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Dana the Roommate
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Dana, Aster, Asterix >> First-time human >> ey/em or have fun with it >> elsewhere: @asterkallium
well i've never had any problems with a tiffany. actually you just sound kinda mean
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Featuring a trans woman so prominently at his inauguration like this was an absolutely baller move by Zohran
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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[0011744] Crash to desktop after "strike the earth!"
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
the time-honored tradition of using the bookstore receipt as a bookmark
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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Truly Universal Outlet

xkcd.com/3186/
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the other thing about those liberal current events–only reply accounts (you know the ones) is they also seem eager to follow me, someone who never posts politics, if i post at all
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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[0008248] 4 nobles in a mead hall, one of them can't be explained
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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🕴️White smoke is rising from the House of the Levitating Man. This can only mean one thing.

Stay tuned for the announcement this week as we ring in the Solstice of the Levitating Man. 🌕
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
for christmas i want @cabletwo.net to reach 1000 followers on twitch.tv/cabletwo
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Merry Christmas from our family to yours ❤️💚✨
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Comedy Bang Bang - Smoke Weed Everyday
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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when you're out in space and you pick up a garbled transmission it's important you don't draw too many conclusions from the parts that aren't garbled cause a lot of the time what's in those garbled parts really bites you in the ass
November 24, 2023 at 6:30 AM
coming back to bluesky was fun for a bit there but i remember why i stopped checking in now
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Finally decided to put up my Christmas Tree. Better late than never 🎄🌟
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Sad Robot Girls
🤖😢
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Obviously, this is amazing BUT the thing I love most, is that it's directly poking fun at the desire/fetish to overanimate overlapping action & smears.

Asking someone of James Baxter's calibre to *intentionally* do this (as well as mess up the spacing on a bounce) is funny in the nerdiest way.
James Baxter’s 2D animation in ‘The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball’ new episode.
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
finished Feet of Clay and out of new books >:( who did this
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
saw a post that said "billions" instead of "millions" and now my whole mood is ruined. and no, no one in the replies had corrected it
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Listened to 4’33”. Perfect. No notes
December 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Tending to a Memory
October 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM