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Rob
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Husband, father, lover of animals, The Silver Bayonet, music, history, HR tech, overweight, balding. Man, that list started so well.
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Don't forget to overreact to something you read on the internet today.
Snatch With Big Naturals? 😬
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If it is just allowing them to reopen lots of bases in Greenland, they’ll need to be kept a close eye on…
If Europe found a way for him to save face and move on, great. But Carney's speech was still spoken and was still true. The bell has rung.
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Yes yes, it’s definitely the customer’s fault.
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Spain, France, Germany, Belgium, etc laughing nervously watching Britain and the US arguing about who are the most fucked imperialists. Let’s not leave out our friends!
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
She’s fucking insane.
Karoline Leavitt is denying that Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland multiple times during his speech today.
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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A tufted titmouse getting a sunflower seed, to keep full before this big snow storm headed our way.
#birds
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Some of y’all would’ve blamed Anne Frank for illegally hiding instead of complying with authorities and it shows.
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans.

When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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please mention the Beckhams

please mention the Beckhams

please mention the Beckhams

please mention the Beckhams
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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I give him a week before he refers to some country as "Coldland"
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
A giraffe Donald, it’s a GIRAFFE, not a lion.
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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If I walk up to you with hammer and say “I could break your knees if you don’t give me $20 but I won’t,” would you feel relieved that I’d ruled out breaking your knees?
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Don't forget to overreact to something you read on the internet today.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Don't forget to overreact to something you read on the internet today.
June 27, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It is, perhaps, not the best moment to expect Europeans to listen to this kind of thing from an American.
At Davos, Governor Gavin Newsom said European leaders were “complicit” and “pathetic” in how they handle President Trump, adding that he should have “brought a bunch of knee pads for them.”
January 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Opening words of the King John Ladybird book.
January 20, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s not the customer’s fault if your products suck dude.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Like jokes you have to explain, this of course improves the strategy immeasurably.
Bessent: "Everyone take a deep breath. Do not escalate. Do not escalate. President Trump has a strategy here. Hear him out and then everything will be fine."
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Hahaha he’s such a twat.
BREAKING Trump threatens 200% tariffs on French wine and Champagne over France's intentions to decline invitation to join his Board of Peace
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:30 PM