Assem khaled
@assemkhaled400.bsky.social
-Doctor
-love football/F1/coffee/comics/podcasts
-True crime nerd
-INTP
-avoid politics (shitshow)
-love football/F1/coffee/comics/podcasts
-True crime nerd
-INTP
-avoid politics (shitshow)
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Tulip says. HI
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Tulip says. HI
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Resting a half eaten protein bar on top of an old fashioned glass like like an old timey mob boss with a cigar
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Resting a half eaten protein bar on top of an old fashioned glass like like an old timey mob boss with a cigar
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One of my favourite things to do is re-watch movies & tv shows I’ve already seen
Nothing is more stressful than watching something for the first time
Nothing is more stressful than watching something for the first time
November 26, 2024 at 10:32 AM
One of my favourite things to do is re-watch movies & tv shows I’ve already seen
Nothing is more stressful than watching something for the first time
Nothing is more stressful than watching something for the first time
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buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
November 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
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i made adobo chicken for dinner that was so spicy my family can now see the curvature of the earth
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
i made adobo chicken for dinner that was so spicy my family can now see the curvature of the earth
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me: i need to transfer a blender file to my desktop
my ADHD: what i'm hearing is we need a dedicated home file server
me: that sounds reasonable
my ADHD: what i'm hearing is we need a dedicated home file server
me: that sounds reasonable
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
me: i need to transfer a blender file to my desktop
my ADHD: what i'm hearing is we need a dedicated home file server
me: that sounds reasonable
my ADHD: what i'm hearing is we need a dedicated home file server
me: that sounds reasonable
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It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
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Whenever I see Tom Cruise in a film I'm amazed none of the other characters mention how much his character looks like the actor Tom Cruise.
November 25, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Whenever I see Tom Cruise in a film I'm amazed none of the other characters mention how much his character looks like the actor Tom Cruise.
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bluesky is still struggling to be a place where i can hear about breaking news and, maybe more importantly, breaking memes. it has its own memes for sure, but it is, for better or worse, detached from a broader internet culture, and i'm hoping that will change
November 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM
bluesky is still struggling to be a place where i can hear about breaking news and, maybe more importantly, breaking memes. it has its own memes for sure, but it is, for better or worse, detached from a broader internet culture, and i'm hoping that will change
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I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
November 24, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
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Chocolate is much better with….more chocolate.
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Chocolate is much better with….more chocolate.
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Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.
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My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
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Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.
November 25, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.
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grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
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watched fincher's THE GAME for the first time today and, uh, this is the craziest hollywood movie i've seen in a long time? at no point did i have any idea where it was going.
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM
watched fincher's THE GAME for the first time today and, uh, this is the craziest hollywood movie i've seen in a long time? at no point did i have any idea where it was going.
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It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.🎅
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.🎅