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Ben Lyman
@benrunsalot.bsky.social
THE Ohio State University Alum. Runner. Military Historian. Army. Former West Point Prof. Current 10th Mountaineer. Dad of 4.

Frequently seen doing intel work in the present. Occasionally seen studying intel work of the past.
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I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.

Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.

Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
Even after the $1,776 payment I’m still in the red for my trip to the southern border.

Ben loses again, as is tradition.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Checks are on the way? Well hurry up I got a car note.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Can’t wait to serve in the J-2 at JTF-War!
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December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Army football don’t blow a game in the fourth quarter challenge: impossible.
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just realized I forgot to use AI yesterday at work.

I will now commit ritualistic seppuku.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Julian Sayin won’t win the Heisman because the Buckeyes lost the B1G Championship but in a down year for the Heisman race it should probably matter that only one candidate just set the single season record for pass completion percentage by a whole ass percentage point.
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The enemy cannot input prompts into the AI if you disable his hand!
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What if I could work on behalf of the US government, get rich off bloated contracts, AND get the 10% discount at Home Depot?
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You can thank me for my service I’ve been a proud beta tester since my Counter Strike days.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve been blousing my pants over my boots for 18 years and honestly I just think it’s a silly way to dress.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Raising children is incredibly stressful but sometimes it comes in handy like when you need someone to rush your an emergency roll of TP while you’re in your most vulnerable state of being.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
the last time Ohio state lost a game 13-10 they went on to the greatest four game run in college football history.

Just a bump in the road.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fucking kickers man
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Holding is a penalty that can be called on occasion.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fourth quarter. Let’s go Bucks.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ugh
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
He got the first.
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The ting ting ting ting of sword fights in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are easily among my favorite cinematic sounds.
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Silly cold.
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The irony is those drugs were more likely than not going to be smuggled into the US via a land or sea port of entry and seized by CBP.

Drug trade is all about volume after all.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Who would have thought boasting about UAS strikes would have backfired.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
RIP king
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I made post card-sized thank you notes for my colleagues that root for Michigan.

Coach Day said win with humility! 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM