💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
@asholeyadams.bsky.social
The most annoying person you’ve ever met
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Just spent $5 to play Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other at my local Elks Lodge while I am sitting at home on my couch just for funsies.
I want to be swipe my debit card without having to consult two bank accounts, a spreadsheet, and the calendar first rich.
I want to be replace things as soon as they break/wear out rich.
I want to be buy 4 new tires at a time rich
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I want to be swipe my debit card without having to consult two bank accounts, a spreadsheet, and the calendar first rich.
Dear god. My stupid post is up to 2,090 likes. 🙃😂
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dear god. My stupid post is up to 2,090 likes. 🙃😂
Who’re you calling PORK CHOP? Meatloaf.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Who’re you calling PORK CHOP? Meatloaf.
This cracker barrel is full of sad Chiefs fans.
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This cracker barrel is full of sad Chiefs fans.
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
Saw Get Out for the first time with my friend in LA at a $0.25 theater where we were the only white people. I wish I could remember the name of the theater but it was super old school. The area it was in was decorated for a Christmas movie in June which I found fun.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Saw Get Out for the first time with my friend in LA at a $0.25 theater where we were the only white people. I wish I could remember the name of the theater but it was super old school. The area it was in was decorated for a Christmas movie in June which I found fun.
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The morning that Cmdr. Elizabeth Nakagawa was scheduled to have a D&C to remove fetal tissue after losing a very wanted pregnancy, she learned the surgery had been canceled because the military’s health insurance plan refused to pay for it.
(Published Dec. 2024)
(Published Dec. 2024)
A Coast Guard Commander Miscarried. She Nearly Died After Being Denied Care.
U.S. service members have long faced strict limits on abortions, even when used to resolve miscarriages. Under federal law, the military will only pay for abortions in cases of rape, incest or to save...
www.propublica.org
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The morning that Cmdr. Elizabeth Nakagawa was scheduled to have a D&C to remove fetal tissue after losing a very wanted pregnancy, she learned the surgery had been canceled because the military’s health insurance plan refused to pay for it.
(Published Dec. 2024)
(Published Dec. 2024)
Today my boss very earnestly recommended that I read a book by Bill Oreilly and said that his books were very well written and weren’t politically slanted at all. 🙃🙃🙃
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Today my boss very earnestly recommended that I read a book by Bill Oreilly and said that his books were very well written and weren’t politically slanted at all. 🙃🙃🙃
Cannot wait for the Costco in Lees Summit to open so that hopefully the one in Independence isn’t so god damn busy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Cannot wait for the Costco in Lees Summit to open so that hopefully the one in Independence isn’t so god damn busy.
Here’s my face.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here’s my face.
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What I mean is: When people throw out little lifelines, grab them. Have lunch with the mutual who’s visiting your city and reaches out. Get on those Christmas card lists. Take people up on their offers. Connections don’t have to be deep to be important.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What I mean is: When people throw out little lifelines, grab them. Have lunch with the mutual who’s visiting your city and reaches out. Get on those Christmas card lists. Take people up on their offers. Connections don’t have to be deep to be important.
Trying not to spiral about it but my mom started her phone call off with me this evening that she’s starting to show early signs of Alzheimer’s.. which both of her grandparents died of and would’ve taken her dad too if his heart hadn’t given out first.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Trying not to spiral about it but my mom started her phone call off with me this evening that she’s starting to show early signs of Alzheimer’s.. which both of her grandparents died of and would’ve taken her dad too if his heart hadn’t given out first.
I am absolutely obsessed with this emo axolotl I got for the 14 year old. He has a lotl feelings. 😂
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am absolutely obsessed with this emo axolotl I got for the 14 year old. He has a lotl feelings. 😂
Parallel playing with @rabidcadaver.bsky.social. 💖
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Parallel playing with @rabidcadaver.bsky.social. 💖
Gonna need to block all songs about soldiers dying from my Spotify now that my baby cousin shipped out yesterday to be a fire jumper in the Marines. 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gonna need to block all songs about soldiers dying from my Spotify now that my baby cousin shipped out yesterday to be a fire jumper in the Marines. 😭😭😭
Just thinking about how last year one of my favorite neighbors used her four wheeler with a snow plow on the front to plow all of the sidewalks on the street other than the houses that had Trump signs out front. It still makes me giggle.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just thinking about how last year one of my favorite neighbors used her four wheeler with a snow plow on the front to plow all of the sidewalks on the street other than the houses that had Trump signs out front. It still makes me giggle.
Had to run to Aldi for a last minute ingredient for tomorrow that I’d forgot about and while standing in line three separate people either had to put food back or cancel their whole order because they didn’t have enough money and their cards declined declined. My heart hurts.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Had to run to Aldi for a last minute ingredient for tomorrow that I’d forgot about and while standing in line three separate people either had to put food back or cancel their whole order because they didn’t have enough money and their cards declined declined. My heart hurts.
I painted this.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I painted this.
‼️ MAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLL TIIIIIMMMEEE ‼️
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
‼️ MAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLL TIIIIIMMMEEE ‼️
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
I’m all for public breast feeding if that’s what you choose, but breastfeeding a grown ass toddler in the family hot tub at a children’s water park is most certainly a choice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m all for public breast feeding if that’s what you choose, but breastfeeding a grown ass toddler in the family hot tub at a children’s water park is most certainly a choice.
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
Sometimes having big ole knockers is a real pain but sometimes you can stick your frozen uncrustables under them and they’ll be defrosted in no time so it all evens out.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sometimes having big ole knockers is a real pain but sometimes you can stick your frozen uncrustables under them and they’ll be defrosted in no time so it all evens out.
🙃🙃🙃 Just found out my company is switching insurances AGAIN. Apparently I was one of the only people who liked it. Paid $0 for primary visits and $15 for therapy visits and my premiums are not crazy. This is the 4th change in 6 years. 🙃🙃🙃
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🙃🙃🙃 Just found out my company is switching insurances AGAIN. Apparently I was one of the only people who liked it. Paid $0 for primary visits and $15 for therapy visits and my premiums are not crazy. This is the 4th change in 6 years. 🙃🙃🙃
If anyone wants to add me my trainer code is: 974766924540 💖💖💖
👉🏻👈🏻 would any of you like to be friends with me on Pokémon Go?
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If anyone wants to add me my trainer code is: 974766924540 💖💖💖