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oh worm?
Pinned
Ima feel real dumb buying this ram when the bubble pops in six months and they start giving sticks away with like a can of monster
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The ROI on the Corona Feliz Navidad commercial has to be astronomical
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m in love with the bimzelx girl
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Only guy on site today. Gonna pull a little maneuver called ‘2 hour lunch’
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Okay just watched episode one of Pluribus and it may be one of the best zombie metaphors I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Okay, what actor plays Elon in the inevitable movie they’ll make about him? And why does it seem like they’ll almost certainly wait until he’s dead
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
[ssx 3 voice]
SUPER
UBER
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“You gotta hear this!” [Johnny B Goode plays over phone]
Toad hurried back to the river.

“Frog,” he shouted, “it’s me. It’s your best friend, Toad!”
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*jerks your chicken*
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Genuinely insane remote included with my LED matrix panel
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Anyone spreading or promoting medical disinformation/homeopathy/quackery will be remanded to a reeducation facility where they will go through a first year medical school. They will not be allowed to leave until they pass a test. If they are caught again, they are executed publicly by the state
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The Goonies was on a tv at the pub, no sound. The first time I’d seen any of it since, well, the 80s. I thought one of the characters was Anthony Michael Hall doing a boy George kind of thing but it was the lovely Martha Plimpton. I wonder if she gave anyone Gender Feelings back then
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lol it is almost ninety degrees downtown
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A better world is possible. A better world is necessary.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s good and cool all tv ads are now
- medicine (ask your doctor if you need it?)
- sports betting
- scam thing
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
me when I have two study halls in my class schedule
there’s is no effective upper limit to how many times i can watch this in a row
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I need like three bloody marys
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ah the faint dark splotch on the sidewalk the size and shape of a barf. A symbol of a good Halloween night
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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As the white majority in the US gets slimmer, hardcore racists are exploiting the downward mobility of politically influential middle-class whites by blaming encroaching pluralism rather than exhausted capitalism. This lets them obscure the exploitation of nonwhite people and impede solidarity.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Feet are the hands of the legs
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Love getting what I can only describe as ‘anxiety dry vomit heaves’ now
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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perhaps it was a mistake to give unlimited funding to a rogue, armed, far right police force
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My campaign for office in shambles after pictures surface of my full back piece of Bubsy 3D
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Autumn has been canceled. It is being replaced with ‘Later Summer’
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM