🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴
@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com
Like most, I'm guessing, I'm here to escape the toxicity of X, while attempting to understand WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Trying to keep my head above water. Alum @KamalaHarris. Opinions R my own.
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Seems as if my predictions are as logical as anyone's so...
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Spread the Joy: My Predictions For the Rest of 2025
In case you were wondering where my mindset is about now, (since obviously everything logical is off the table):
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November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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This is your reminder that people suck and you're going to be irritated today.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is your reminder that people suck and you're going to be irritated today.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
Do what you gotta do. Just stay out of jail...I don't have money for bail.
I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start.
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start.
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Someone hand me the defibrillator.
#YESPROP50
Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
March to that ballot box and make your voice heard.
When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙
Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does.
#VoteDemToday
California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy.
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy.
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.)
#Prop50VoteYes
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Me: I'm manifesting abundance.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: I'm manifesting abundance.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.
The older I get, the more I find myself involuntarily hissing like a vampire when I walk out into the bright sun.
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The older I get, the more I find myself involuntarily hissing like a vampire when I walk out into the bright sun.
(Ew. It all makes sense now.)
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
(Ew. It all makes sense now.)
I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.
I just voted YES on PROP 50, because my voice is my power. @governor.ca.gov #YesOnProp50 #CaliforniaStrong
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just voted YES on PROP 50, because my voice is my power. @governor.ca.gov #YesOnProp50 #CaliforniaStrong
I think we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers:
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I think we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers:
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."
I didn't wake up today to be average.
I woke up because I had to pee.
I woke up because I had to pee.
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I didn't wake up today to be average.
I woke up because I had to pee.
I woke up because I had to pee.
Grocery List:
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Grocery List:
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee
No Thrones. No Crowns. #NoKings.
On October 18, we rise. Not to protect a broken system, but to protect each other.
We do not bow to power.
We build people power.
social.demcast.com/s/ZIOWttVg
On October 18, we rise. Not to protect a broken system, but to protect each other.
We do not bow to power.
We build people power.
social.demcast.com/s/ZIOWttVg
October 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No Thrones. No Crowns. #NoKings.
On October 18, we rise. Not to protect a broken system, but to protect each other.
We do not bow to power.
We build people power.
social.demcast.com/s/ZIOWttVg
On October 18, we rise. Not to protect a broken system, but to protect each other.
We do not bow to power.
We build people power.
social.demcast.com/s/ZIOWttVg
Oscar the Grouch has a cousin named Cynthia the Complainer who's a vegan and lives in a recycling bin.
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October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oscar the Grouch has a cousin named Cynthia the Complainer who's a vegan and lives in a recycling bin.
Does lifting things with your teeth make you rich?
Nope.
Does it get you into Guinness?
Sometimes.
Does it earn you the eternal respect of people who can't open pickle jars?
Absolutely.
New (free) post just dropped here 👇🏻
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Nope.
Does it get you into Guinness?
Sometimes.
Does it earn you the eternal respect of people who can't open pickle jars?
Absolutely.
New (free) post just dropped here 👇🏻
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Strong Man
I’d like you to meet Ashraf Mahrous (AKA Kabonga), Egypt’s 44-year-old strongman.
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October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Does lifting things with your teeth make you rich?
Nope.
Does it get you into Guinness?
Sometimes.
Does it earn you the eternal respect of people who can't open pickle jars?
Absolutely.
New (free) post just dropped here 👇🏻
open.substack.com/pub/kathrynk...
Nope.
Does it get you into Guinness?
Sometimes.
Does it earn you the eternal respect of people who can't open pickle jars?
Absolutely.
New (free) post just dropped here 👇🏻
open.substack.com/pub/kathrynk...
Whatever is the opposite of "has their shit together."
I'm that.
I'm that.
October 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Whatever is the opposite of "has their shit together."
I'm that.
I'm that.
I'm really surprised my kid's first words weren't, "nice turn signal, asshole."
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm really surprised my kid's first words weren't, "nice turn signal, asshole."