Women’s College basketball, Unrivaled, NBA league pass slop, NFL, MLB hot stove rage, existential Philadelphia sports dread, it’s got it all.
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
thembo.bsky.social
It's so cool how every person I see "just asking questions" about numbers out of Gaza will eventually say something like this
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
magicariot.com
a story of Bluesky resisters in four lines
A screenshot of a Bluesky profile that reads: #bluecrew #fuckfascism #fucktrump Muted by "Thinks Being Gay or Trans is a Punchline"
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
foxglove.bsky.social
Imagine having about a decade of a golden age where transition was on average easier than it had been and likely will ever be again, bullying was actually pretty looked down on and intervened against, some (not all, but some) anti-discrimination stuff was effected, etc and being that. God.
foxglove.bsky.social male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · Nov 19
It's wild how many of the worst shit-stirrers in "queer discourse" lost all their suction and slinked away when Politics in the "stuff that happens in the actual world" sense got real. Almost like it was opportunism instead of meaningful ideology.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
quest64official.bsky.social
This is Terry the fat shark He hopes to accept this Prima official strategy guide for Quest 64 as a token of his friendship Terry will return with another gift next Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social
I saw one of those “nostalgic atmosphere” videos called something like “it’s 2010 and you’re sipping on a juice box in the back of your mom’s car” and i just scromited up dust and bone fragments
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
junlper.beer
incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
shakespeare.lol
[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
hanayanagi.kim
everyone is losing their minds including the cameramen and announcers
a close up of a fruit platter in the blue jays dugout. it is the top of the sixteenth inning.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
inkrypt.bsky.social
A video game character falling into a void of darkness with beams of light bursting out of him, the text box contains a quote from the character reading “Sephiroth " just wanna clarify that i'm not owned right now. yea u won or whatever but i'm not owned. im actually very calm rn"
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
queererthing.bsky.social
just to be clear bad empanada is literally an Australian who whines about how 'the first world must pay' and that's why he's anti-union. If your guy is the freak shoveling Tim Tams in his mouth while sneering about collective bargaining being 'treat culture' you're too dumb to be trusted.
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
miawong.bsky.social
I had to check that this is real and Trump actually posted this AI video of him saying everyone is getting medbed cards and yeah no he really did post this on truth social I don't even.................................................

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
alkapdc.bsky.social Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · Sep 28
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
internethippo.bsky.social
We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
10-5.bsky.social
It’s real: Speaker Johnson falsely claims Trump was FBI informant against Epstein (a Qanon conspiracy theory)
September 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
screamerjim.bsky.social
I cannot think of a dumber thing you could say
unusualwhales.bsky.social Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · Sep 5
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Furry Tim Allen
alsvid.bsky.social
"Woke and SJW Died."

-the Sages of Reddit

Bonus for @shuchancellor.online - Redditeur 2 says 'many latinos hate woke these days'. THE LATAM UNDERSTANDER HAS LOGGED THE FUCK ON!
Back r/decadeology icon Go to decadeology r/decadeology • 9 mo. ago asion611 Is 2022 the year of Social Jutice Movement dead? Discussion 💭🗯️ I feel so Metoo, BLM, Cancel Culture, and many social justice movements died in all 2022 after a year of Biden taking office. Upvote 203 Downvote 320 Go to comments Share Join the conversation Sort by: Best Search Comments Expand comment search Comments Section u/getdafkout666 avatar getdafkout666 • 9mo ago I think it died before then honestly. 2021 was the year I noticed the shift. Mainstream media took a very sudden center right shift right about then. BLM died when the national movement was found to be embezzling funds and the hood stopped fucking with them. The failure to stop Trump from being elected is a testament to just how little it accomplished track me Upvote 310 Downvote Reply reply Award Share Do you think millennials created the sjw/woke? That all happened in 2016. Discussion 💭🗯️ I remember that all started from manly college kids at the time and millennials were at college at the time. Or do you think it was made by the elites and was just pushed on the public? Edit: at the time (2017) people used the word S.J.W way more, it's only currently everyone uses the word "woke" and nobody uses SJW anymore. I'm guessing because it's easier and simpler to say. You can use the word "woke" in more context, phrases and sentences that you can't with sjw. The word SJW in the late 2010s, was more popular it was even in tv shows. The amazing world of Gumball even had a whole episode around people who were SJW's. Woke also has an ideology and philosophy around it. While sjw is more of what a person is. For example an object or item can be wokish but you can't you use that same phrase for sjw. "Sjw-ish" it just doesn't flow off the tounge and doesn't really make sense. S.J.W stands for Soical Justice Warrior Edit 2: woke is absolutely a thing and real. I'm sick of people on the far left. Saying woke was invented by right wing people. People on the right want unity, people on the right like minorities. Just look at a crowd in a trump rally. You will see people who black, Hispanic and Asian. I'm sick of this old lie that people on the right are nazis who hate minorities. Many many people who are minorities are right wing.
September 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM