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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
@artyewok.bsky.social
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An Ewok, A Bird, A Fox, A Snep.

Responsible for yeeting the Amarans into Star Wars. Used to do pro art, now works in SCIENCE (microbiology to be precise)

Pronouns He/Him.

www.flyingarmadillo.com
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles @artyewok.bsky.social · May 8
My account in a nutshell:
"This bacteria will kill u dead"
"Have a funny comic Idea about cdn pol"
"Hope you like Ewoks"
"UwU Cannot type due to pawbs. OwO"
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
artyewok.bsky.social
Not me getting excited listening to a podcast about the uses of next gen and whole genome sequencing in a clinical micro lab.

Just kidding, I was totally excited.

I took NOTES.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
This Squishmallow pet bed is all D: D: D:
A pet hidey bed shaped like a marshmallow shaped fox. The shape and placement of the opening makes it look like the fox is screaming in sheer terror. D:
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
So I overlay my sketches with a paper texture that all the AI stuff is doing, so I would like to say in advance that I have been doing this since, like, 1999.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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moonjam.com
PEAS!

#animation #cgi #peas #teatingvideohere #3d #vegetables
September 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
I am really enjoying hanging out with friends. I have been drawing, yes, but last night @babsiwuff.bsky.social and @breynolds.bsky.social and I were just chilling in my apartment and doing our own things and just quietly enjoying eachother's company.

Here is a drawing Brian did and I coloured. :3
A cartoon drawing of a goofy looking anthropomorphic white snow leopadd with pink spots and yellow eyes. He is leaning back on one foot and his tail, looking at the viewer with a smile and holding an enormous purple and sprinkle donut in the air.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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thebeaverton.com
News In Photo:
Satirical news headline reads: Carney gifts every Canadian "not an election" for early Christmas present
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
artyewok.bsky.social
Your last saves meme is your moral philosophy.
A screenshot of a tweet by a user named sheeep that reads: Ya ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
artyewok.bsky.social
Went to the aquarium with @kootenay.corvid.ing and @babsiwuff.bsky.social and saw a sassy starfish! I have named her felicia!
A starfish in a sassy pose like a model, complete with buttocks. A spomgebob background fish in front of an aquarium A brown and gold flecked pirhanna A blue jellyfish against a dark blue background
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
One thing I like about the Grey Cup is that it's just beat to shit. Blue collar trophy. Designed to be dropped by drunk guys.
A Riders player inspects the dented up Grey Cup ahead of the Grey Cup a few years ago A Hamilton fan holds the Grey Cup once again looking dented to shit
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
I was going to hang out and draw yesterday, but I am really glad I rested. People liked it when I was a public voice for depression, and my comic is still up gatherinf dust (there is a link to it from my website in my profile).

So I may start doing some chronic illness comix. You are so not alone.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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kagesatsuki.com
I lament that this should might be considered hoity toity elegant behaviour when it should be a basic level of human consideration and decency. youtube.com/shorts/RJk26...
Please, don’t suddenly stop in the middle of the pavement!!! #dining #etiquette #williamhanson
YouTube video by William Hanson
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November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
I woke up from my migraine, it feels like midnight but it is 5pm.

Welp.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
Migraine friends:

Yes, that is a migraine. You are not just weirdly exhausted for no reason.

In other news, laundry will be done this evening or tomorrow morning.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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markharris.bsky.social
I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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thrasherxy.bsky.social
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
Black text on a yellow background - This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it looks like I ran out of time. I have so many dreams that I wanted to fulfill and plans to create new stories for you. There are a few in progress that might come to fruition in a few years if things work out. I did not ever imagine I would live to this age and end up a writer, editor, activist, and more. As a kid riddled with insecurity and internalized ableism, I could not see a path forward. It was thanks to friendships and some great teachers who believed in me that I was able to fight my way out of miserable situations into a place where I finally felt comfortable in my skin. We need more stories about us and our culture. You all, we all, deserve the everything and more in such a hostile, ableist environment. Our wisdom is incisive and unflinching. I'm honored to be your ancestor and believe disabled oracles like us will light the way to the future. Don't let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
artyewok.bsky.social
Hello new followers!

I am a bit of a squirrel and I ADHD away every now and then. I hope you like science and art and baseball and random jokes about Canadian stuff.

Something for everyone, tbh.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
So an old friend @breynolds.bsky.social is up visiting.

Amarans are canon again.

Apparently I am going to be art jamming like it's 1999.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
artyewok.bsky.social
@calicougar.bsky.social Essg.
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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schmidcathrine.us
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14th: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
artyewok.bsky.social
First thing I have drawn on my tablet in MONTHS.

#StarWars #Amarans
A blue digital pencil drawing of a large humanoid fox leapoing out of a bush and exclaiming "HOLY TOAST! YOU'RE CANON AGAIN!" to a smaller fox like creature who is sitting on a rock and wearing a sci fi type vest. The Small fox has a "!" over its head and it is looking up at the larger fox.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
Oh, because Amarans are back, baby, here is my 10000% non canon blog.

These were all details Dan Wallace and I planned to pitch, but the proect was scuttled and it was yesrs until the Amarans ended up in Wildlife of Star Wars.

flyingarmadillo.com/amarans-back...
Amarans Backstory and History – Art by Robin Pronovost
flyingarmadillo.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
@adamchristopher.me Thank you for putting Amarans in your book.

I have not bought a Star Wars novel in decades and now I need to see how you handled my creations (and I am sure it is amazing!).

Them being canon again delights me beyond measure.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
artyewok.bsky.social
My little fox aliens are canon again.

*sheds a single tear*
A fox with the word "sickos" on his tummy is looking into a window and laughing "yes... ha ha ha.. YES!"
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM