"It's all for you, Damien!"
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"It's all for you, Damien!"
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Walmart sells something that claims to be a 'banana cleaner'. The description is a weird work of genius, including boasting '120 minutes on a single charge, which meets daily use' and explaining 'just wipe it with a towel'.
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Walmart sells something that claims to be a 'banana cleaner'. The description is a weird work of genius, including boasting '120 minutes on a single charge, which meets daily use' and explaining 'just wipe it with a towel'.
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i know one view is that "they don't intend to lose power" but i honestly think this gives them way too much credit.
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i know one view is that "they don't intend to lose power" but i honestly think this gives them way too much credit.
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Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent
“The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame.”
“The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame.”
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
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GenAI is inevitable and will definitely be a major part of every art form from now on. Just like NFTs!
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
GenAI is inevitable and will definitely be a major part of every art form from now on. Just like NFTs!
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New on my blog: An MR James-esque ghost story that came to me in a dream earlier this year. (I woke up and wrote it down). A Christmas treat for you all, you have until New Year to read it.
The Fourth Door
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The Fourth Door
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The Fourth Door
This story came to me in a dream earlier this year. A MR James-esque tale. The Fourth Door by Jonathan Morris My first sight of the chur...
underthreehundred.blogspot.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
New on my blog: An MR James-esque ghost story that came to me in a dream earlier this year. (I woke up and wrote it down). A Christmas treat for you all, you have until New Year to read it.
The Fourth Door
underthreehundred.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
The Fourth Door
underthreehundred.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
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the two genders: melee and ranged
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the two genders: melee and ranged
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Turning up in my Facebook memories, and it’s a crime not to repost.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Turning up in my Facebook memories, and it’s a crime not to repost.
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Preaching to the choir here, but:
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Preaching to the choir here, but:
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
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🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
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“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
It's all just too on-the-nose now
Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
Trump just announced his own Hunger Games
In case you needed a reminder that we're living in a fascist hellscape.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's all just too on-the-nose now
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
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of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
Almost too on the nose
www.samsung-news.com/articles/Rs6...
www.samsung-news.com/articles/Rs6...
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Almost too on the nose
www.samsung-news.com/articles/Rs6...
www.samsung-news.com/articles/Rs6...
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Theresa Villiers on Badenoch. Oddly I hope she's right but this is the latest in the Telegraph's 'Whisper it' series. The record of this series is not good.... (thread)
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Theresa Villiers on Badenoch. Oddly I hope she's right but this is the latest in the Telegraph's 'Whisper it' series. The record of this series is not good.... (thread)
I reeeeeeally need Co-Pilot to fuck off now.
Absolutely every email, document, Excel sheet... it's opening up windows, panels, text offering help etc.
How can you write my email? You don't know what I want to say!
Absolutely every email, document, Excel sheet... it's opening up windows, panels, text offering help etc.
How can you write my email? You don't know what I want to say!
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I reeeeeeally need Co-Pilot to fuck off now.
Absolutely every email, document, Excel sheet... it's opening up windows, panels, text offering help etc.
How can you write my email? You don't know what I want to say!
Absolutely every email, document, Excel sheet... it's opening up windows, panels, text offering help etc.
How can you write my email? You don't know what I want to say!
No idea why they feel The Strangers deserves basically its own entire cinematic universe.
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No idea why they feel The Strangers deserves basically its own entire cinematic universe.
5 minutes on Twitter is enough to explain why so many people are getting more stupid and impotently angry about everything.
That whole site needs to be shut down.
That whole site needs to be shut down.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
5 minutes on Twitter is enough to explain why so many people are getting more stupid and impotently angry about everything.
That whole site needs to be shut down.
That whole site needs to be shut down.
Good God, the man is the lowest, shittiest piece of scum to have ever slimed into public office.
His day of passing will be a cause of celebration for millions.
His day of passing will be a cause of celebration for millions.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Good God, the man is the lowest, shittiest piece of scum to have ever slimed into public office.
His day of passing will be a cause of celebration for millions.
His day of passing will be a cause of celebration for millions.
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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It really gives:
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It really gives:
Not sure why but I enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man most out of the three Knives Out films so far.
Maybe it's somehow a more UK vibe for those of us raised on Jonathan Creeks, Poirots etc.
Maybe it's somehow a more UK vibe for those of us raised on Jonathan Creeks, Poirots etc.
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not sure why but I enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man most out of the three Knives Out films so far.
Maybe it's somehow a more UK vibe for those of us raised on Jonathan Creeks, Poirots etc.
Maybe it's somehow a more UK vibe for those of us raised on Jonathan Creeks, Poirots etc.
Just shocking about Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just shocking about Rob Reiner.
WTF?
Trump as he rambles on and on about snakes: “Look how quiet everybody is”
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
WTF?