🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴
@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com
Like most, I'm guessing, I'm here to escape the toxicity of X, while attempting to understand WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Trying to keep my head above water. Alum @KamalaHarris. Opinions R my own.
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Raise your hand if you need a little pause from life and its stress. A little wine, 5 million dollars, a flat stomach and your own island, perhaps? I can't provide you with any of that, but how about a laugh or two? If you enjoy my humor, click here👇 and subscribe.😉
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![[Tweet, tweet, chirp chirp] "Do you hear that birdsong, Eva? Isn't it beautitul? [Bird is actually saying, "Get the f#ck out of my tree, Larry, you a$$hole, or I will peck your f#cking eye out!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:grfpb4tlwdca4kkl2ffvpjy3/bafkreic45nyacbyknstl42e6cy7c52h4y4ozzgmuchznkggru4eo626gfy@jpeg)
Today's Housekeeping Tip:
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today's Housekeeping Tip:
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
If you hate cleaning your bathroom, imagine you're covering up a crime. It'll go way faster, be much cleaner, and it's excellent experience for the future.
#IWatchTooMuchDateline @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
#ThisIsTheStuffIThinkAboutHelpMe
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Me: Ugh. I'm so full, I'm not gonna eat for days.
Also me: Are those brownies
Also me: Are those brownies
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me: Ugh. I'm so full, I'm not gonna eat for days.
Also me: Are those brownies
Also me: Are those brownies
"I'm still a thug," I whisper to myself after the can of biscuits popped and made my soul leave my body
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I'm still a thug," I whisper to myself after the can of biscuits popped and made my soul leave my body
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
Seems as if my predictions are as logical as anyone's so...
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Spread the Joy: My Predictions For the Rest of 2025
In case you were wondering where my mindset is about now, (since obviously everything logical is off the table):
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November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Seems as if my predictions are as logical as anyone's so...
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This is your reminder that people suck and you're going to be irritated today.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is your reminder that people suck and you're going to be irritated today.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start.
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start.
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy.
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy.
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Me: I'm manifesting abundance.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: I'm manifesting abundance.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
The older I get, the more I find myself involuntarily hissing like a vampire when I walk out into the bright sun.
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The older I get, the more I find myself involuntarily hissing like a vampire when I walk out into the bright sun.
(Ew. It all makes sense now.)
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
(Ew. It all makes sense now.)
I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
I just voted YES on PROP 50, because my voice is my power. @governor.ca.gov #YesOnProp50 #CaliforniaStrong
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just voted YES on PROP 50, because my voice is my power. @governor.ca.gov #YesOnProp50 #CaliforniaStrong
I think we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers:
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I think we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers:
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
I didn't wake up today to be average.
I woke up because I had to pee.
I woke up because I had to pee.
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I didn't wake up today to be average.
I woke up because I had to pee.
I woke up because I had to pee.
Grocery List:
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Grocery List:
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee