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Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
Tired grown-up wannabe with varied interests. https://kagesatsuki.com

Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
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For those who don't know me; I am Kage. Just some old fossil who likes to draw, game and cook. Quit Twitter recently in hopes of less doom and gloom under fairer skies. Pleased to meet you. These are my two online avatars.

And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
The strategy board is the gift that keeps on giving
I'm on a strategy board kick. This one has been sitting in my head for a while now. #FFXIV
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
まだまだLUNA4途中だけど
古賀さんの演技って最高ねぇ
何回泣きそうになったよ😭
#原神
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
#Genshin lore writers getting too real, man.
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Accidentally saw international news of the calibre as stupid as this, so it's time to get off the internet now.
“Kage, aren’t you afraid AI will threaten your job prospects?”

In the last week I’ve had to explain to people—during 2 separate projects—why I didn’t implement *clickable urls* on their *PRINTED ASSETS*. I think my job prospects as a graphic designer are just fine.
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Due to a variety of environmental factors I ended up quite overstimulated. Fixed that with a 15 minute power nap.

So... a power nap is a essentially a soft restart for me lol
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Sigh. Repost as needed I guess.
January 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Logged in to #Genshin mid-sneeze. This appeared and my sneeze died because I was so surprised.

(Haven't done any new patch quests nor the AQ, but I did pull for Columbina)
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Somehow, I missed the hype over lobster and turkey.
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“Kage, aren’t you afraid AI will threaten your job prospects?”

In the last week I’ve had to explain to people—during 2 separate projects—why I didn’t implement *clickable urls* on their *PRINTED ASSETS*. I think my job prospects as a graphic designer are just fine.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Follow-up:

After this person jumped through several hoops to learn some generative AI tool for some weeks, they sheepishly admitted that to make advertisements and such, human designers are needed.

Could have told them that but some people wanna learn the hard way.
Someone at work asked if there’s any “generative AI programme that can make very specific edits to graphics without changing the rest of the image”.

My lazyarse slacker brother in Christ Almighty at this point just go learn Photoshop ffs.

Or ask me—a professional—to make those changes 🫩
January 14, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It always does my soul so much good when I see Sakaguchi (father of the FF series) enjoying #FFXIV
a man in a suit and tie is crying with the words `` tears of joy '' written on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying with the words `` tears of joy '' written on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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It's baffles and frustrates me how people hop over from Twitter to try BlueSky, then leave all huffy because they won't get spoon-fed content when that same dependency on algorithm feeds is what has led to so much modern social media enshitification in the first place? 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not colleagues getting confused because AI summaries for search results are conflicting whatever information I have told them.

The death of critical thinking and AI-dependency has rendered them incapable of scrolling beyond that stupid slop to find dozens of accurate results beneath 🫩
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Another resolution I have (not necessarily for the year) is to not be lazy, and stop paying for convenience where I can/where it makes little sense.

Friction to buying products/services makes me stop and think through if I truly need it. Mindful spending etc etc
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
It's baffles and frustrates me how people hop over from Twitter to try BlueSky, then leave all huffy because they won't get spoon-fed content when that same dependency on algorithm feeds is what has led to so much modern social media enshitification in the first place? 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Please tell me if this is a normal train of thought or it's me just neurodivergent

A: Wow you meal prep? That takes so much time and effort

Me: *screaming internally* BECAUSE I HAVE SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED MY LIFE TO BE AS COMMITMENT FREE SO I CAN MANAGE TO DO THIS WHY DO OTHERS NOT UNDERSTAND REE
January 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Me watching video memes about neurodiversity and getting increasingly flustered because AREN'T THESE REGULAR NORMAL THINGS FOR MOST PEOPLE?!
January 12, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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Version "Luna IV" Event Wishes Notice - Phase I
#GenshinLunaIV #GenshinImpact #GenshinMoonInvitation #Columbina #Ineffa

Dear Traveler, the event wishes "Somnias a Luna," "Astral Actuation," and "Epitome Invocation" will be available on January 14!

See more details here: hoyo.link/DaNqu5vkJ
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Version "Luna IV" Event Wishes Notice - Phase II
#GenshinLunaIV #GenshinImpact #Zibai #Neuvillette

Dear Traveler, the event wishes "Harmonious Abundance," "Decree of the Deeps," and "Epitome Invocation" will be available on February 3!

See more details here: hoyo.link/ChDHke4Kp
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Plus you can release an album together.

Kageyama and Amayegak crusher of bones in “Pandemonium state of mind” (with saxophone)
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Me practicing Latin stuff at work

“If I accidentally summon a demon within this soundproof, padded room, no one would know.”
I'm not taking any questions about this lol
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Do you enjoy books where a shipload of men get edged by a whale? Then have I got one for you!
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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backend eng? come build this app with us.

jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...

we’re a tiny team building a very big app.

if that sounds fun, lfg!
Bluesky Jobs
Bluesky Jobs
jobs.gem.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Me: I’ve actively been avoiding international news these days. Aside from some rare USA happenings that leak through from social media ig

Friend: Here’s some good news for you. Twitter may be getting banned in some countries

Me:
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM