Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
Tired grown-up wannabe with varied interests. https://kagesatsuki.com
Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
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Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
· Oct 26
For those who don't know me; I am Kage. Just some old fossil who likes to draw, game and cook. Quit Twitter recently in hopes of less doom and gloom under fairer skies. Pleased to meet you. These are my two online avatars.
And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
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Truck drivers are the fetch-and-deliver questers of the real world. #Showerthoughts
March 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Truck drivers are the fetch-and-deliver questers of the real world. #Showerthoughts
Really hope @blythemelin.bsky.social will voice a playable character in a Hoyo game after them stellar performances as big bad villains in 2 titles.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Really hope @blythemelin.bsky.social will voice a playable character in a Hoyo game after them stellar performances as big bad villains in 2 titles.
Come to think of it, 2001: A Space Odyssey was one hell of a weird trip of a film, with a warning for the future we should be considering more lol
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Come to think of it, 2001: A Space Odyssey was one hell of a weird trip of a film, with a warning for the future we should be considering more lol
The most well-adjusted people and nations rarely make it to the news because they aren't crashing the hell out.
#Showerthoughts
#Showerthoughts
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The most well-adjusted people and nations rarely make it to the news because they aren't crashing the hell out.
#Showerthoughts
#Showerthoughts
Meal prep~ Getting used to some new containers, so may have prepared too much hm.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Meal prep~ Getting used to some new containers, so may have prepared too much hm.
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When you're presented with a problem and someone immediately suggests to ask AI.
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When you're presented with a problem and someone immediately suggests to ask AI.
Just saw this and lol'd
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Just saw this and lol'd
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Realising I've got the best fucking answer to the dreaded "So what is this X-year gap in your resume about?"
"Cancer 🙂"
"Cancer 🙂"
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Realising I've got the best fucking answer to the dreaded "So what is this X-year gap in your resume about?"
"Cancer 🙂"
"Cancer 🙂"
Not Hoyo subtly acknowledging the otter and Neuvillette memes haha
Calendar Wallpapers
#GenshinImpact
Hello, Travelers! Here's the December wallpapers (PC/Mobile/Apple Watch) for you~ Feel free to save and use them as you like~
#GenshinImpactCalendar
#GenshinImpact
Hello, Travelers! Here's the December wallpapers (PC/Mobile/Apple Watch) for you~ Feel free to save and use them as you like~
#GenshinImpactCalendar
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Not Hoyo subtly acknowledging the otter and Neuvillette memes haha
Social media: HIGH PROTEIN DIETS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE LIFE THEY ARE GOOD AND POWERFUL-
Me: Maybe I should eat more protein
My mother: HEY so I might have gout
Me: Yeah okay fuck you social media
Me: Maybe I should eat more protein
My mother: HEY so I might have gout
Me: Yeah okay fuck you social media
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Social media: HIGH PROTEIN DIETS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE LIFE THEY ARE GOOD AND POWERFUL-
Me: Maybe I should eat more protein
My mother: HEY so I might have gout
Me: Yeah okay fuck you social media
Me: Maybe I should eat more protein
My mother: HEY so I might have gout
Me: Yeah okay fuck you social media
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Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
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Character Teaser - "Durin: A Family Letter" | Genshin Impact
#GenshinImpact #Durin
If someone were to write a "Mondstadt Living Guide," Durin's version would probably be very different from the others.
Even if the world looks different in his eyes than in ours, it is still a wonderful place.
#GenshinImpact #Durin
If someone were to write a "Mondstadt Living Guide," Durin's version would probably be very different from the others.
Even if the world looks different in his eyes than in ours, it is still a wonderful place.
Character Teaser - "Durin: A Family Letter" | Genshin Impact #GenshinImpact #Durin
YouTube video by Genshin Impact
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November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Character Teaser - "Durin: A Family Letter" | Genshin Impact
#GenshinImpact #Durin
If someone were to write a "Mondstadt Living Guide," Durin's version would probably be very different from the others.
Even if the world looks different in his eyes than in ours, it is still a wonderful place.
#GenshinImpact #Durin
If someone were to write a "Mondstadt Living Guide," Durin's version would probably be very different from the others.
Even if the world looks different in his eyes than in ours, it is still a wonderful place.
Seeing images of that devastating fire engulfing multiple residential buildings in Hong Kong...
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Seeing images of that devastating fire engulfing multiple residential buildings in Hong Kong...
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
Tried to bake some silica gel to reuse it.
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tried to bake some silica gel to reuse it.
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
The fuck's going on with my Youtube recommends
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The fuck's going on with my Youtube recommends
Lowkey kinda weird how keeping to yourself and not speaking badly of others makes people at office have random faith in confiding in you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Lowkey kinda weird how keeping to yourself and not speaking badly of others makes people at office have random faith in confiding in you.
Yet another refill down!
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yet another refill down!
A friend recently got targeted by the feline distribution system and I’m loving the videos I’m getting sent daily now lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A friend recently got targeted by the feline distribution system and I’m loving the videos I’m getting sent daily now lol
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This is how I'm framing my awful post-surgery (and post-anaemia) weight gain lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is how I'm framing my awful post-surgery (and post-anaemia) weight gain lol
Chocolate-coloured animals are especially cute to me for reasons unknown.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Chocolate-coloured animals are especially cute to me for reasons unknown.
Others 🗣️: Heavens to Betsy!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Others 🗣️: Heavens to Betsy!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
It’s really funny how in Asia most old people think water is the cure to every ailment.
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s really funny how in Asia most old people think water is the cure to every ailment.
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀