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Audrey, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🛼
@audreycious.bsky.social
GenX punker trans woman. Final Girl. May be a synth.

Libertarian Socialist. Antifascist AF. I am 3 stoned & angry opossums in a trench coat.

Kind, not nice. Queen of hot takes for high stakes. Part-time NSFW creator.

Trans/SW rights or no deal.
Pinned
This is your obligatory reminder that Aggretsuko is my spirit animal.
Ugh. Wish my brain would stop trying to destroy me. It's getting better at that.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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you should go out of your way to use your trans friends' names when you talk to them

they chose their names and they feel it in their chests when they hear or see it

we waited our whole lives to hear our real names and it doesn't get old
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I mean... suddenly The Diddler on the Roof's hatred of Hillary makes sense if there was a little bipartisan action happening behind the scenes but *man* do I wish I had some Brain-O after that mental image.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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society watched them do the beta version of this tactic by stomping down on lesbians/gays to cover for the homophobic senators looking for hookups in airport bathrooms and didn't even bat an eye when they repurposed that narrative to trans people
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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In their ideal society, wealthy men can prey upon young women and children, without consequence. And less wealthy men can prey upon trans people, without consequence.

It's not hypocrisy that they instantly started defending Epstein, it's consistency. Both are necessary parts of their ideal world
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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For one thing, bodily autonomy is bodily autonomy. Children's rights are children's rights.

Rejecting both is essential to allow men like Epstein to exist, so they reject both. It's not them being hypocritical, it's them being consistent.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Megyn Kelly, who is a danger to her children, is being perfectly consistent by simultaneously declaring trans people innate sexual predators *and* defending the world's most famous sexual predator.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Bullying is encouraged to keep those with power in positions of power. Bullying was actively encouraged when I was at school. Terms like "Man up" and "toughen up lad" all perpetuate the idea that being sensitive is weak and "tough" is good. This promotes bullying, not fucking phones!
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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"On average, the rate of patients receiving opioid prescriptions fell by 16% in states that had legalized medical cannabis."

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?
Take that Sacklers, fentanyl, and China.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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BOTH of my Senators (WA)!

Do they have any idea how much TAX REVENUE this brings in?!?

You ID1OTS!!!

@murray.senate.gov
@cantwell.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They say that any civilization is eight days of missed meals away from violent unrest.

We are on day 10. Let that sink in for a moment.

Things fall apart. The centre is not holding.
We're being starved. We're being driven homeless. We're being abducted. We're being silenced. We were made complicit in a genocide. We're being lied to and abused.

We can't let them keep doing this to us.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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We're being starved. We're being driven homeless. We're being abducted. We're being silenced. We were made complicit in a genocide. We're being lied to and abused.

We can't let them keep doing this to us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Everything is more expensive. We're losing our healthcare or being driven into poverty. We're being thrown into concentration camps and deported without due process. We're losing our bodily autonomy. We're losing our free speech. We're losing our jobs to A.I. climate change is being ignored.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This is insanity. People are being pushed to the brink, here. The Democrats had their chance to actually stand up to the Republicans, force them to take responsibility for their actions, and they caved.

If things don't get better, soon? I wouldnt be surprised to see full blown riots.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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“The MSNBC liberals are saying things irl that will get you banned on Bluesky“ is one of the few silver linings of this current crop of failures.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: Democrats are not your friends. At best they are a controlled opposition party; at worst they are actively complicit in the deaths of millions of Americans.

This whole thing has been part of the kayfabe from the start.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Anyone else as tired of living a no-win scenario as I am?

We’re in one because for all of my fifty years we have let them set the rules of the game.

It’s time to change the rules, whether the rich like it or not, and if not, we’ll…

…I could eat, how about you?
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Anyone else feel like the purpose of government is to provide for common defense, ensure everyone has a basic and acceptable standard of living, and otherwise get the fuck out of the way and let people live their lives as they choose, so long as they cause no harm by doing so?
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Buckle up, everyone. The Balkanization of the United States begins today.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sitting in a Fred Meyer parking lot, waiting for the hubs to return with the results of a tactical grocery strike, and feeling kinda like the folks from “Prince of Darkness” when everyone on the street just stares at them.
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Literally her
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I've changed my mind. I used to want shapeshifting a superpower. No longer.

Now, I want the ability to "Freaky Friday" ppl with each other. Maybe if they had to deal with crippling depression, ADHD, and an anatomy that feels vaguely fucking alien on a good day, they'd unclench.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Welp.

Long covid diagnosis confirmed.

The next year to 18 months is gonna suck.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM