Armored
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FF14 is life. Needs to find a better job.
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Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show
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maybe I was just younger and less mature but I swear Super Bowl commercials used to be funnier
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
maybe I was just younger and less mature but I swear Super Bowl commercials used to be funnier
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packers fans watching the seahawks special teams
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
packers fans watching the seahawks special teams
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A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
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fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism behind dogs
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism behind dogs
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I think we can all come together in this nation and agree on one thing:
Fuck the Patriots
Fuck the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think we can all come together in this nation and agree on one thing:
Fuck the Patriots
Fuck the Patriots
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(Seems like it was not Liam, but definitely a stand-in for him if not)
America, time to pick a side
America, time to pick a side
Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
(Seems like it was not Liam, but definitely a stand-in for him if not)
America, time to pick a side
America, time to pick a side
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I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
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I say without one iota of humor that the democratic party needs to be completely dismantled top to bottom and reassembled into something with actual values.
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I say without one iota of humor that the democratic party needs to be completely dismantled top to bottom and reassembled into something with actual values.
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
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Two stunning revelations this weekend.
WSJ: Trump crypto got half a billion from UAE “Spy Sheik” days before inauguration, then UAE got US-made AI chips
NYT: DOJ pubbed nude pics of young Epstein women after redacting for Trump and lecturing us about child porn, victims, & how hard they worked
WSJ: Trump crypto got half a billion from UAE “Spy Sheik” days before inauguration, then UAE got US-made AI chips
NYT: DOJ pubbed nude pics of young Epstein women after redacting for Trump and lecturing us about child porn, victims, & how hard they worked
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Two stunning revelations this weekend.
WSJ: Trump crypto got half a billion from UAE “Spy Sheik” days before inauguration, then UAE got US-made AI chips
NYT: DOJ pubbed nude pics of young Epstein women after redacting for Trump and lecturing us about child porn, victims, & how hard they worked
WSJ: Trump crypto got half a billion from UAE “Spy Sheik” days before inauguration, then UAE got US-made AI chips
NYT: DOJ pubbed nude pics of young Epstein women after redacting for Trump and lecturing us about child porn, victims, & how hard they worked
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The sharing of fake epstein drops without disclosing that they're fake is probably among the most useless and annoying things you can do right now, ngl
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The sharing of fake epstein drops without disclosing that they're fake is probably among the most useless and annoying things you can do right now, ngl
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
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Beyond parody that Trump announced his Federal Reserve pick and a day later he showed up in the Epstein files. The US really is a pedocracy
Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Beyond parody that Trump announced his Federal Reserve pick and a day later he showed up in the Epstein files. The US really is a pedocracy
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the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
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gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
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who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
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The least - I mean absolute the very least the Democratic Party can do right now - is to make sure every single Democratic Senator vote against the ICE/DHS funding bill this upcoming week.
If they can’t - Chuck Schumer needs resign and retire in disgrace.
If they can’t - Chuck Schumer needs resign and retire in disgrace.
How many public executions do we have to watch before there is a mass mobilization by democratic lawmakers — national and local — to arrest the killers and chase ICE out of cities?
Graphic video of the latest ICE murder in Minnesota
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The least - I mean absolute the very least the Democratic Party can do right now - is to make sure every single Democratic Senator vote against the ICE/DHS funding bill this upcoming week.
If they can’t - Chuck Schumer needs resign and retire in disgrace.
If they can’t - Chuck Schumer needs resign and retire in disgrace.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
We need to rescue Josh Allen.
Philip Rivers will interview Friday for the Buffalo Bills’ head-coaching job, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 24, 2026 at 12:43 AM
We need to rescue Josh Allen.
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Probably will have more to say when the full trailer comes out tomorrow, but the "REMEMBER HOW COOL THE 80S WERE???" vibe from the Masters of the Universe teaser already kinda rubs me the wrong way.
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Probably will have more to say when the full trailer comes out tomorrow, but the "REMEMBER HOW COOL THE 80S WERE???" vibe from the Masters of the Universe teaser already kinda rubs me the wrong way.