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A person wearing a cap labeled "thinking cap" has an extra smug Dreamworks facial expression and, pointing backwards, says "this fucking sucks actually". The thing they're pointing at is a hot dog wearing shades and a backward baseball cap riding a skateboard, which is labeled "literal coolest thing ever"
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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dougexeter.bsky.social
cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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kimkelly.bsky.social
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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mikerugnetta.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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kimischilling.bsky.social
If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison
broadwaybabyto.bsky.social Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 3d
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
assignedconor.bsky.social
is Jon Arbuckle the stupidest character in the history of fiction?
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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jacobgeller.com
the olympics (organization) is basically evil but the olympics (concept, performances) are some of the best shit we as humans do
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
assignedconor.bsky.social
if you’re still actively using Elon Musk’s X — a website with a built-in CSAM generator — the only reason you never associated with Jeffrey Epstein is because you weren’t wealthy enough
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
assignedconor.bsky.social
I've memorized which letters correspond to which words in the NATO phonetic alphabet. if someone says "alfa", I know that means A. if someone says "tango", I know that means T. if someone says "x-ray", I know that means X. I'm just that good
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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segirly.perfectgra.de
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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mickeykuhns.bsky.social
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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theonion.com
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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lostbaggle.bsky.social
NO FUCKING WAY
Luigi Mangione at Magfest 2020. He's sitting at a chair in an expo hall, playing video games with a guy wearing a spider-man shirt
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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junlper.beer
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
Ruminations on that DHS Penguin Tweet
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
assignedconor.bsky.social
"1985" if it was just a guy listing Beatles singles:

They did Lady Madonna,
I Feel Fine, I Wanna
Hold Your Hand and Please Please Me,
Help!, Yesterday, and Let it Be
And Hey Jude, She Loves You,
A Hard Day’s Night, Love Me Do,
And they did Ticket to Ride
In 19
19
1965
January 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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gregolear.bsky.social
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
Wow, yeah, reddit.com/r/all is a remarkable tapestry of fuck ICE posts
r/LivestreamFail 8h Join Asmongold on the ICE shooting: "There needs to be accountability or this is the Gestapo" r/DesignPorn 7h Comic Sans has entered the chat. Join • .• FOR THE LOVE DE KATURE FUCK r/NFCNorthMemeWar 1h LIONS However... Join • •• The r/climbing 8h ICU nurse Alex Pretti, killed by ICE agents in Minneapolis today Join 个 66.1k D 572 r/AccidentalRenaissance 5h The Marine 呼 71 Join 20
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Allen, who were arrested and charged after a demonstration at a Minnesota church, have been released
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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joshuaeakle.com
Holy crap.

This is the most damning video yet.

It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.

Murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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jejuorange.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Improbably Compatible #oldknees
Two crows are flying in front of a gray-blue sky. One says to the other "Do you think we're best friends in other universes too?" The second panel splits into a three by three grid of different reactions of "Um"s and "Well"s from the second crow, in a multiverse sort of way. The third panel is further split again by three, so there are nine by nine squares of the same two crows flying together, the only distinction between the squares is a different sky colour. In the fourth panel, the square are again divided by three so there are now 27 by 27 filling the panel. We can see now that there is a greater pattern emerging from the colours of each square, a pixelated form is starting to emerge. In the fifth panel, the many many squares of different universes is reminiscent of a painting using pointillism, which each dot of colour represent one of many thousands of realities. We can see now very clearly that the pixelated forms are the two crows, flying in front of a gray-blue sky. We return to the visual resolution as we saw in the first panel, as if no time has passed at all. The second crow responds "It doesn't seem likely".
July 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Finished is better than terrible #oldknees
A crow kicks a small ball of snow. They then start rolling it into a larger ball while saying "trust the process...". They kick more snow into a pile and stick a branch in repeating "trust the process" to itself. They place small stones. They say "Phew!" and stand back to look at its creation, which we see now is a mess of a project that looks somewhat like a melted bird. The final panel the crow says "haha it's terrible".
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM