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hi, I'm kimber/aria!
she/her 36yo sapphic
easily startled horror enthusiast
ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier
asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸
aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫
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we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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we love the
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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busy patch day for the static
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"skate canada will no longer host major events in alberta-"
???
"- due to the province's restrictions on transgender athletes [...] failing to meet the standards for safety and inclusivity"
😌👏👏👏👏👏
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I would love one day this month where I don't take myself out at work somehow
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 AM
the new bisexual flag looks great
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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This handy flowchart is for any fellow cis people out there who have someone in their lives who come out to them as trans.
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
where's drakengard 4
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I just think it would be cool to replace the lower half of my body from the waist down with cybernetic spider legs
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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. . . Ebenezer Splooge would be such a good drag king name
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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congratulations landlords
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I was starting to panic a little because of how far behind I was feeling with all my typical chrimbo stuff but then I found out I'm still ahead of schedule because I have until the 11th to send all my cards out for where most of them are going yayyy
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really hope this fight is like raktapaska it would be infuriating (positive) (until)
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm so fucking gutted about eurovision
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
hmm. okay, pandora
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
making the app switch so that's a wrap on wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM