El Gato Astronomico
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My kingdom for a reporter that says “Good morning and welcome to the show Speaker Johnson. Before we continue, I would like us to watch the following clip” and then play the video so that there is no ‘I didn’t see it’ possible
Giving him bizarre fish eyes worked so well
Have you uh seen the other one
The President of the United States has the temperament of an eighth grader and vocally hates more than half of all Americans. Man as pessimistic as I’ve ever been i didn’t think I’d ever see this
Ugh every line of this headline makes me want to die
There’s so many on my feed, honestly I wish I could filter them out, no offense animal people
I don’t have an M key on my phone
Learned that the cash register ring nose is actually the Sonic ring sound because Sammy manufactured some pos systems and could use it because of the partnership
You’ll scoop up reporters too if you do that. Matt Novak is following some of them for instance
Have we entered the ‘no one can pitch’ set of innings
It’s when you have the little hole in the middle of your belly
2045: A smiling silver haired ohtani signs the papers that unite Japan and California as a new, single nation
Republicans are understood to be awful people, so it is allowed
Ah that’s definitely Yeshua ben Yosef, born somewhere north of Stockholm
The circles was such a good idea, i loved the concept of posting only for groups i designated
It has introduced an interesting situation, normally all politicians have to declare they love and want to kiss all cops, but now they’ve created a wedge there that hasn’t existed for a long time
The Brewers were losing almost the entire time in the last two games
You just can’t say you don’t love America or directly quote Charlie squirt, but other than that
So many Americans have moved to Mexico City it’s caused a bit of a row