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Chad A. Griffiths
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This is a job for Chad
Oh he's got a much bigger D to start a beef with.
The way I see it, Bad Bunny has about a month to start beef with Drake
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I remain convinced DOGE was a massive, planetary scale data exfiltration scheme and that Palantir has it all now
Musk's people infiltrated the GSA technology arm early on and demanded root-level access to computer systems, trying to circumvent normal security procedures. Here's one example where they pushed so hard they forced someone to resign rather than give in.

Why did they do this?
Musk Ally Demands Admin Access to System That Lets Government Text the Public
A worker resigned in protest rather than giving Thomas Shedd access to Notify.gov, which they said would allow him to see "all personally identifiable information moving through the Notiy system, incl...
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
On the upside it seems Karoline Leavitt finally did something to get thrown in prison for when the reckoning comes.
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Worst Bond girl name ever.
Um. It’s on the government website
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Nah this is just Big Balls in disguise
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Every other guy online is a debate pervert who gets paid like $750k a year by the Liberty Flame Institute LLC, which nobody has ever heard of, to alternate between saying that the age of consent is too high and that puberty blockers "destroy fertility."
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hegseth is what happens when you let people who peaked in high school run things.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They sincerely think dismantling democracy is a winning strategy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I can only tell what I want. Like a film noir set in the bowels of Coruscant. Or a prestige Trek show set on the Enterprise XCV-330 😇
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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While I'm dictating what movies to make, I would also demand the greatest crossover event in movie history.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I regret to tell you that Donald Trump is a practitioner of huanjing bunao in order that women do not steal his vital energy.
The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The incapacity of the Navy to follow a project through is a national embarrassment.
news.usni.org/2025/11/25/n...
Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program - USNI News
This post has been updated with a statement from Fincantieri The Navy is walking away from the Constellation-class frigate program to focus on new classes of warships the service can build faster, Sec...
news.usni.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This Thanksgiving, ask everyone around the table what they are doing to elevate Alan Dershowitz.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Psych majors gotta psych.
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Holy shit we're Phillip K. Dick'ing folks en masse
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest survivor of The Tulsa Race Massacre passed away. Let’s honor her memory by remembering her story
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The funniest thing about that Bari Weiss “elevate Alan Dershowitz” thing is if you google him and choose “video,” the man has not exactly been a recluse.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We need a lot more single topic Bluesky accounts.
The New York Times? They get lucky, sometimes. You want the real scoop, you check the hot sheets: people with single topic Bluesky accounts.
What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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My fav Shakespeare thing is how Henry IV part 2 starts with Majel Barrett Roddenberry saying, "Previously on Henry IV..." and there's a clip reel ending with Hotspur yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT."

Then Majel's voice: "And now, the conclusion."
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM